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Gregg Turkington’s Classic Movie Time – Episode 3

06/23/2021

Gregg Turkington’s Classic Movie Time – Episode 3

06/23/2021

87 thoughts on “Gregg Turkington’s Classic Movie Time – Episode 3

  1. Attorney At Law

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 7:50 am

    It’s pointless to discuss whether or not Gregg’s content is good – it’s not, that’s universally accepted.

    The conversation now centers around what Tim is going to do with this Problem. It’s a Big Problem and it’s Losing Money.

    1. Attorney At Law

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 7:54 am

      From a legal perspective a Good Lawyer could argue that Gregg is reneging on his end of the agreement. He was spared prison for attempting to murder a peace officer (LaRue) while that officer was engaging in Reasonable Use of Force.

      If Gregg continues to deliver painfully horrible content then he is not keeping with his end of the plea deal. This could result in prison time. That’s where this conversation should center – not on the content,

      1. StarTrek4SF

        Posted June 23, 2021 at 9:07 pm

        Craig in this video showed a glaring problem with regard to the running time discrepancy on the VHS tape vs the physical tape. Then he spent the resources necessary to resolve the ambiguity. To me and any reasonable juryman that would meet the standard of expertise needed to pardon a sentence for attempted murder. I personally feel that the jury would be murmuring when that evidence about the runtime was presented.

      2. D

        Posted June 24, 2021 at 7:30 am

        It seems to me L. Rue (AKA Lawrence Rue) was hired by Tim and is not a officer of the Peace.

        Tim Hadecker has no personal reasson to own a Private Army just to review movies.

        Gregg Turkington should be in prison butnot for unjurring L. Rue but for purjing himself during Tim’ trial to the state of California for lying that he saw Sully.

    2. Facts On Display

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:04 am

      Well wut is GAining money atterny? This is ALL THERE IS. How many times to I have to piont out the VAst Emptiness of this entire project? Even the melty face skin mask can’t be earning much now.
      Heydecker’s chief problems are hiqs sloth and crack vaping. This shitty little segemnt is the least of his worries.

      1. Attorney At Law

        Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:14 am

        Predictable response. Your lack of legal knowledge barely deserves my attention. However, as your intellectual superior I’m ethically bound to dumb down the details to where even you can understand.

        Mr. Turkington attempted to murder a peace officer while the officer was using the Critical Decision Making Model. This Model was being used to ascertain the level of force that would be required to neutralize the threat.

        Mr. Turkington’s actions instantly sent Mr. Heidecker from fun loving TV host into a tenacious prosecutor. But that’s where things get interesting. Mr. Heidecker was able to combine his legal expertise with his knowledge of Military Infantry Tactics.

        How did he do this you ask? He utilized the elements of a light infantry force’s L-Shaped ambush tactics which can destroy an enemy force many times its strength. In a military sense, this tactic creates a Kill Zone with Machine Gun crossfire that pins an enemy force down while the Assault Group moves in under Suppressive Fire to finish off the enemy force with grenades and small arms fire.

        So, Mr. Heidecker, knowing he had the Enemy cornered decided to draft a legal document. He did this knowing that, unlike on the Field of Battle where your enemy is willing to fight like a man, that Gregg would surrender due to his complete lack of chivalry.

        Gregg indeed surrendered. However, the ambush is still there. And if Gregg doesn’t respect the Terms of Surrender (TOS) he’ll likely pay for it in spades.

        1. Conan Purves

          Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:21 am

          Thank you for your legal and tactical expertise. This really helps put a helpful frame on the events, but I will need to take some time to think about what you shared as a lot of it is above my head. Interesting!

        2. Facts On Display

          Posted June 23, 2021 at 9:46 am

          I am not heere to pour through the illegalities of that night. Or to sit whils you heave lawbooks at me.
          I’m just saying it is all built on a tower of meth. amfetimine and italian blowjobs. And that there earnings are at zero.

    3. shoebill

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:25 am

      You’re full of shit. This segment takes all of the best parts of Popcorn Classics and On Location and puts them into one expertise-laden package, and it’s universally acclaimed

      1. Attorney At Law

        Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:29 am

        I encourage you to debunk any of the claims I made.

      2. Keith Marnoch

        Posted June 24, 2021 at 10:08 am

        Cut down in its prime. The leap in quality from episode 1 to episode 3 was astounding.

        To think where this could have gone, given another 7 episodes. Or even more! 😣

        Have to assume Axiom is to blame? Consider the source. Many questions to be answered. People want to know.

        1. Attorney At Law

          Posted June 24, 2021 at 2:29 pm

          Turns out my legal expertise was correct yet again.

  2. Jeffrey Rowland

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:01 am

    WHOA WHOA WHOA, where did that extra minute go? And how is this going to affect Victorville Movie Time? Since vfa.expert has been gone I’ve missed SO many appointments.

    1. kentjames81  

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 4:25 pm

      That’s what I’m saying! This is a big deal, we need to find out why there is a difference between duration times.

      1. Owen Goetze

        Posted June 29, 2021 at 10:41 pm

        Glad to hear folks talking about the REAL problems! Not Tim’s stupid (and nearly non-existent) legal ideas.

    2. Gregghead    

      Posted October 16, 2021 at 10:46 pm

      One thing’s for sure…somebody’s head is gonna roll over at Anchor Bay Entertainment when this mistake gets out.

  3. Mark Cinco

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:08 am

    Again with the filthy hat? Stop granting permission for this unprofessional behavior!

    1. Bip Henderson

      Posted June 24, 2021 at 2:25 pm

      His hat is gold, Oscer gold! The buff’s expertiese is the only reason many like me subvscripe to this network.

  4. CraigPS    

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:09 am

    A real film buff like Axiom should take over this series. It has real potential but will never live up to it as long as murderous fraud Greg hosts

    1. Facts On Display

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 9:54 am

      I like axe in his position sorring above, and besides, he has to develop Rocking House.

    2. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 10:04 am

      All AXIOM did lately was to stroke off into MANUEL’s paisley durag!

      >ROCK HOUSE looks like the floor of an abattoir.
      >WENDY KERBY’s remix of “Empty Bottle” already has more downloads that the entire catalog of DEKKAR combined.
      >MATT NEWMAN is curled and twitching among the fermented piss bottles littering his bedroom floor.
      >TONI NEWMAN continues to project her naive saccharine persona while inwardly plotting to melt TIM’s face off with molecular acid.
      >JOE ESTEVEZ just surpassed Carlos Slim in wealth, making him the 15th richest man on Da Earf.
      >MARK PROKZT has some type of caretaker job where he moves sticks of wood.

      AXIOM just whacks it left-handed!
      That’s his ONLY accomplishment!
      And it’s why his turgid member looks like a QUESTION MARK!

  5. Facts On Display

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:12 am

    94 minutes is whatni guessed, looking at the package and the stars
    I will become a gregghead b4 long if tim dooes not step in with guidance, either as a fatHer, or in gaming.

    1. detective

      Posted June 24, 2021 at 6:42 am

      This makes you think

  6. Conan Purves

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:22 am

    I’ve been saying for YEARS that it was 95 minutes to so much sneering and ridicule. Thank you for finally clearing that up and make me right, Gregg Turkington! VINDICATED!

  7. kiad    

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:29 am

    A true Popcorn Classic. I must have seen this film about 95 times!!!! hahahaha lol

  8. EdithHead2022

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:39 am

    This post is the fourth installment of my critically-acclaimed segment WARDROBE CLASSICS. I’m EdithHead2022 and in this episode we’re excited to spotlight DOCTOR DETROIT (1983, 89 mins), costume design by BETSY COX. The film features DAN AYKROYD as Clifford Skridlow/Doctor Detroit and FRAN DRESCHER as Karen Blittstein, seen here in their DOCTOR DETROIT outfits: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085450/mediaviewer/rm3683666176/
    This has been WARDROBE CLASSICS with me, EdithHead2022. Good night… and good wardrobe!

    1. Facts On Display

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 9:31 am

      Fran Dresher’s ruff looks like the warning sine of a chamelion. This was very comely in 1983.
      Head with another Gem!

    2. Andrew Kozar

      Posted July 17, 2021 at 9:54 am

      Big Fran head here saying thanks for another of your world famous spotlights!

    3. Empty Bottle

      Posted October 1, 2021 at 8:28 am

      I am very interested in Wardrobe Classics.

      1. EdithHead2022

        Posted November 10, 2021 at 5:10 pm

        Thank you Empty Bottle be with us in the comments for the Nov 10 instalment of ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA for the premiere of THE NEW WARDORBE CLASSICS!

  9. Mike Krevinas

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:42 am

    Nothing is better than bringing the vhs back to the site of the filming location

  10. Dr. Sanx Bile

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:47 am

    I lie awake every night now wondering how I will make it through the next day with what little money I have left. I have lost a significant amount of weight since my money troubles began. I am gaunt, emaciated, hollow-eyed. I make it through my days like a zombie, scrounging around for anything I might get my hands on. My wife left me, and I can’t blame her. After I lost our money, my penis no longer works other than to pass urine. She has moved on to men with money, and working penises. I don’t know how long I have left, not like this. Not without some help. And THIS is supposed to help me??? Another one of these pointless Craig segments that no one wants ever??? Why do you have the most soughtafter financial experts on earth since money began and not use him??? I need JOE! WE NEED JOE! #give usjoenow #nomoremovies #mydickdoesntwork

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 9:32 am

      /\The above was found scrawled in crayon on Presidential stationary at Mar-A-Lago.

    2. Facts On Display

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 9:50 am

      Hold on to your AMC syock Dr. Bile, is my advise. Then sell HEI! You can also eat dandyloins in a salad.
      I am sorry I am no mister moneys and your penis.

    3. Andrew Kozar

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 1:24 pm

      I found myself in same position-i ate bugs (not only for protein but to scare ppl around me from stealing the Nissan I was living in) dandelions are also a great source of nutrition, just eat the leaves though-the flower itself will make you very very ill.. Needless to say after an intervention from my ex-wife & her japanese father & other b-list celebrity friends I wised up & realized everyone in my life should go to hell & it was time to use the big guns..

    4. StarTrek4SF

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 9:29 pm

      Get a hold of yourself man. You want Mr Money’s capitalistic advise but you are spitting on America like a Venusian socialist. Without the proper mindset you won’t receive the bounty that God promises to those who EARN it.

  11. Paul Stevens

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 9:50 am

    Junk. Cut these down to no more than 20-30 seconds pleaze.

    I also don’t get it. Show a clip from movie to help us get it.

  12. Samantha Salter

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 9:52 am

    Nothing breaks up the mid-week lull like a gift from the Movie Maestro himself!

  13. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 10:18 am

    Nothing quite like that sweet cinema nectar straight from the nipple of THE TURK 182! himself . . .

    1. Andrew Kozar

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 1:15 pm

      Poetic

  14. Tim Doyle

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 10:32 am

    If VHS can’t even get the runtimes straight then why even bother watching them 🤣 😉

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 11:41 am

      The 60 second differential is likely due to TAPE STRETCH physics, which of course is not germane to inferior optical devices like DVD and BLU-RAY.
      Remember: Light doesn’t stretch, it just shines.
      If you try to stretch a DVD it will shatter, sending polycarbon shrapnel into your eyes and soft tissue.
      Also, LASERS are a leading cause of BLINDNESS!

    2. Andrew Kozar

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 1:19 pm

      He had the anchor bay release-that company is known for editing movies down to save $ on Cassette film-don’t blame all of VHS for 1 notoriously cheap companies mistake! Thats like if I went to Dennys & the meal sucked so I stop eating.. Don’t stop eating! Just stop going to Dennys!!

  15. LorenaHobbit

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 10:41 am

    CITATION NEEDED!

  16. Lanoi

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 11:10 am

    95 Minutes? can we really trust a man who’s views on a certain movie filmed in San Francisco are completely wrong?

  17. Joseph Rogers

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 12:42 pm

    Great movies, great locations, what’s not to love?

  18. Andrew Kozar

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 1:15 pm

    I noticed your “Gorls Just Wanna Have Fun” Was the anchor bay release & they notoriously edit movie times for their release-maybe there was a miscommunication & someone thought they were gonna trim it a minute-wouldn’t surprise me….

  19. EdithHead2022

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 4:10 pm

    That girls Just Wanna have Fun wardrobe was designed by the movie’s costume designer, Betty Pecha Madden. Her other moiton pictures include Baby Geniuses (1999, 97 mins) and The Beast Master 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991, 107 mons). She is married to Dick Wicklund.

  20. IamLurker666  

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 7:54 pm

    5 bAGS and a little silver tweezer to get Gregg’s stray brow hairs.

    1. Facts On Display

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 9:39 pm

      or a bigger silver blowe torch

  21. Kevin Hunter

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 8:43 pm

    Inspirational 😀

  22. StarTrek4SF

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 9:00 pm

    Girls should be allowed to have fun, but that fun must be safe and chaperoned fun. I wish Craig had addressed the safety issue which is his duty on a platform dedicated to Fatherhood and Personal Responsibility.

    1. Facts On Display

      Posted June 23, 2021 at 9:45 pm

      well if he did that it wuld be the first FaTHerhead content this site ever had. I am as lost as a puppy.

  23. 5-BaggerVance

    Posted June 23, 2021 at 10:32 pm

    Cklearly the back coveR is on VFT timee. (correct time) while th tape is on non-VFT tme (bad).

    So cooL wondeR is Klingtons is Breaking the CoDe of time to corRect bad mistakeS?

  24. Phil Braun

    Posted June 24, 2021 at 9:43 am

    I didn’t watch – wish HEI would put more shows like Duck Dynasty on

  25. mark zappala

    Posted June 24, 2021 at 10:18 am

    BRAVO!

  26. Dave Stoll

    Posted June 25, 2021 at 7:11 am

    ALready the last episode? Goddamn Tim, this is why i subbed?

  27. Mychael Magat

    Posted June 25, 2021 at 9:47 pm

    First Decker Vs Dracula now this.

    When will Tim stop shooting himself in the foot by canceling this gold?

  28. Flynn Daunt

    Posted June 26, 2021 at 1:45 pm

    POPCORN!

  29. Facts On Display

    Posted June 27, 2021 at 10:52 am

    This isn’t that bad to watch again if you are bored.

  30. JSWEEEET

    Posted June 27, 2021 at 11:52 am

    TIM, WE ( THE SHAREHOLDERS AND CONSUMERS OF HEI NET AND ON CINEM FAMILY ) DEMAND AN ANOUNCEMENT AND a INVESTIGATEON OF GREGG’S ERRATIC AND UNPROFESSIONAL VIDEOS

  31. AntManisReal

    Posted June 28, 2021 at 10:21 am

    What a fantastic episode! The brilliant discussion on the discrepancy between video printed time stamp and the VHS running time was truly gripping. The catharsis felt when it is finally revealed that the tape was actually watched and the true time discovered and verified first hand is the kind of thorough analysis we’ve come to expect from such a great commentor of the industry as the Expert (with a capital E) Gregg Turkington.

    This episode earns the highest merits at 5 bags of the popped corn 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 and a golden star 🌟

    Well done. I don’t think this episode could possibly be topped.

  32. DeeThompsonHead

    Posted June 28, 2021 at 3:01 pm

    Great episode, great expertise as always from the real mister movies!

  33. Robert O'Brien

    Posted June 28, 2021 at 5:55 pm

    This is the type of investigative reporting the people need #JamesDeanLives

    1. Owen Goetze

      Posted June 29, 2021 at 10:41 pm

      TRUTH!

  34. Deep_Fucking_Valli

    Posted June 28, 2021 at 5:56 pm

    TEST

  35. Drangus Boi

    Posted June 29, 2021 at 5:03 pm

    This is the kind of content that I’m happy to support with my hard earned dollars. Learning about all time greats like girls just want to have fun helps fill the void of not going to the movies.

  36. 5bagger69    

    Posted June 29, 2021 at 10:45 pm

    I LOVE THIS MOVIE

  37. Rhiannon McGrath

    Posted July 1, 2021 at 11:50 am

    I LOVE classic movie time! I learn so MUCH! More episodes please!

  38. Official Jimmy McNichol Head

    Posted July 1, 2021 at 8:16 pm

    Gregg, you did it again! Another informative video about a classic movie with the inside scoop in where it was filmed. I just have one question: if I was very very small, small enough to be accidentally rolled up in a piece of tomato inside of Jimmy McNichol’s sandwich, would he eat the sandwich, even if, at the last minute, he saw me inside it, screaming for mercy?

  39. Bradley Timm

    Posted July 5, 2021 at 10:31 pm

    Gregg puts his feet to the pavement, he puts in the work, he works harder than Tim to make quality content.

  40. EdithHead2022

    Posted July 6, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    I’ve had a new installment of WARDROBE CLASSICS ready for a week and I’m waiting for HEI to get off their butts and put up some new content so I can post WARDROBE CLASDICS and people might actually see it instead of me posting it here at the bottom of some two week old shit nobody visits anymore. No disrespect.

  41. johnandcoty  

    Posted July 6, 2021 at 5:28 pm

    Wow, who knew?

  42. Dominick Dilleha

    Posted July 9, 2021 at 10:12 pm

    i dont have this movie

  43. Travis Reginato

    Posted July 10, 2021 at 4:33 pm

    I am repulsed at the treatment of Gregg and his expertise under the dictatorship of HIE Network inc. Under the right platform and distribution Gregg could easily become a household name due to his trustworthy opinions for cinema enthusiasts world wide. We at HIGH INC plan on aquiring Gregg by buying out his contract with HIE inc. Our lawyers here at HIGH INC will be in contact with your sham media outlet by next Monday. This nonsense has to stop.

  44. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted July 11, 2021 at 3:08 pm

    So apparently the entire season of ROCK HOUSE has been leaked thru an online Russian torrent . . .

    And fully 80% of the content is nothing but FROTTAGE.
    >Sweaty lats, traps, and abs.
    >Glistening tan-lined taints.
    >And LOTS and LOTS of swordfights.
    (It’s disgusting, but I’m going to watch the entire thing again just to be sure.)
    SEAN HANNITY is gonna be ALL OVER this . . . like stank on shit.
    Mark m’words . . . TIM’s HEI Network has gone full Chatsworth softcore!

  45. Daniel Horn

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 5:16 am

    This is like the Revenge of the Sith (2005, 140 minutes) of Classic Movie Time, it takes what made the first two great and makes it even GREATER. LOVE THE BUFF!

  46. Scotch VHS Cleaner Supply+

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 10:30 am

    I hope someone paid for this runtime fiasco. Unacceptable.

  47. Devin McFarlane

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 12:40 pm

    I did not sign up for this. LOoking forward to Rock House tonbight,

  48. Trevor Bowes

    Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:33 pm

    This week I thought about Classic Movie Time. Sad times that we live in That We cant even have a Classic Movie Time in this day And Age.

  49. Michael Foster

    Posted July 15, 2021 at 2:39 pm

    Now THAT’S Classic Movie Time. I’m glad to subscribe so far and hope the segment is brought back due to popular demand.

  50. Samuel Hadden

    Posted August 1, 2021 at 12:27 pm

    I can’t believe this is the last Classic Movie time we’ll get to see. Tim and Axiom should give Greg the time he deserves to continue pumping out great content for us movie buffs.

  51. Living Germ-free

    Posted October 10, 2021 at 12:06 pm

    What’s the fuss? I liked it. I give to VFA and feel membership benefits

  52. Yannick Houtzager

    Posted October 26, 2021 at 10:48 am

    Okay that is awesome, thanks for timing the movie and you should contact the crew about that mistake

  53. Genghis Dong

    Posted November 4, 2021 at 9:18 am

    llllllllllllllllllllllll

  54. Island Boy

    Posted November 18, 2021 at 3:58 am

    Dont understand
    Why this happening

  55. Sneert    

    Posted December 12, 2021 at 8:22 pm

    cann todaly dig wyh GRILS JUS WANTA HAVV Fuun

    SEEM liek teh wya too goo, fro fukimnc shrur

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