Gregg Turkington’s Classic Movie Time – Episode 2
06/09/2021
Bonus Content
26 Videos
1
VFA Acquisition Announcement
2
2021 On Cinema Summer Preview (Audio Only)
3
Gregg Turkington’s Classic Movie Time – Episode 1
4
On Cinema Live Trailer
Gregg Turkington’s Classic Movie Time – Episode 2
6
On Cinema Live
7
Gregg Turkington’s Classic Movie Time – Episode 3
8
Rock House (Trailer)
9
Introducing HEI Points
10
Deck of Cards – Teaser
11
D4 – My Angel (Official Video)
12
Wendy Kerby Valentine’s Day Special Promo
13
The Wendy Kerby Valentine’s Day Special
14
Dekkar (Volume 1)
15
Dekkar (Volume 2)
16
2022 On Cinema Summer Preview (Audio Only)
17
Popcorn Classics (Part 1)
18
Deck of Cards – Teaser Trailer
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Popcorn Classics (Part 2)
20
Behind The Cards
21
Deck of Cards
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Deck of Cards: What Went Wrong?
23
10th Annual Oscar Special Teaser
24
An Important Message From Actor Joe Estevez
25
Pinocchio Through The Years
26
VFA Expert Hollywood Tour
Gregg Turkington’s Classic Movie Time – Episode 2
06/09/2021
Posted June 9, 2021 at 6:37 am
Thanks for proving once again Gregg that you are nothing but a pawn in Tim’s twisted games. Just look at the chump chores he has you out on while he takes in the dough back at Hei Headquarters.
Posted June 29, 2021 at 10:20 am
I don’t really care that it’s 88 minutes. You can leave that information out next time.
Posted July 24, 2021 at 9:42 am
Honestly, the most important part of a movie is the runtime.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 6:45 am
Thank you for your service, Gregg. The pregnant pause before you revealed the running time delivered more chills, thrills, and spills than the entirety of Jack Reacher
Posted June 9, 2021 at 7:12 am
I don’t think Gregg actually made this video. We never actually see him. Could it be Mark Porch doing one of his legendary impressions??? WAKE UP people
Posted June 9, 2021 at 8:18 am
So many questions. Who has the answers?
Posted June 14, 2021 at 1:57 pm
Larue will get to the bottom of it as soon as he’s healed. He’s on the case.
Posted September 14, 2021 at 9:29 pm
are you nits?! we see gregg at the begining!! did you even watch the vido?!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 9:11 am
What’s ironic is that Tim Heidicker is currently in Italy filming JACK REACHER 3: THE REACHAROUND.
The idea that he would bother granting “permission” while he’s overseas getting blown by Florentine whores and checking his Operating Thetan levels is ABSURD!
And AXIOM is in the bowels of ROCK HOUSE choking on his own sick . . . degenerate one-handed bastard.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 11:28 am
Disgusting yet titulating. Agreed that heidecker is nowhere near this “production”.
Posted June 10, 2021 at 9:39 am
Italy? More like TITaly!
Posted June 14, 2021 at 7:04 am
I give jack reacher 3 out of 5 bags, its not a popcorn classic like James Bond
Posted July 2, 2021 at 4:43 pm
Good thing nobody cares about your opinion. Gregg Heads are the worst.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 6:58 am
Legally speaking there’s major issues with Gregg’s latest edition.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 4:38 pm
The national security implications are self-evident. Gregg better lawyer up!
Posted June 15, 2021 at 9:07 pm
I would agree!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 7:05 am
Brilliant! Thanks for the 411, so informative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 9:32 am
I learned a lot, and that’s the point!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 7:08 am
Give me a break. This guy just keeps sinking lower and lower
Posted June 9, 2021 at 7:57 am
I get more than my money’s worth of news and ploticals commentsry from this website. But I have to say seeing this very low effort vhs trash “videos” from Gregg still feels like a rip off.
It’s like eating a steak at a delicious smart restaurant and then the after dinner minute is tastes bad like trash! No thanks, just another helping of more Timsteak place.
Posted June 13, 2021 at 7:23 am
if you don’t think this is quality content you probably eat your steak with ketchup.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 7:09 am
It adds so much depth to the film
Posted June 9, 2021 at 7:20 am
Good content but seems like a missed opportunity to talk about 9/11
Posted June 9, 2021 at 7:23 am
Amazing content Gregg! Thank you so much for sharing your expertise with us
Posted June 9, 2021 at 7:43 am
With all the amazing resources provided by HEI Network youd think Gregg could make quality content, but this TRASH is all he’s capable of. Where is Axion? Please Tim, end this charade!
Posted June 13, 2021 at 7:24 am
Axiom produced this, so if you have issues fake mister movies gets the blame.
Posted June 13, 2021 at 7:41 am
Axis did a good job, not bad.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 8:09 am
Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat after a nightmare about a world without Hollywood. Then I quickly go back to sleep as I remember it’s in good hands with the #1 movie expert Greegg T. Long live Tinseltown!!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 8:20 am
Great production and permissions by Axiom and Tim.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 8:21 am
Really makes you think!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 8:36 am
Gregg, this is essential knowledge. Thank you for this treasure trove of information.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 8:42 am
incredible slice of HIStory. and that’s what it is all about, isn’t it? the Whey, the Truth, and the Lite. praiseGod
Posted June 9, 2021 at 8:46 am
How does he find these locations?! Gregg must know every A-list location scout in Hollywood.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 9:23 am
Remarkable that–nearly 20 years later–the location is virtually unchanged.
Just wish Craig had mentioned the sophisticated treatment of race issues the film so expertly juggled . . .
Posted June 9, 2021 at 8:58 am
Tim/Axiom – please cancel this garbage. It is ruining the integrity of HEI and low-budget, wasteful shit!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 9:25 am
Take another chug outta Matt Newman’s foamy piss jug, you scat-munching FREAK!
I bet it’s two big bowls of red beans & you’re ready for the night!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 11:25 am
From Axiom’s Hei-Er vantagr point, soaring like an eagle above this segmant, he will make the correct choices. Maybe.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 9:34 am
Wonderfully done piece 🤔
Posted June 9, 2021 at 9:47 am
Thanks to the mobile VFA, Gregg always has the right movie at hand whenever he passes a historic filming location in Victorville. It’s Classic Movie Time wherever he goes! An inspiration to us all.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 9:48 am
That unibrow is a national security threat
Posted June 9, 2021 at 10:25 am
the folowing is an encore presentation.
This is the second post of my new segment WARDROBE CLASSICS. I’m EdithHead2022 and in this episode I’m excited to spotlight WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S II (1993, 97 mins), costume design by Fionn. The film stars Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman, seen here in some of their WEEKED AT BERNIE’S II outfits: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108539/mediaviewer/rm2721615360/ This has been WARDROBE CLASSICS with me, EdithHead2022. Good night… and good wardrobe!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 10:27 am
Wait, here it is with a working link apologies to all fans and fingers crossed
the folowing is an encore presentation.
This is the second post of my new segment WARDROBE CLASSICS. I’m EdithHead2022 and in this episode I’m excited to spotlight WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S II (1993, 97 mins), costume design by Fionn. The film stars Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman, seen here in some of their WEEKED AT BERNIE’S II outfits: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108539/mediaviewer/rm2721615360/ This has been WARDROBE CLASSICS with me, EdithHead2022. Good night… and good wardrobe!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 12:06 pm
I never realized Bernie wore John Lennon glasses. And very 80’s wardrobe for a 1993 movies.
Another Hit for Head!
Posted June 10, 2021 at 7:34 am
Merci boqoo, Facts on Display
Posted June 10, 2021 at 7:30 am
OK try this
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108539/mediaviewer/rm2721615360/
Posted June 10, 2021 at 7:31 am
God damn it
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108539/mediaviewer/rm2721615360/
Posted June 9, 2021 at 10:28 am
NATIONAL SECURITY costume design by April Ferry
Posted June 9, 2021 at 10:42 am
pleas discontinue this terrible content!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 11:36 am
Well it is better than NOTHING which is what Tom Heidecker’s network mostly delivers! No dancing! No Toni! Where is Fatherhead content? Mr. Moneys? Even that unshaven lunatic face is better than NOTHING!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 12:24 pm
You’ve actually got a good point about “Mr. Money” Jo-Jo Estevez.
To have a crack financial wizard like him around just kept on ice seems like a wasted opportunity.
SUGGESTION:
Have Craig and Unca Jo-Jo team up for a mini-festival of THE FILMS OF JOE’S NEPHEWS!
>ST. ELMO’S FIRE (1985, 170 min)
>MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986, 98 min)
>THE WRAITH (1986, 93 min)
>FREEJACK (1990, 110 min)
>MEN AT WORK (1990, 98 min)
It’s VFA Time, baby! ALL THE TIME!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 10:51 am
Mr. Heidecker tweeted that he is aware of the poor reviews of these segments as well as their pointlessness. I have vented my frustrations plenty, and I hope that this is the last of this nonsense. I am in dire financial straits and the only reason I paid money for this site is to help dig myself out of my money problems that are burying me. I hope the next segment/article/anything here is a Joe Moneybagsboy Estevez financial advice article or video article. I know I am not alone. #giveusjoe
Posted June 9, 2021 at 10:54 am
Also, why does Greg Turktan look directly at the camera in every single f@cing Decker episode. It’s such a well-made, well-written, well-directed show, and he ruins every scene he’s in by staring right into the camera and breaking the 4th wall. Really takes me out of the world-building that Tim was able to create. A shame, really.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 11:31 am
He also looks crazed like an unshaven hat waering madman.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 11:33 am
You’re being naive, you undead freakish mundunugu.
Tim Newman’s WIFE is likely sending out those tweets, since Timmy is off getting his pole waxed over in Italy!
At this point, HEI is literally held together by Craig “TURK 182!” Kington, baling wire, spit, inertia, and the screws left over from reassembling Roy St. Charlemagne la Roux’s pulverized femurs.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 2:12 pm
Tim bleeds the Stars and Strips. No way in hell is he over in some commie European country. It’s also defamation to claim he is not tweeting his own tweets.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 2:49 pm
Would a true, full-bloodied American Male take his wife’s husband’s last name as his own?
FACT: Toni wears the pants & signs the checks!
And all the Nepalese caterpillar fungus in the world won’t change that, you creepy voodoo Samedi!!
Posted June 10, 2021 at 8:26 am
My sister in law is a doctor and makes good money and has a nice condo that’s paid off totally. So I don’t see what the problem for you is. Maybe charge your patience more?
Posted June 10, 2021 at 9:59 am
I’m not about to discuss my financial situation with someone who is not named Joe Estevez.
Posted June 12, 2021 at 1:54 pm
*this guy is broke because of drugs gesture*
Posted June 10, 2021 at 7:30 pm
Money advise is BOring. You can’t take it with you past the grave! That is why i want fatherhead and gaming news and TIPS, and dancing. Not Money.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 11:21 am
You can really see Axiom’s influence in that segementy. He does a good job from a HEI vantage point!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 11:44 am
AXIOM’s high all right!
He’s seven seconds from Pluto on adrenochrome and brake fluid!
He’s ‘Tussed up and twitching spasmodically in a congealed pool of human effluent in the sub-basement of ROCK HOUSE!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 12:08 pm
well, at least he’s in the business at some level. Pretty good job!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 3:39 pm
Credit to Tim, even after Axion failed miserably as Mister Movies, he knew he needed someone to get high in the sky to get eyes in the sky to get a bird’s eye view of the Hei Network movie division, and he saw the potenshle in Ax.
Posted June 10, 2021 at 8:27 am
For sure. It’s the most “rock n roll” of all the segs they have posted so far as of today. That’s Axiom to a tee.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 11:40 am
Hey Gregg! Quick question. Is National Security an unofficial installment in the National Treasure franchise starring Nicolas Cage? I only wonder because the word “National” is in both titles. Or is it part of the National Lampoon’s milieu of comedies? Or, since it is both action/adventure and comedy, is it the link connecting both those franchises to the same cinematic universe? Regardless of your answer I will be screening all of these National movies for my Summer Movie Challenge! Thanks!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 11:58 am
not very happy to have logged in just for that
Posted June 9, 2021 at 12:30 pm
This makes me regret embracing HEI network as my sole source of fatherhood knowledge
Posted June 9, 2021 at 1:10 pm
we shoild make a support group i am sad too.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 4:19 pm
I was concerned too about the lack of fatherhood knowledge until I re-watched the last Oscer special. It was very subtle, especially on first viewing, but Tim put on a master class of fathering when he dealt with Mat. It was a lesson filled with insights to last me for at least my first 2 children when I eventually meet a woman, take her on dates, get married and have unprotected sex so there will be a resulting pregnancy and I will be a father and be able to use the fatherhood knowledge installed in us through the Oscer special by Tom.
Posted June 10, 2021 at 8:32 am
+1 from a fellow Fatherhoodhead.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 1:25 pm
FINALLY the Hei Networc is paying off with quality content
Posted June 9, 2021 at 1:43 pm
If you think this is quality content, what isn’t? A 404 error message page would be quality too by your standards. Do you eat out of dumpsters behind restaurants as well for quality dinning?
Posted June 9, 2021 at 2:42 pm
That hat is filthy and unprofessional
Posted June 9, 2021 at 3:03 pm
Where’s National Security 2? We need a sequel, should have picked the Bad Boys franchise and have had a sequel to your show.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 3:30 pm
Another winner! Keep them coming, Mr. Movies!
88 mins is a little on the shorter side for my taste, but with Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn, you got a lot of laughs per minute.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 4:40 pm
Waking up to a new classic movie time is better than wake & bake
Posted June 9, 2021 at 5:58 pm
Some Blue StreakHeads call this the unofficial sequel to that popcorn classic
Posted June 9, 2021 at 6:20 pm
Does someone have Steve Zahn’s email? I think he’d be thrilled to learn about this
Posted June 9, 2021 at 6:50 pm
Oh wow gregg shists the bed again… so lucky he is ridign Tim’s CAOT TAILS
Posted June 9, 2021 at 7:47 pm
I feel like I need to take a shower, cause I’m filthy with new film knowledge!
Thanks, Gregg!!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 8:42 pm
This kind of innovative and thought provoking content is what keeps me coming back for more! I’d add Natl Secuty to my list of Greater 88’rs! The list of greater movies that are 88 mins long. Feel free to add yours, fellow movie buffs!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 10:11 pm
Fun Fact: The Movie 88 Minutes (2007) starring On Cinema Fan Favorite Al Pacino is actually 108 minutes long. Seems like false advertising, but I’ll take an extra 20 minutes of Mr. Pacino on the silver screen, any day!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 8:46 pm
Watching this movie made me physically feel like I went through what democracy movement leader Kim Jong Tae went through during 22 days of torture as portrayed in 2012’s National Security (110m)
Posted June 9, 2021 at 9:26 pm
More amazing movie content presented by Axiom, that man is on a roll
Posted June 9, 2021 at 9:36 pm
From on high, he watches and OBSERVES. Can;t overstate the importance.
Posted June 9, 2021 at 9:44 pm
Mister Movies Axiom should be fillming these! Just cause you make one mistake about the oscers shoudn’t keep you from giving movie expertise in the future!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 10:18 pm
This movie was a 5 bagger for me. Matin Lawrence and Steve Zahn proved to me that it doesn’t matter if you’re black or white there’s a difference between wrong and right. It’s written down for all to see it’s the US CONSTITUTION it’s all you need
Posted June 10, 2021 at 8:36 am
I saw somewhere that racism went way down after that movie came out.
Posted June 10, 2021 at 9:30 pm
Yep. Virtually eliminated.
And BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON (2011, 107 min) essentially ended sexism after its release.
That Martin Lawrence is a got-damn miracle worker!
HOO-HA! AND HE’S GOT A GRRREEAT ASS!
Posted June 9, 2021 at 11:51 pm
It isn’t as good as Black Knight(2001, 95 minutes) but it’s really hard to top such an outstanding and hilarious movie. It got me through the times following 9/11 entirely by itself. I give it 5 bags of popcorn and one of the big turkey legs you always see medieval kings eating.
Posted June 10, 2021 at 12:09 am
Great Show as usual ! With so many info on thé movies and the location. Keep up the good work.
Posted June 10, 2021 at 6:44 am
Tim needs to take control of this situarion Gregg is producing subpar contents these videos have no style no intriguing jus cheap camera phone footage of gregg Burlington running his mouth off about films he has not researchrd. Tim please CANCEL movie time!
Posted June 10, 2021 at 9:56 am
Segment Ideas:
1. Popcorn Classics: The Year and the Year Before with Craig AND Axiom. Craig does a popcorn classic and Axiom does a popcorn classic that came out exactly one year before. This will celebrate Axiom’s disastrous debut that led to Hei acquiring VFA.
2. This Date in Runtimes: So like on 7/1 you do a popcorn that is 71 mins runtime.
3. All time Runtime Awards: The best 89 minute movie of all time. Go through all of the runtimes.
Posted June 10, 2021 at 10:35 pm
Number one is funny but AX will never approve it, flying and soaring high above. Unless Tom, flying eagle like even higher, approves it over his head.
Posted June 11, 2021 at 12:57 pm
Axiom would probably be holding up DVD or Blue Rey movies (SUPER CRINGE). It would be comic relief for buffs. lol
Posted June 10, 2021 at 11:41 am
National Security grossed $54M worldwide. That is a valuable VHS tape to be lugging around to sketchy parts of town. Be careful, Gregg! You are the only one of Tim’s leaches (with the exception of Mr. Money Joe Estevez) contributing anything to this HIE Network.
Posted June 11, 2021 at 3:19 pm
I don’t expect to much more income from Toni’s face melting scheme to come in.
Posted June 10, 2021 at 2:55 pm
“We the People Liberate Ourselves” – subversive commentary about how soon gregg is going to be throwing off the yoke of tim heidekcker’s oppression.
Posted June 10, 2021 at 3:07 pm
WE NEED GREGG TO WAY IN ON THE NEW LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIE
Posted June 10, 2021 at 9:13 pm
The only thing true cinema lovers need is the TRT (Total Run Time).
As far as story, plot, or scenario it doesn’t matter: the only thing you need to know is there will be MORE WALKING.
SOME HORSE RIDING, BUT LOTS AND LOTS OF WALKING.
Posted June 10, 2021 at 6:33 pm
I don’t usually watch anything under 100 minutes but Martin Lawrence is one of actings all time greats and is soon to win the Golden Globe Lifetime Achievement Award
Posted June 10, 2021 at 9:21 pm
Coincidentally, Lawrence is receiving the highly coveted Golden Globe Lifetime Achievement Award largely due to his performance in BIG MAMA’S HOUSE (2000, 99min).
Coincidentally, the titular house from BIG MAMA’S HOUSE would make a great segment for a future Classic Movie Time!
Posted June 11, 2021 at 3:16 am
Who would have thought the lovechild of Popcorn Classics and On Location would have been so poignant?
Returning the tape to the filming location, like the cycle is complete. Birth to death. From play to end credits 88 mins plus previews. Beautiful in a way.
A bravura review from the ever enlightening Mister Movies (real).
Posted June 11, 2021 at 4:59 am
One of the worst segments in the history of HEI Network programming, take this OFF THE AIR
Posted June 11, 2021 at 1:46 pm
I agree. It’s clear: the subscribers have spoken loud and with authority — NO MORE MOVIES!!!!
Posted June 12, 2021 at 3:02 am
As a subscr9ber myself I say no to that. Until there is SOMETHING, there should not be Nothing. Movies are pretty low behind gaming and falconry and virile endevours, but they are SOMETHING. What am i -aying for Bile? you said yourself your in the red, Can you afford Nothing?
Posted June 12, 2021 at 6:07 am
I can’t afford nothing. But it’s more likely than not that Craig is acting as a log jam to good and important content. Ax and Manuel and Tim and, more importantly, Joe, are balls deep in their own material but sifting through all of Turkeyman’s content has them blocked up. He needs to be fired ASAP. I will be issuing and official e-mail to that effect, demanding his immediate resignation from HEI and the VFA. If he chooses not to resign, then he will be fired with extreme prejudice
Posted June 11, 2021 at 2:00 pm
Thank you Gregg for giving this classic movie the attention it deserves! Keep the movie expertise coming!
Posted June 11, 2021 at 8:51 pm
Refund please
Posted June 12, 2021 at 9:34 pm
I appreciate that you revealed the length of the film. I was considering watching it, but I said to myself “If it’s 90 minutes that’s just too long for me” but then it was 88 minutes so I was satisfied with that.
I give this episode 5 bags 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 and a novelty security badge 📛. You can put it on your key chain for good luck.
Posted June 13, 2021 at 1:56 am
This type of content is exactly why I subscribe to HEI! Sure, the production is a bit rough round the edges but that gives it more charm. WELL DONE, GREGG!
Posted June 14, 2021 at 6:41 am
You should bring the vhs sets of his series Martin on the main stage of Saturday Night Live (1975-Current, 120 minutes), where he once gave an amazing five-bagger monologue!
Posted June 14, 2021 at 3:39 pm
This is true dedication to the craft.
Posted June 21, 2021 at 10:19 am
cOoL rUnNiNgS
Posted June 23, 2021 at 12:43 pm
Havnet seen this one yet, eBay here I come!!
Posted June 24, 2021 at 9:50 pm
wow it really is the National Security Headquarters from the movie National Security starring Martin Lawrence. Impressive stuff!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 6:31 pm
this is so good, I am huge fan of of vow and gregg not tim
Posted July 15, 2021 at 6:31 pm
vfw
Posted July 15, 2021 at 6:32 pm
classics for a reason
Posted October 10, 2021 at 12:31 pm
Great Gregg work. People don’t see this why HEI points already worth so much $$$. Gregg
Posted November 4, 2021 at 9:24 am
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Posted November 18, 2021 at 3:55 am
Not understanding hype bout Gregg
Why he do this?
Posted December 13, 2021 at 7:55 pm
A Good Film
Posted March 1, 2023 at 11:41 am
At last the prophecy has been fulfilled
Posted March 12, 2023 at 9:35 am
I’m kind of disappointed that Gregg had to refer to the VHS sleeve to get the film’s run time. Not up to par with true film buff imo.