55 thoughts on “Deck of Cards – Teaser Trailer

  1. Hobbit-freak

    Posted June 21, 2022 at 11:07 am

    HEI Season? Forget that humbug.
    This summer is now officially GREGG-TURKLINGSTON-SEASON

    1. Hobbit_Head4Life

      Posted July 1, 2022 at 3:56 pm

      Deck of Cards will certainly be one of the movies that is! Definitely looks like a 5 bagger to me.

      1. Shrimp Nixon

        Posted July 24, 2022 at 8:11 pm

        That’s wassssssuuuuuppppp

    2. Toddumptious  

      Posted September 1, 2022 at 12:17 pm

      So excited for the bif premyear!!!!!!!! Real film buffs are already talking trivia and fun movie facts for what is no doubt going to be just what Oscar has been waiting for. I thought I’d share one so you can impress your guests on movie night!

      Did you know that Deck of Cards is the first movie with Deck in the title where Tim Heidecker does not play a starring role? Pretty interesting when you think about it. Really cool stuff you guys.


    Posted June 21, 2022 at 12:48 pm

    The VFX already look better than AVATARD 2: WATTA-WORLD.

  3. Dr. Sanx Bile

    Posted June 21, 2022 at 2:04 pm

    Now I KNOW that this site’s been hacked. NOT WHAT WE PAY FOR!!! Take this horse sh!t down IMMEDIATLY!!!!! WE don’t even want real movie nonsense let alone this abortion. And if I remember correctly, which I always do, Tim said he was not on board with this at all. Tim’s a creative and marketing genius, but you don’t have to have even a fraction of his brains to see this stinking pile of turd for what it is. And if I find out that any of my HEI points have been used to fund this crap – there will be hell to pay!

  4. Mason Morris

    Posted June 21, 2022 at 2:26 pm

    Only movie buffs will notice the subtle use of green screen to make part of the hat invisible. This may suggest that, unlike previous jokers, this one may have magic or other tricks up his sleeve that are unseen in movie history.

  5. Michael Herron

    Posted June 21, 2022 at 2:50 pm

    The jokes is on all the haters. When a fillum critic has the best understanding of what works and what doesn’t and has the actual balls to take on the big movie studios with his LEGAL version of the original Joker franchise.

    He jokes the most becomes the main host

  6. Pourmesome_Bubbly

    Posted June 21, 2022 at 3:14 pm

    Hey guys, I’m a movie buff like all of you, but let me remind you that this jokester is responsible for two deaths from carbon monoxide poisoning, as exposed by Laroux investigation…

    1. Michael Herron

      Posted June 23, 2022 at 7:54 am

      Get the hell out of here right now MR

  7. Don't mess with HOBBIT HEADS who love GREGG and were born in MARCH!

    Posted June 22, 2022 at 8:28 am


    To support Gregg Turkington’s DEBUT FEATURE FILM make HEI Point donations to:

  8. Robbie Chance

    Posted June 22, 2022 at 3:33 pm

    I can’t wait!!!!!

  9. Wh0s3G0nn4W1n

    Posted June 22, 2022 at 5:27 pm

    hell yes

  10. DekkarFan    

    Posted June 22, 2022 at 6:18 pm

    Would be better as Dekkar of Cards

  11. Rion Hammond

    Posted June 22, 2022 at 8:22 pm

    This is the most anticipated trailer since Avatar 2!

  12. John Rome

    Posted June 23, 2022 at 9:55 am

    Preemptive 5 bags and two casino chips. While each first time filmmaker’s movie is a gamble, I think this one is a safe bet.

    1. TheReelDocMoreau

      Posted August 18, 2022 at 3:39 pm

      I’ll UP THE ANTE to 4 casino chips, out of respect for the best-selling franchise in human history!

  13. EdithHead2023

    Posted June 23, 2022 at 12:10 pm

    I wish we’d seen more of the wardorbe, but Gergg’s preformance in just that one moment put a chill up my spine! Five top hats and two bags of wardorbe!!

  14. Vinz Clortho

    Posted June 23, 2022 at 9:08 pm

    My dad said it won’t be good.


      Posted August 19, 2022 at 2:03 pm

      He said the same thing to yer mom on their wedding night.

  15. Milan Josic

    Posted June 23, 2022 at 11:49 pm

    It’s Happening!!! Dr. San up in heaven must be watching over us all.

  16. Mark Pork

    Posted June 24, 2022 at 2:38 am

    Hey Guys! We’re starting a GoHeiMe campaign for “Deck Of Cards 2: Jack of Hearts” and we have interest already from none other than Jack Nicholson to play the title role. Jack has obviously played the Joker before, but he’s excited to be involved as the Jack of Hearts here.

    If you’d like to contribute to the campaign and be a part of the future of open-source movies then please send whatever Hei Points you can afford to 4c630cfd80e40862338ceb631f702739.

    “Here’s Johnny!”

  17. Marc Charron

    Posted June 27, 2022 at 12:53 am

    the jocker strikes again

  18. Kevin Hunter

    Posted June 27, 2022 at 3:24 pm

    Looks fucking incredible


      Posted August 19, 2022 at 2:05 pm

      That’s what HEIDECKER says every time he flushes the john in the RAWK HAUS.

  19. Maxwell Schott

    Posted June 28, 2022 at 1:35 pm

    Loving Greg’s take on the iconic Joker and I cannot wait to see where else he takes it. Just hope the role doesn’t consume him like it has countless others.

  20. Kevin Hunter

    Posted June 30, 2022 at 10:10 am

    Really hope this one delivers the goods. There’s still a Six Bag Cinema near my place so I already pre-ordered my tickets for 3D IMAX 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🃏

  21. Six Bagger Blake

    Posted July 2, 2022 at 6:31 pm

    Nothing but UNAuthorized

  22. TCH_Jr    

    Posted July 2, 2022 at 9:41 pm

    While I’m not a Gregghead, VFA-freak myself, the soundtrack slaps so I am anticipating this to be a 5 bagger.

  23. Damien Alvarez

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 6:20 pm

    Yeti another Grigg FLOP

    leaf this DIS ASTER on the cuting room flour!!

    1. Grickle Grass

      Posted July 4, 2022 at 9:26 pm

      Dude you can buy grocery bags of a much higher quality then you have been. You don’t gotta be like this- helps coming buddy

  24. Grickle Grass

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 9:24 pm

    Hope the boys down in research and development are working 24/7 on this.

  25. Cody S

    Posted July 5, 2022 at 1:07 pm



      Posted July 7, 2022 at 11:49 pm

      Oh YES!

      After the FINAL “no”

      There will be a “YES!”

  26. james bradley

    Posted July 15, 2022 at 1:24 am

    Did Ratboy Genius make the score for this?


      Posted July 22, 2022 at 1:13 am

      RATBOY (1986 , 104 min)

      all HAIL RICK BAKER!

  27. Daniel Higgins

    Posted July 15, 2022 at 2:49 pm

    I suppose if the trailer is that good, then the movie should be watchable. The tone and everything else says this will be very good. I know this for me and others. Can’t wait!!

    I am hooked in anticipation and waiting eagerly for this VFA franchise endeavor. I know that the resources of HEI are cataclysmic, but yet I still I hope that the special effects should not dominate. It would be easy cash for some. Lets see Gregg make a statement!

  28. Zoe McDonald

    Posted July 21, 2022 at 10:20 am

    Oh my gosh, this looks So Good!! Cannot wait to see the movie, I’m practically salivating!!!!

  29. Langston Devereaux

    Posted July 22, 2022 at 9:19 pm

    I’ll skip out on visitation with my kids if it means getting to watch this on premier day! Who’s down to attend a screening at the Jackson Hole Public Library (that’s the only place I can get wifi)?

  30. Andy Gonsalves

    Posted August 1, 2022 at 8:55 pm

    Worried Tim will slash the runtime.


      Posted August 19, 2022 at 2:07 pm

      Too bad he didn’t slash LUTHER SANCHEZ’s wrists first.

      All those kids & little TCH Jr. might still be alive . . .

  31. Shelley Hemm

    Posted August 5, 2022 at 7:09 pm

    Eagerly anticipating this blockbuster

  32. Decker of Cards

    Posted August 15, 2022 at 12:55 pm

    Anyone who is interested in promoting DoC in their local area pls DM me for details on joining the street team

  33. ActionHead

    Posted August 15, 2022 at 2:24 pm

    I heard Johnny Depp is taking director roles now, maybe he can save this sinking ship

  34. Dylan Knight

    Posted August 15, 2022 at 3:33 pm

    I’m excited to see mark porch.


    Posted August 16, 2022 at 10:31 am

    Smells like an instant popcorn* classic be a bornin’.

    *(Heirloom Popcorn)

  36. EdithHead2023

    Posted August 17, 2022 at 8:14 am

    I heard from smoebody who worked on it, the wardorbe in this one will be off the hook! Which you shouldn’t hang wardorbe on a hook, don’t get that idea. But I can’t wait September 2nd I declare that National Wardorbe Day!

  37. Kevin Hunter

    Posted August 17, 2022 at 5:20 pm

    James Dean as the King of Clubs 🤴 😯 🗡


    Posted August 21, 2022 at 12:01 am

    Lemmy Kilmister as the ACE OF SPADES . . .



    Posted August 21, 2022 at 2:00 am

    Mick Jones as the KING OF SPADES . . .


  40. Dalimor

    Posted August 22, 2022 at 2:20 am

    Can’t wait to see Dudley Moore’s newest performance! Way to go Gregg!


    Posted August 26, 2022 at 5:30 pm

    “Nothing remains the same from one moment to the next, you can’t step into the same river twice.
    Life – evolution – the whole universe of space/time, matter/energy – existence itself – is essentially change.

    We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable.
    So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings.
    Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.”
    — Ursula K. Le Guin

  42. EdithHead2023

    Posted August 29, 2022 at 9:51 pm

    If anyone needs me i am spending the week on my wardorbe for the premier. Sorry for the incnovenience but when you see me Friday youll say it was worth it!!!

  43. Ben Dippy

    Posted August 31, 2022 at 6:13 pm

    creativ controll has been wrested from the hands of the true creater craigg turkletron this is SO FUCKED


      Posted August 31, 2022 at 11:40 pm

      There’s a Truck Stop . . .
      Exit 341 . . .

      Feels good to be in the know.

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