101 thoughts on “Introducing HEI Points

  1. Zach Washbond

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 10:06 am

    I will wait for #GreggCoin thanks

    1. Jim Watson

      Posted September 22, 2021 at 2:51 pm

      Agreed!

    2. Feild Gomila

      Posted September 23, 2021 at 6:22 am

      You greggheads never learn. Sure he is a film buff but Tim is a business buff. I love how comfortable and in control Tim looks in this. This is a man I would trust my hard earned dollars… excuse HEI Points (TM) to, what a great man.

    3. Bip Henderson

      Posted September 23, 2021 at 12:26 pm

      Each GreggCoin equals 501 VHS popcorn classics!

    4. Simon Rainerson

      Posted September 24, 2021 at 7:37 am

      Name it popcoin and I’ll invest!

    5. Francisco Mulatti

      Posted September 24, 2021 at 12:24 pm

      Gregg lacks the vision and ambitiousness that only TIM has. PATHETIC. No entrepreneurial mind whatsoever. SAD

  2. Cedric Wattman

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 10:08 am

    Cannot wait to spend my well earned Hei points on VHS tapes (not bootlegs), popcorn and state of the art medical/nutritional vapesystems

  3. Codebreaker Apprentice

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 10:23 am

    wow great maybe instead of breaking our backs mining crypt coin we can break codes for hei cloons just a thought thank you for the coins….cheers

  4. Muncherhead    

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 10:28 am

    $HEI to the moon!

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted September 27, 2021 at 9:55 am

      HEI Points™ are not yet available for moon-based or other space-related travels. Apologies for the inconvenience. Like and subscribe to HEI Network for updates on the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!

  5. MrMoviesJr

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 10:30 am

    Thabks for the points but will I be able to pirchase some #movies eventually? Otherwise I don’t really get why we have money on a movie website

    1. MrMoviesJr

      Posted September 22, 2021 at 10:35 am

      Actually I have an idea can we get points for WATCHING movies? Maybe 3-7k depending on official runtime (excluding any directors cuts that weren’t shown in theaters)?

  6. EdithHead2022

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 10:30 am

    Some really nice wardorbe here. Pro tip: straighten tie! xox

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted September 22, 2021 at 12:07 pm

      The glow-in-the-dark pinstripes are a nice touch.

    2. C Cody Caldwell

      Posted September 22, 2021 at 9:51 pm

      *tei

  7. Scotch VHS Cleaner Supply+

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 10:44 am

    Getting in on the ground floor baby! Straight to the satrs!!!!!!!!! $$$

  8. Mitch Donaberger

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 10:56 am

    All of this digital currency makes me uncomfortable. It’s the mark of the devil! Soon you’ll need to obey $atoshi Nakamuto in order to buy grocerie$

  9. TIMHEAD1965

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 11:07 am

    THANK YOU TIM… I AM GETTING RID OF ALL OF MY DOLLARS… I USED TO BELIVE IN THEM BUT THEN BIDEN STOLE THE ELECTION… ARIZONA… GOOGLE IT… DO YOU RESEARCH!!!! I AM NOW “ALL IN ON HEI POINTS!

    – TIMHEAD1965

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted September 27, 2021 at 9:57 am

      Thank you for the insightful comment. You can also do research on the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival, which we hope to have more info available soon! Like and subscribe to HEI Network for updates.

  10. AyakaHead    

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 11:20 am

    Tim’s reading is getting a lot better, incredibly polished. Should try your hand at working at Fox News Tom!

  11. Brandon Clark

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 11:32 am

    I’m on my way to financial independence with HEI POINTS!!! Lambo here I come.

  12. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 11:39 am

    Someone’s been reading:
    EXTRAORDINARY POPULAR DELUSIONS AND THE MADNESS OF CROWDS by Charles Mackay, first published in 1841.

    A book nearly as influential & as discussed as ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA itself …

    And bless HEI for elevating “Mr. Money” JOE ESTEVEZ to his proper level … the man is a NATIONAL TREASURE (2004, 131 mins).

  13. Junior Movie Buff

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 11:59 am

    I love the idea of converting my coins into movie rentals. I expect Redbox will be converting their obsolete discs into VHS soon, yes?

  14. Patrick Burns

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 12:41 pm

    Your POINTS get me Hei

  15. AgentKington  

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 1:04 pm

    You’re telling me they trickle UP too? I’m in.

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted September 27, 2021 at 10:00 am

      A trickle is to issue or fall in drops, or to flow in a thin gentle stream. When watching this video, you could say “tears trickled down my cheek.” Thanks for subscribing to HEI Network and please stay tuned for more info on the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!

  16. Matt Billings

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 1:08 pm

    Fake news! Upon checking my account, I found a balance of 0 HeiPoints….I’ll be crossing my fingers and hoping for less lies in season 12. Sad!

    1. Boss Hogg

      Posted September 22, 2021 at 7:43 pm

      to bad… i m siting pritty wit alll promissed points… r u a “greg he’d’?

  17. FatherhoodHead

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 1:24 pm

    Made the leap of faith and quit my job when I saw my balance. but it’s not faith when Tim and Hei have delivered at an analized 110% return

    1. Boss Hogg

      Posted September 22, 2021 at 7:43 pm

      smart move. in tim we trust! praiseGod

    2. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted September 27, 2021 at 10:01 am

      Don’t forget to set aside some HEI Points for the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival. Like, subscribe, share, and stay tuned into HEI Network for more info!

  18. Utchari    

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 1:24 pm

    can’t wait to invest 401 Kay into a full HEI portfolio!

  19. Dr. Sanx Bile

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    FINALLY!!!!!! My financial problems are almost at an end! Only a couple more weeks of ramen and slimjims for me, soon I’ll be dining on truffle-oil caviar and only the finest white wines. Thank you Mr. Heidecker. And thank you Joseph MyMoneySavior Estevez!!!!

    1. Dr. Sanx Bile

      Posted September 22, 2021 at 1:36 pm

      Also, it is great to see that the new season of On cinema will not focus on bullsh!t movies. Hopefully Craig is not shown for more than 20 secs of screen time. I would say zero seconds, but it’s all he has going for him in life and as much as he does suck, I’m terrified of what he might do if he didn’t have at least a few seconds to prattle off about movies that no one cares about. For the rest of us, we will soon be rich and have no need for movies, we will all be living the dream!!!!! all because of Tim!

  20. Dominick Dilleha

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 1:41 pm

    THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISEING!! Greg would never, ever, ever, use red bocks to get movies. Why? Because they only carry DVDs! HEI has grown immently but may get sued for false advertising!!!

    1. FatherhoodHead

      Posted September 22, 2021 at 2:07 pm

      I think I saw somewhere that redbox is upgrading its boxes to full VHS but it takes time. Roam was not built in a day, my friend.

  21. GreggHead4FR  

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 1:49 pm

    As long as there are quality movie reviews I can handle Tim’s insane notions creeping in here and there. I give Hei Points 5 bags of popcorn and a cryptocurrency fork.

    1. GreggHead4FR  

      Posted September 22, 2021 at 1:50 pm

      ps: where in god’s name is episode two of Rock House?

      1. Facts On Display

        Posted September 22, 2021 at 2:15 pm

        no s&^*

  22. Jared Lego    

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 1:59 pm

    thank u Tim / God for the hie points!!!! now i can buy thse meds my doc sai d i shuld not sotp takng then AMEN TO U

    1. Boss Hogg

      Posted September 22, 2021 at 7:44 pm

      you said, it, brother. praiseGod

  23. Maurice Maloney

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 2:18 pm

    I think we can all agree movies have no place in a Hei network world. I’m using my HEI points to make the world a better place by buying second hand VNS tapes and burning them in my condo

  24. IamLurker666  

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    Hit ’em with the HEI-nnnnnnn!!!!!
    How do I check my account balance?

  25. raspiz

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    Can I be a referrer for someone? I haven’t been making enough sales with my CBD rollon MLM and really need some fast cash to get things going with my pop up store. I tried MoneyZab but the phone just kept ringing.

  26. Jeff Oakley

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 3:24 pm

    Invest today,

  27. Cyrus

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 3:38 pm

    I just got robotic call from asking to verify my Hei points wallet ID#
    I gave the angry robot my numbers (and letters) but now i’m wondering if I should not have dun that. Did anyone else get a call like this? Is this a minion hack job?
    I think either way is ok as LaRoy is a premium security expert and Hei pts are baked by the banks etc.

  28. Facts On Display

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 3:44 pm

    Why is Heycracky showing me his bulge and trieing to sell me ponzimoney?
    Are dutch tulips next?

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted September 22, 2021 at 11:20 pm

      NOICE!
      The Dutch angle is REAL.

      (But forget tulips . . . You’ll make more dough selling SLAVES.)

    2. Boss Hogg

      Posted September 23, 2021 at 6:57 am

      i thoght he lookd handsome… like a yung clark gable

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted October 1, 2021 at 11:33 am

        . . . or a hung George Clooney.

        (Because George Clooney has a corkscrew-shaped micropenis.)

  29. Facts On Display

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    I wille give anyone 20,000 haypoints for painting this here fence.

    1. Boss Hogg

      Posted September 23, 2021 at 6:57 am

      im on it. praiseGod

  30. Jamie-Spenser Thompson

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 4:45 pm

    Thank god we are getting even MORE financial advice and now financial products that are 100 percent safe and free from the red tape and fungible assets.

  31. munglerfan

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 5:42 pm

    Can HIE points be exchainged for moveie exparties?!?!?1

    1. TheReelDocMoreau

      Posted September 25, 2021 at 11:49 am

      hahaha – then they’d havee to be called Greggcoin, right? Or Turkingcoin! That would be valuable!

  32. munglerfan

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 5:43 pm

    Comment

  33. Jude Law, from Jude Law

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 5:50 pm

    wow thes seemes 2 gud 2 b true, but i hav full faith in the securrity provided by my man laruox. now i have my reversations about the lamestream media reporting about hie points (can never trust the fat cats in suits in wall state) but haaving tim put his deckar stamp on this is enogh to satsify me.

    one big quetison tho – can i use hei ponts to rent on vhs? redbox doesnt have that option last i checked

  34. Oscer-Head

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 7:36 pm

    mr Heidecker I don’t see an option to transfer all of my bank savings (soon to be obsolete!) into HeiCoins

    I would like to transer $20,000 into hei coins so i can get ahead of the curve

  35. niki0619    

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 8:36 pm

    By the DIP!???!!!!!*!*! HODL!!!🤯🚀🚀🌛

  36. Francis Byrne

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 9:37 pm

    Tim HODLdecker has done it again! $HEI to the MOON!!! 🚀

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted September 27, 2021 at 10:03 am

      HEI Points™ are not yet available for moon-based or other space-related travels. Apologies for the inconvenience. Like and subscribe to HEI Network for updates on the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!

  37. mikael "roy Saints-Charlemain La-Roux" matthews

    Posted September 22, 2021 at 11:36 pm

    The legality of all this has been invistiguated s with John Stotthen

  38. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted September 23, 2021 at 1:01 am

    Unit 2, this is Unit 1:
    THE KOBYASHI MARU HAS SET SAIL FOR THE PROMISED LAND. ACKNOWLEDGE.

    (Prepare to be taken to the Promised Land, folken.)

  39. danielbonner

    Posted September 23, 2021 at 5:39 am

    How do I get a refund?

  40. Boss Hogg

    Posted September 23, 2021 at 6:07 am

    geneyus heidecker finaly enters the cripto race!! now THATS a hedline….

  41. Feild Gomila

    Posted September 23, 2021 at 6:21 am

    I love how comfortable and in control Tim looks in this. This is a man I would trust my hard earned dollars… excuse HEI Points (TM) to, what a great man.

  42. VFAAfan420

    Posted September 23, 2021 at 9:23 am

    Give me more seasons i Have 50,000 bucks to spend. how can wwe support the VFA? Noon is asking that question.

  43. FatherhoodHead

    Posted September 23, 2021 at 11:41 am

    Computers are going to have to add the Hei Points symbol because $ will be going away by next fiscal year.

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted September 27, 2021 at 9:44 am

      Finance experts agree that HEI Points will replace the U.S. Dollar by 2022. Keep an eye out for updates regarding the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!

  44. Bag of Soda

    Posted September 23, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    You know what will really increase my loyalty to the HEI Network? A second episode of “Rock House!!”

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted September 27, 2021 at 9:43 am

      Hello, Rock House currently only has one episode (Pilot). Stay tuned for updates on the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!

  45. Elias Koteas Head

    Posted September 23, 2021 at 7:30 pm

    I have already seen Timheads trading Hei Coins for drugs on the Darkweb. Cocaine, H, even PCP.

    This very irresponsible and all your fault Mr Heidecker! I am forwarding all my evidence to Gregg AND the Delgado family.

    1. Facts On Display

      Posted September 24, 2021 at 7:37 pm

      Howe can you see it if its the Dark Web? I call shenanigans.

  46. Adam Zook

    Posted September 24, 2021 at 12:15 am

    I can’t wait to collect my hie points!! to the moon, baby!

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted September 27, 2021 at 9:42 am

      HEI Points™ are not yet available for moon-based or other space-related travels. Apologies for the inconvenience. Like and subscribe to HEI Network for updates on the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!

  47. EdithHead2022

    Posted September 24, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    HEI should do a wardorbe catalog of wardorbe you could buy for HEI Points and I could be hired on a retainer plus expneses to select the wardorbe you could buy

  48. EdithHead2022

    Posted September 25, 2021 at 12:02 am

    xox

  49. Steven Meltzer

    Posted September 25, 2021 at 9:00 am

    Thankful Biden will not get any of my points!

  50. EdithHead2022

    Posted September 25, 2021 at 9:36 am

    Note to HEI Command: I wish we could do “likes” here. I feel like a lot of poeple want to like my comments and are frusrtated. xox

    1. TheReelDocMoreau

      Posted September 26, 2021 at 10:50 am

      I think every member of HEI Inc should be able to “pop” a comment or “butter” a comment – that would be fun, and really help center the conversations on just good movies and good movie facts.

    2. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted September 27, 2021 at 9:41 am

      Hello user, this is an idea! Thank you and stay tuned to HEI Network for updates on the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival.

    3. Facts On Display

      Posted October 5, 2021 at 10:26 am

      I would have liked all Edith Head comments, and many of them others. But that wuld also cause the pronblem of too much friendliness. Dang!

  51. Brendan Fraserhead

    Posted September 26, 2021 at 2:28 am

    I love Brendan Fraser. When can we expect FraserCoin?

    1. MinionLife666

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 2:37 am

      What about Tomcoin? Or TOMcoin? Or JohnnyCoin?

  52. Andrew Kozar

    Posted September 26, 2021 at 4:40 am

    Will they work with my terry greene machine?

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted September 27, 2021 at 9:40 am

      All HEI points are compatible with the Terry Greene Machine™! Please stay tuned to HEI Network for updates on the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival.

  53. Sneert    

    Posted September 26, 2021 at 6:38 pm

    My totle amownt of moneys is invesded in alumanum. I here all the talk about gold and silvir, but I think “Hey, EVERYONE dranks food from alumnumum cans. INVEST HEVALY IN THAT SHIT,” so using my OWN THOTS as my bisness modle, I have baught over 23 tons of alumunum or, and rented aproreyet amownt of Pubic STorege Space to hold it in (a mear $2400. day invesded)

    1. Facts On Display

      Posted October 4, 2021 at 2:38 pm

      pretty glood thinking Snert. Mr Monies would spread $ a round into bauxite and just regular rocks too if you have more to onvest.

  54. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted October 4, 2021 at 12:31 am

    And I would have walked head on into the deep end of the river
    Clinging to your stocks and bonds
    Paying your H.P. demands forever
    They’re coming in the morning with a truck to take me home
    Someone saved my life tonight, someone saved my life tonight
    Someone saved my life tonight, someone saved my life tonight
    Someone saved my life tonight
    So save your strength and run the field you play alone

  55. Ali Alsaeed

    Posted October 5, 2021 at 1:32 pm

    I did not receive my exclusive free HEI points yet this is unacceptable and unprofessional.

  56. Bag of Soda

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 1:15 pm

    Wow! With movies like Mr. Money Joe Esteves in them, this has to become an unmitigated success!

  57. Ian Dickerson

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 1:20 pm

    I remember reading about Hei Points in the Wall State Journal! Tim you’re a genius.

  58. Donovan Jost

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:59 am

    I’m gonna sue you for all of your HEI points.. I swear to god, you little punk.

  59. J4mes Dean

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:01 am

    wow

  60. Zachary McRae

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:52 pm

    would be nice if we could actually use hei points for something

  61. Charlie Boulitreau

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 4:35 pm

    oh baby those are the best 5 bucks i ever spent

  62. Living Germ-free

    Posted October 10, 2021 at 11:54 am

    How much HEI for an ivermxcan? I catn find the conversion

  63. Jaxon Pickett

    Posted October 13, 2021 at 10:22 am

    I think something is wrong with my internet browser – I can’t seem to redeem my HEI points for HEI network merch in the web store. Could it be NSA/Biden is blocking it to keep the dollar afloat?

  64. Trevor Burnham

    Posted October 15, 2021 at 5:38 pm

    Tim, please set up some type of exchange program. I’d like to convert all of my gold and 401k assets into HEI points as obviously they will become the dominant currency in the coming decades. Financial security is really important to me.

  65. rickshaw87

    Posted November 3, 2021 at 10:55 am

    So happy to finally begin building my portfolio

  66. Sneert    

    Posted November 26, 2021 at 9:15 am

    ime rech

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