110 thoughts on “Behind The Cards

  1. Cyrus

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:40 am

    Yes! I was just playing cards the other day and I always think of Gregg when I get the Joker.

    1. McGuirk  

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:44 am

      You’ve got to respect the incredible amount of work that went into producing this trailer. Bravo!

    2. Vasily (Vas) Deferens LLC

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 3:27 pm

      Are we talking about an official Batman deck of cards here or what?

  2. Lanoi

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:43 am

    I hope 3 of hearts shows up

    1. Marc Charron

      Posted August 5, 2022 at 11:18 pm

      same

  3. Jesse Fuson

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:44 am

    I hate it when my lamp leaks like yours Gregg.

    1. Silly Walrus

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:51 am

      It’s not a LEAK it’s POPCORN OIL (no truffle)

  4. Timothy Kirschenheiter

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:45 am

    You better not ruin this masterpiece, Tim.

  5. Spiritronic

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:49 am

    We need to see the dead man’s hand.

    1. I hate the snakes

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 6:03 pm

      Good call! I call

  6. Carol Dukes

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:49 am

    Ha! Can’t wait!

  7. Kribnon Skryff

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:50 am

    Good thing Tim is taking control of this one. Looked doomed from the start but if anyone can salvage it it is Tim

  8. Casey Krueger

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:50 am

    I hope my favorite character from Deck of Cards, the three of clubs, makes an appearance!

  9. Bradford Beidler

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:51 am

    Will the musical artist Dekkar be doing any soundtrack/sound effect work?

  10. leftcircles    

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:53 am

    WHAT’S WITH THE CANDY POPCON GREGG. I thought yoyu were a true filmbuff.

    1. John Belushi of the Female Gender

      Posted July 27, 2022 at 6:28 pm

      It’s probably just for guests. That way Gregg can have all the real popcorn for HIMSELF 😉 L.O.L.

  11. Art Stein

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:54 am

    I couldn’t be more excited to see new content on the HEI network.

  12. Andy Gonsalves

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:59 am

    Very exciting!

  13. Deck_of_Oscars

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:02 am

    mor like Deck of OSCARS if you cach my dritft…

  14. JW01

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:06 am

    That room is so gross, I wouldn’t step in there even if I was protected by RioGenisis!

  15. Simon Grégoire-Gauthier

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:07 am

    What about the Aces ?

  16. Sneert    

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:08 am

    It isn’t EVERY sneek preveiw that ends with a warning that the origenal vision of the movee is being perversed in post-production. Guess Grerg is doomed to be hancufffed by big studeo bigwigs, jus liek Orsen Wells and Jonn Casnavetes.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted July 27, 2022 at 9:44 am

      Sadly, an ancient tale . . .

  17. Robert Coller

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:08 am

    “Mr. Money” has a lot of nerve showing his face on the HEI Network after the stunt he pulled. Hope his scenes get CUT.

  18. Grayson Covert

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:10 am

    Now with Tim at the reigns I wonder if we could be seeing a Decker of Cards…

  19. Oscer-Head

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:11 am

    The only saving grafe of this disaster of a film is if DECKer himself shows up to deal the Deck of CArds once and for all.

    God bless tim for taking the reigns on this one. we know you will steer the ship to sucksess!

  20. Jansjo    

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:13 am

    INSTANT 6 BAGGER

    tims steady hand will really give this production the conservative values that all the movie greats are known for!

  21. Glenn    

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:16 am

    Oh god that lamp. What lows will Gregg sink to next. So sad.

    1. Glenn    

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:21 am

      At least Tim has come on and given this DEck Of Cards ship a chance of not sinking with his true leadership.

  22. gorloj

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:16 am

    why does it feel like gregg is doing a tony zaret impersonation

  23. steven crighton

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:22 am

    Why is the Eight of Spades fighting for the King of Hearts? Why adapt these IPs if you have no understanding of the source material??

  24. Mark Proksch's nurse

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:25 am

    Seems like production is running smoothly!

    1. Glenn    

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:38 am

      Thanks to Tim taking over no doubt

    2. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 1:10 pm

      Running as smoothly as an RJs Shakes oil smoothie blasting through your colon like a mushroom cloud of potato soup and vaxx-blocker.

      1. Glenn    

        Posted July 26, 2022 at 2:12 pm

        Damn, that IS smooth

        1. HOLDEN MADICKEY
  25. Ryan Siath

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:26 am

    gregg you are clearly overwhelmed and have no business producing content. Thanks for showing us playing cards- it was very informative.

  26. Kyle Krause

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:32 am

    The joker strikes again!

  27. DenmarkRoc

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:34 am

    Now that Tim has taken control of DoC, I think it will be a FLOP! Thanks, Tim, thanks for nothing…

  28. wrenchell    

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:41 am

    Sure fire 6 bagger

  29. Adam Chandler

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:51 am

    This is truly going to be movie buffs avengers moment

    1. I hate the snakes

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 6:02 pm

      Agreed, I think it will be Avengers meets First Knight with a bit of Pearl Harbor mixed in. I don’t want to put a limit in the bag of popcorn this movie will acclaim. But I have a guess.

  30. Privacy is a Cult

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 11:54 am

    G D it, Tim! Keep your hands off Gregg’s work! Let him gift us with his craft! It’s obvious you only pretend to like movies. Gregg, on the other hand, is a real buff.

  31. The Living Oscar  

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 12:16 pm

    What’s with that candy back there? Where’s the popcorn?

  32. Paul McBryde

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 1:01 pm

    hiope tim doesnt doo to much damage to it

  33. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 1:22 pm

    Needs more NEIL BREEN.

    However, I admire CRAIG’s lampshade from the ED GEIN Collection.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0DK-0fIKCw

  34. Björn Nordin

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 1:22 pm

    What will be the running time for this please?

    And also, what do yuo guys thibk of making this into a trilogy?

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 1:34 pm

      If these guys were smart (HA!), then they’d be shooting multiple sequels simultaneously like PETER JAXXON did and like CAM’RON is doing for the AVATARD sequels.

      1. Sneert    

        Posted July 27, 2022 at 12:29 pm

        thats wyh yuo get internns, to go aruound shooting extra seens whilest othre intenrs our out shootin thee othre seens. Rap up a movee in no tiem.

  35. Niall Crowley

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 1:40 pm

    Ha. I’m Irish and grew up with that Ireland deck of cards.

    Makes me excited that some of the great Irish actors like Gabriel Byrne, Richard Harris or Colin Farrell will be making surprise cameos in the Deck of Cards movie!

    My money is on Colin Farrell who played, of course, The Penguin in the 10th Batman movie, The Batman.

    1. PropCornClassics

      Posted July 27, 2022 at 4:26 am

      Very excited about this project but there appears to be candy-coated popcorn beside Gregg’s lamp. This is most disturbing; true film buffs eat real popcorn. Maybe it’s just “propcorn”?

  36. Dr. Sanx Bile

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 1:47 pm

    I was going to complain about how awful this movie is going to be, how no one ever would want to see it, how it is a waste of our HEI points, how I’m so surprised that Tim is letting this nonsense move forward etc… but I find myself just too sad to even do that. I mean, Greg is in bad shape: mentally, emotionally, financially (clearly, he’s living in a dumpster). and I worry things are just going to get worse for him. There really needs to be an intervention here. His mind is so warped from years of trash movies and and all-popcorn diet. He needs serious help pronto. Feeding his delusions isn’t good for anybody.

  37. JOHN TOWEY

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 2:35 pm

    Gregg could use a shower here

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 3:46 pm

      Why do you want him naked & wet at your place?

  38. Laurence Willis

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 2:42 pm

    Look out for this guys, sure you appear in the movie. The number 7 is often one that people pick as their favourite number (according to studies). Therefore, the 7 of diamonds will bee very important (being less expected than the 7 of hearts). I think we are inn line for a twist where the 7 of diamonds plays an important role in the climax of the movie.

    1. Sneert    

      Posted July 27, 2022 at 12:25 pm

      I wunder iff theirs a chancce that pocker chips play a roll in it, liek the chips are thee Minnions or Umpa Lumpas off thee card worlds

  39. Benedict Pumpkinpatch

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 3:51 pm

    What a wonderful day i’m so stoked for the new film

  40. OhGodHead  

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 4:03 pm

    Wow! DoC is looking to be a summer blockbuster!

    The Doc fan club is looking to raise capital for a premiere party: 89fa3d2c55bbfa0f70b4c9e4d9723c18

  41. Bradley Thomas

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 4:32 pm

    So excited to see Arthur back on the silver screen after 32 years

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 10:00 pm

      ARTHUR LIVETH!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljt5-wY1cOU

      Won the Oscer for BEST ORIGINAL SONG in 1981, peeps!

    2. Sneert    

      Posted July 27, 2022 at 12:26 pm

      Aartur 3: Inn the Cards

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted July 28, 2022 at 10:53 pm

        Arthur 4: The Rise Of The Big Chillenator

        1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

          Posted July 28, 2022 at 11:49 pm

  42. Junior Movie Buff

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 4:38 pm

    SPOILER WARNINGS for those that are interested:
    This preview does reveal some of the characters we’ll meet and the magical location the film is set in.

    Couldn’t be more excited for this, despite Tim’s meddling. Having already conquered the horror genre, it’ll be amazing to see what Gregg can do with fantasy. Watch out Peter Jackson!

    1. I hate the snakes

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 5:57 pm

      Well, meddling doesn’t always make a bad movie. Fox studios meddled quite a bit on fantastic 4 and look how good it turned out.

      1. Junior Movie Buff

        Posted July 27, 2022 at 6:44 am

        Yeah, I do have to admit it was good. And it was innovative of them to let non-actors buy themselves a small role in the movie. Pretty neat!

  43. Jordan Berry

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 4:42 pm

    I hope that this movie has a high run time of no less than 120 minutes. Gregg knows that high runtimes are what us buffs NEED from our movies. Even if it’s shorter I’m sure it’ll still be a 5 star movie though with a film buff like Grigg calling the shots! It’s MOVIE TIME!

  44. Vinz Clortho

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 4:56 pm

    If I were Gregg I would be worried about inhaling more spores from the black mold that is growing on the walls and on his lamp shade. Someone should let the city know about this.

  45. I hate the snakes

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 5:52 pm

    I only know 3 jokers. Gregg, Caesar Romero, and Joey Travolta. So which one is going to play joker? My guess the fourth one, James Dean in his big return to cinema.!

  46. craxton    

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 6:50 pm

    dudlee more is dead, gregg

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY
  47. AlphaClam    

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 7:03 pm

    Release the Turkington cut!

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 9:23 pm

      /\THIS, Señor!

      My Peeps have been demanding the TURKINGTON CUT ever since DECKER vs. DRACULA!

      And where did that get us, amigo?

      FACKING NADA!!!!

  48. Emblem Parade    

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 7:29 pm

    Expect a MAJOR lawsuit from the Bat Man people at Marvell!!!! And also a huge disappointment. If it fails it’s not because of Tim but because Gregg doesn’t know anything about good movies and all his Oscars picks were DEAD WRONG.

  49. crankypizza    

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 8:39 pm

    If they are setting us up for a Snyder (Turkington) cut i’m stoked.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted July 26, 2022 at 9:32 pm

      They’re setting you up for a circumcision cut, kid.

      And you’ll be NEUTERED.

      Not “STOKED.”

      Fair warning:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Ymna4SvS8&list=PLA_6nw_SiTT207t8HgYWDqARronOBcDLQ&index=10

  50. Callum Lister

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 9:32 pm

    What no five of Diamonds

  51. EstevezforPrestevez

    Posted July 27, 2022 at 7:23 am

    Not even gonna bother with DoC (Deck of Cards) until they release the Turkington “Oscer Lock” Cut.

  52. Chrim

    Posted July 27, 2022 at 7:31 am

    Happy to hear that our Ace of Spades Tim Heidecker will be editing this movie to make it a true 5 bagger!

  53. MrMoviesJr

    Posted July 27, 2022 at 8:21 am

    Isn’t this technically a Batman movie and if so why isn’t Batman in the title?

  54. Tom Certified Gregghead

    Posted July 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Extremely helpful overview. I think I can see this without reading the source material now.

  55. Gerald Gomez

    Posted July 27, 2022 at 6:13 pm

    The Jack of spades now that’s going to be an interesting arc in this masterpiece of a film

  56. Victorvillain

    Posted July 27, 2022 at 6:16 pm

    Has Greg wayed in on how long it’s groing to be be? He has done a lot to instruct neofight buffs (among whom I include everyone reading this!) about the importnance of movie duration, YET and yet he is still withholding this informatgion about Duck of Cards! Yet knonwing this would prevent tim from messing it up, knowing the “hei” expectaitons of the fans and other buffs.various buffs and fans.

    1. Victorvillain

      Posted July 28, 2022 at 12:12 am

      never mind

  57. Guillaume Massart

    Posted July 27, 2022 at 10:24 pm

    Release the Turkington cut!

  58. Medicinal Vaper

    Posted July 28, 2022 at 6:56 am

    Just looking at that lamp it’s clear there is a dangerous amount of moisture in Gregg’s apartment that can lead to black mold. Isn’t this what got little TC Heidecker sick? #JusticeforTCH. Maybe there is some civil lawsuit that lawyer Tim could file as top lawyer.

  59. EdithHead2023

    Posted July 28, 2022 at 8:36 am

    Disappointing not to of seen more of Gergg’s wardorbe in this

  60. Dion B

    Posted July 28, 2022 at 9:36 am

    Put your thrust in Tim greg, dont doubt a man of faith and more importently a experienced man in movies!

  61. gregghead69  

    Posted July 28, 2022 at 1:06 pm

    can’t wait to be jokerfied!

  62. GreggTwerkington    

    Posted July 28, 2022 at 1:16 pm

    When’s the theatrical release? If it’s not in a cinema, it’s not cinema. I would hate for Tim to get in the way of Deck of Cards making its deserved box office splash and taking its rightful Oscar gold (which of course it would get nominated for because it’s a movie by and for true film buffs, but if the Oscars don’t even notice it came out that’s another story and would result in potentially another unfortunate Hobbit snubbing situation)

  63. Jane Skinner

    Posted July 28, 2022 at 6:42 pm

    Looking forward to seeing Dudley Moore again.

  64. nick perfume

    Posted July 28, 2022 at 9:09 pm

    This is an explosive sneak preview of what will surely be a hit movie.

  65. Jordan Campo

    Posted July 28, 2022 at 9:26 pm

    man this really fucking sucked

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted July 28, 2022 at 10:28 pm

      We don’t need to hear what yer mama said the night yo’ sorry, diseased ass was CONCEIVED.

      Mutha-fukka . . .

  66. Mikel23

    Posted July 29, 2022 at 12:48 pm

    runtime?

  67. FatherhoodHead

    Posted July 29, 2022 at 1:39 pm

    This is a smart move because decks of cards is something everyone knows about even in non-American countries internationally. Everyone knows all the characters and most people are known to have a favorite suit and a favorite card within that suit. There are something like 65 cards, so I hope we can all get equal screen time for all of our favorite cards.

  68. GrumHead

    Posted July 29, 2022 at 3:54 pm

    Thank you Greg! I’m very excited to see you explore more into the deck of cards world and lore. Can’t wait, need to get out my waitmate.

  69. Pourmesome_Bubbly

    Posted July 30, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    Well, since the funding for this project comes from Mr. Amato and the mediator to get it was Mr. Tim Heidecker, he’s entitled to do whatever the heck he wants. Show some respect…

  70. Devin McFarlane

    Posted July 31, 2022 at 1:31 pm

    I am not going to go with all the idiots pretending this sounds good. It doensn’t! Duddley Moore is dead! Who did Greg put in this movie in that role? I don’t even want to find out. I bet it’s horrific.

  71. Kevin Hunter

    Posted July 31, 2022 at 5:57 pm

    Two of Diamonds is gonna win the Oscar ♦️ ♦️ 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤

  72. Tyeson Bebee

    Posted July 31, 2022 at 10:08 pm

    I hope the Club of Diamonds runs a club or something.

  73. Sean Repplier

    Posted July 31, 2022 at 10:45 pm

    R CINEMA @ R CINEMA

  74. Jude Law, from Jude Law

    Posted August 1, 2022 at 12:07 pm

    tim taking control? yes plz

    sad about the lack of hobbit tie-in, but i guess jrr token and pytear jaxon were scared of guregg taking over the series if this does well

    hope our favorite spider guy marc porch can make an appearance – maybe as the jack of spades???

  75. Nicholas Imsand

    Posted August 2, 2022 at 8:03 am

    I would like to break character for a second and just commend Greg for his ability to build a universe of mundane, defensive, and somehow extremely comfortable content.

  76. Zoe McDonald

    Posted August 2, 2022 at 6:00 pm

    Really hope 4 of Hearts shows up!! That one has always been my favorite!!

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  78. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted August 5, 2022 at 11:15 am

    So the latest casting rumor says MARK PROACH is in negotiations to play [drumroll]:

    >THE JACK OF HEARTS!

    >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=achOGc4iKIo

    >Keep yer fingers crossed, kids.
    Hopefully the sixteen hours of makeup prosthetic applications won’t scare him away.

  79. John Rome

    Posted August 7, 2022 at 11:32 am

    HIE (sic) is spelled wrong in the opening crawl. It should be HEI.

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