48 thoughts on “Rock House (Trailer)

  1. LardOfTheFries  

    Posted July 12, 2021 at 10:59 am

    Our tomatoes are under attack

  2. Oscer-Head

    Posted July 12, 2021 at 12:50 pm

    Could this be the end of the band?

    1. Attorney At Law

      Posted July 13, 2021 at 7:33 am

      From a strictly legal point of view this is entirely Tim Heidecker’s decision. And, frankly, something you needn’t concern yourself with.

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted July 13, 2021 at 2:48 pm

        RUDY!
        You turd-suckling, cousin-fucking rascal!
        WHEN’S THE DISBARMENT?
        Your son ANDREW asked if you’d stop by the DILDO STORE on the way home and buy him a rubber fist! Extra wide!
        (And no stopping off at Exit 341.)

    2. DIRK DOUCETTE

      Posted July 14, 2021 at 3:44 pm

      hope not

  3. Facts On Display

    Posted July 12, 2021 at 1:54 pm

    well, this might be pretty good, if their are FRactures in the Rocking House that are exposed. Through the flesh debt that is always owied to Heidecker.
    Good drama.

    1. Attorney At Law

      Posted July 13, 2021 at 7:17 am

      Overreaction. I encourage you – and everyone – to wait for Mr. Heidecker to release a statement before endorsing or disparaging the product.

      1. Facts On Display

        Posted July 13, 2021 at 10:12 am

        I can deside for myself the dramatic without the law getting involved. Does Heydicky want viewers or Not? right now it looks more like a bankrupcy hearing than a network.

        1. Attorney At Law

          Posted July 13, 2021 at 11:56 am

          Comments like this flirt dangerously close to being libel – I suggest you regulate your tongue appropriately.

          Contrary to your reckless post HEI Network is flourishing on a level that is being praised by all [1] – it’s a fact that has been reported and confirmed – largely due to the wild success of the website’s debut. [2]

          1. Gaynor, J. (2021, May 25). VFA ACQUISITION PRAISED BY ALL. HEI Network. https://www.heinetwork.tv/article/vfa-acquisition-praised-by-all/.

          2. Gaynor, J. (n.d.). WONDERFUL “ON CINEMA OSCAR SPECIAL” MARKS HISTORIC DEBUT FOR HEI NETWORK TV STATION. HEI Network. Retrieved July 13, 2021, from https://www.heinetwork.tv/article/wonderful-on-cinema-oscar-special-marks-historic-debut-for-hei-network-tv-station/

  4. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted July 12, 2021 at 2:00 pm

    This seems like a totally new concept that’s never been attempted before.

    1. David Eddy

      Posted July 13, 2021 at 7:30 am

      Looks like there might be a beef at the rock house.

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted July 13, 2021 at 9:44 am

        Looks like multiple tube-shaped beefs.
        And the sound of wet meatballs slappin’.

        The first letter of the name of this show should be changed from the eighteenth letter of the alphabet to the third letter of the alphabet,

  5. E.C. Hughes, M.D.

    Posted July 12, 2021 at 2:42 pm

    As a busy medical doctor, I come here for movie expertise. I view this content as a distraction and a waste of time.

    1. Hobbit Head

      Posted July 14, 2021 at 12:05 pm

      Couldn’t agree more. This would be much better in a 3+ hour MOVIE.

  6. Jess Cruise

    Posted July 12, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    Wow! Can’t wait to see what these two cook up!!

  7. DELAWARE DAN LAWFIRM LLC

    Posted July 12, 2021 at 7:00 pm

    in prayer for axom…. and manel….. god blessing them from on high..,……….. god gave his one AND only rock to and for them and what do they do>? they divied n it up and when they know they need TO be TO gather. only GOD nows know…..

  8. aaron cabral

    Posted July 12, 2021 at 11:02 pm

    Hopefully Axes’ hand will grown back soon 🙁

    1. Facts On Display

      Posted July 13, 2021 at 10:14 am

      he will only be force to pay it again as his fleich debt to herr Heidecker.

  9. Da_Muncher_69

    Posted July 13, 2021 at 3:24 am

    You’re tearing this rock house apart Manuel!!!!

  10. Attorney At Law

    Posted July 13, 2021 at 7:26 am

    To all of the Low Brow Individuals offering hot takes – be it positive or negative – JUST STOP.

    Mr. Heidecker needs time to digest and assess the success of this pilot or lack thereof. When you come in hot without a parachute you set yourself up to look foolish when you’re shouting things that could end up in Direct Contradiction to the Mission Statement of HEI CEO and Owner Tim Heidecker.

    I look forward to seeing his reaction.

    1. FatherhoodHead

      Posted July 14, 2021 at 1:26 am

      My friend is a judge (outranks you) and after I showed him this he said it’s legally OK for us to say things about the show without waiting for Tim. Overruled!

      1. Attorney At Law

        Posted July 14, 2021 at 3:05 pm

        Laughably stupid comment. I showed this to the office and everyone audibly laughed.

        1. Facts On Display

          Posted July 14, 2021 at 3:39 pm

          you menstion “audobly” bc usually lawyers only emit low decibel evil snicker. Besides their gasses that is.

        2. Attorney At Law

          Posted July 14, 2021 at 4:11 pm

          I’m done responding to you.

  11. Andrew Kozar

    Posted July 13, 2021 at 9:17 am

    Thank you father Tim for Rock House

  12. Tim+Gregg Peace Coalition

    Posted July 13, 2021 at 7:42 pm

    The rolling stones?

  13. Flynn Daunt

    Posted July 13, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    POPCORN

    1. Joshua Lioi

      Posted August 12, 2021 at 6:18 am

      6 bags

  14. FatherhoodHead

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 1:13 am

    This Rock House rests on a shaky foundation. Only the musical brotherhood of music can save it. Mark my words.

  15. Kevin Hunter

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 9:28 am

    Looks like things are gonna be intense right off the bat

  16. Hobbit Head

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    TV is the death of entertainment. This would be infinitely better in a Movie format. Can’t even rate it on the popcorn scale. Snooooozer

  17. Matthew Klein

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 12:43 pm

    If Rock House results in the end of the band then I say just move em’ on outta there. #saveDKR

  18. Sam and Dean from Supernatural

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 12:57 pm

    I feel very unsafe about this whole thing, did they salt the windows or sage the place???

  19. Cyrus Helf

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 1:12 pm

    Wow, a Deckarr gig at Viper Room with Mick of Rollin Stones! How do I get ticket?

  20. DeeThompsonHead

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 1:13 pm

    I snuck into the oscars

  21. ActionHead

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 1:29 pm

    I will always stay true to my brothers

  22. daniel duque

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 1:29 pm

    the Giusti is Lioosti

  23. Joshua Havig

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 2:11 pm

    Dr. San is back and Axiom is on drugs?!?!?!?!?!?!

  24. Buff Buff Pass

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 2:25 pm

    Oscar cannot ignore this!

  25. GreggHead4FR  

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    Really delighted to see that Tim is keeping the HEI Network focused on insightful and entertaining movie news and features.

  26. Neil ohanlon

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    HEI GUYS

    1. Attorney At Law

      Posted July 14, 2021 at 4:13 pm

      QFT.

  27. guitar  

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    i can’t wait

  28. Nathaniel Young

    Posted July 30, 2021 at 5:16 am

    Please teach us the guitar in one hand and wooden spoon in the other technique.

  29. I_Hate_Movies

    Posted August 11, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    Pray for Rock House. Pray to God for it.

  30. Joshua Lioi

    Posted August 12, 2021 at 6:18 am

    Pray for rocks

  31. Sneert    

    Posted August 20, 2021 at 10:19 pm

    VEST TV SGOW EVER!!!!!!!!
    there is no better hsow

    this bettr than on Cinema, Meet the Press, Simpsons, or 60 minutess

  32. J4mes Dean

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:29 am

    I remember still when they invented jazz music and it was a new thing, see? I lived a few floors up from it. That was better than garbage kids today have in their heads. Dekkar wouldn’t last one beat on a stage with the likes of the Andrews Sisters – now there’s a group of bells that brought home the bacon. Not these punks.

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