93 thoughts on “On Cinema Live

  1. Robert Swanson

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 12:31 am

    WOOOOOO!!!!

    1. John Barry

      Posted February 26, 2022 at 10:36 am

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  2. Will Finchett

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 2:00 am

    Tim is a true Patriot he has my full respect unlike that RAT from the VFI

    1. Kyler Morris

      Posted July 18, 2022 at 1:01 pm

      No way Greggheads for life

  3. Michael O'Leary

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 4:18 am

    Vincent Rosetti smells like two butts.

  4. Bip Henderson

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 5:01 am

    Always great to see more Filmbuff certified content!

    1. Hobbit Head

      Posted June 18, 2021 at 9:51 am

      really wish there was more Hobbit-related content though

  5. Cameron Kaercher

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 6:05 am

    If someone could provide the time codes of when Gregg reviews movies that would be appreciated. I am spending too much time today making popcorn and watching other movies. I don’t want Tim’s nonsense and off-topic talks

    1. Junior Movie Buff

      Posted June 18, 2021 at 5:28 pm

      This is a good point. I don’t have the time codes, but what I like to do is mute the show whenever Gregg is not on and pull up a classic movie in a second tab.

  6. Paul D

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 6:22 am

    My heart is ready to explode from that EDM/Rock intro!

  7. Timothy Brown

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 6:56 am

    RIP Woody Allen

  8. Cynthia Jacobson

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 7:43 am

    DKR! DKR! DKR!

  9. Cvdks    

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 8:49 am

    Holy cow. Ax @ 33:10.

    1. Thomas Villarrubia

      Posted January 8, 2023 at 10:31 am

      goosebumps

      1. Mark Balletto

        Posted February 25, 2023 at 12:05 pm

        Agreed on Axiom 🤘 the full “Bohemian Rhapsody” clip should be on the YouTube channel it’s the only version anybody ever needs to hear again

  10. Zach Washbond

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 9:07 am

    Acoustic Dekkar… what a TREAT

  11. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 10:04 am

    Just a few minutes in . . . but the intro with AXIOM and MANUEL as hype-men needs to be SUBTITLED ‘cuz real Americans can’t understand a got-damn thing either one is saying.

  12. SpaceWolf  

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 10:05 am

    Theatre? What is this bullshit???? Why wasn’t this performed live as a MOVIE? Martin Scorsease would be spinning in his grave.

  13. Streamvanessakirbyonapplemusicspotify

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 10:57 am

    The adiunce needs to put som respec is n Axiom and Manel’s name

  14. EdithHead2022

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 11:05 am

    Loving the waardrobe.

  15. Paul McBryde

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 11:26 am

    i am glad gregg got to say his catchprhrase its movie time! at least 2 times

  16. Scott McKelvey

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 11:42 am

    Wow I’m completely blown away by the real MISTER MOVIS AXIOM’s singing voice, the only person on the planet with a better voce is TIM DEKKAR himself!

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted June 17, 2021 at 7:39 am

      AXIOM sings like a miniature castrati who has his scrote-skin caught in his zipper.

  17. ArthurHead

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 12:24 pm

    Timm Hie Deckker for DA!!!!!! That election was stolen by the infamous ratt Rosettey.

  18. Elias Koteas Head

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 2:59 pm

    Axiom clearly has a hook hand in this video but is back to a usable hand on Rock House can you please explain this inconsistency because it is ruining my immersion!!

    1. SpaceWolf  

      Posted June 16, 2021 at 7:08 pm

      He got a hand transplant from the corpse of Woody Allen.

      1. KevinS    

        Posted June 17, 2021 at 7:11 am

        This has been confirmed by the treatment team at the Mayo Clinic as well as the Estate of the late, great Dr. San.

    2. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted June 17, 2021 at 7:53 am

      ROCK HOUSE utilizes the latest algorithmic deepfake techmology to digitally recreate AXIOM’s hand so viewers don’t have to see the hideous mass of freakish, mottled scar tissue covering his useless, mangled stump . . . degenerate one-handed tambourine-wielding bastard.

  19. AyakaHead    

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    Anyone have a setlist for Dekkar? I liked the 2nd song, they should play that more often

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted June 17, 2021 at 8:07 am

      BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY sounded like it was performed by a syphilitic pirate backed by the Vienna Boy’s Choir.

    2. Wh0s3G0nn4W1n

      Posted December 9, 2021 at 6:32 am

      Dekkar
      5/8/19 Atlanta, GA
      You Trigger Everything
      Empty Bottle
      Farewell Tom Cruise ->
      Not Fade Away
      Wild Horses
      Bohomian Rhapsody

  20. Oscer-Head

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    Not only does Mr Movies Axium have all the knowledge of movies that anybody DOES have, he has a terrific singing voice. Who knew he was anything other than a MOVIE BUFF. as he IS.

  21. Andrew Kozar

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    I was freaked out when Tim revealed that axiom & manwell were playing the terrorists. Wow. Now thats Theatre!!

  22. PK

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 6:13 pm

    It froze right when Gregg came out. Good.

  23. Drew Hall

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    Hey guys! IT’S MOVIE TIME!

  24. Francisco Mulatti

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 8:12 pm

    Than tou tin!!! tHis is great speacial that comming from the HEi network. Thank you from the content is like magic and I feel blessed for it it I ptray to god for thank for all this content which is it’s over the game itself, so many step into the futere of entertainment, big thank!

  25. AyakaHead    

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 8:43 pm

    Loved the Carrabba’s bit lol

    1. LardOfTheFries  

      Posted June 18, 2021 at 12:12 pm

      When I close my eyes in Carrabba’s I can’t tell if I’m in America or Axiom’s aunt’s house

  26. Francisco Mulatti

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 10:37 pm

    Joe Estevez is an absolute comedy god!

  27. EdithHead2022

    Posted June 16, 2021 at 10:48 pm

    This post is the third installment of my critically-acclaimed segment WARDROBE CLASSICS. I’m EdithHead2022 and in this episode we’re excited to spotlight THE BATTLE OF SHAKER HEIGHTS (2003, 79 mins), costume design by BEGA METZNER. The film stars SHIA LaBEOUF as Kelly Ernswiler and ELDEN HENSON as Bart Bowland, seen here in their THE BATTLE OF SHAKER HEIGHTS outfits: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357470/mediaviewer/rm3373176832/
    This has been WARDROBE CLASSICS with me, EdithHead2022. Good night… and good wardrobe!

  28. Jacob Schulte

    Posted June 17, 2021 at 3:16 am

    D! K! R!

  29. Facts On Display

    Posted June 17, 2021 at 8:39 am

    That Hustled movie really gave Tim a tickle. Just deeply deeply prymal, you could hear from his voice how childishly delited he is.

  30. Facts On Display

    Posted June 17, 2021 at 8:49 am

    Boy that The HUstled move sure tickled Timboy. he was as delited as a child with the buffoonery.
    W;hen has he had been as happy since, i wonder?

  31. Angelo Wolff

    Posted June 17, 2021 at 9:14 am

    I knew as soon as Tim said “we need somebody DECISIVE” it would be Joe, the most indecisive. STEP UP TO THE PLATE!! Hahahaha capped off with a studio version of Oscar Medley?! 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿+🌋 (Joe vs Volcano = Joe Estevez vs Tim’s Anger)

    1. Angelo Wolff

      Posted June 17, 2021 at 10:30 am

      *Tim’s Inevitable Anger

  32. Sarah Low

    Posted June 17, 2021 at 10:39 am

    Axiom and Manuel SUCH GOOD HYPE MEN

  33. Preso "Lemon Money Wise" Del Gatta

    Posted June 17, 2021 at 12:14 pm

    It’s MOVIE TIME!

  34. Lanoi

    Posted June 17, 2021 at 12:33 pm

    Thanks for this guys, I had a lot of laughs and knowledge enter me

  35. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted June 17, 2021 at 12:38 pm

    “What are you, a Grateful Dead lyric?”
    (I shat myself howling.)
    To think that punk kid considers himself a Dreyfusshead! I bet he’s never even seen KRIPPENDORF’S TRIBE (1998, 94 mins) or MR. HOLLAND’S RANGUS (1995, 143 min).

  36. Paul D

    Posted June 17, 2021 at 1:57 pm

    Axiom’s review of Carrabba’s was the highlight of the show for me, especially with the Carrabba’s logo and music coming up over and over. I was howling.

  37. Keegan Armstrong

    Posted June 18, 2021 at 3:58 am

    I’m glad we get to the real topics, the great prices and selections at Carabas Italian Grille.

    1. Facts On Display

      Posted June 18, 2021 at 9:09 pm

      surprised they had grill options

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted June 18, 2021 at 11:22 pm

        WAT? With six or seven locations?
        Approved by the BRANDON CHAMBER OF COMMERCE??
        KILLER wine list?

  38. Evan Fitch

    Posted June 18, 2021 at 12:26 pm

    Any product you give us without LaRue is a SHODDY product.

  39. IamLurker666  

    Posted June 18, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    Robey Jones was ROBBED…or at the very least ROBED!!!

    1. Facts On Display

      Posted June 19, 2021 at 9:00 pm

      well he’s a ggod kid, But Joe has to call them how he sees them. Many pepple are saying that an outfit like HEI should at least have parting gifts, like the home verzun of the game, or a blender. Sad to go away with mothing. Sad!

  40. Mat Khē

    Posted June 18, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    joe estevez would make a very good and sensible president of USA in real life too – they way he decisively stopped tim (the government) from recklessly giving handouts (adding $1000 stimulus to an already too generous relief package) to those greedy welfare queens (buff stumpers) should be applauded

  41. Scotch VHS Cleaner Supply+

    Posted June 18, 2021 at 7:27 pm

    Axiom has gone mad with power

  42. Ryan Murphy

    Posted June 18, 2021 at 10:34 pm

    Robee Wade or whatever he calls himself had no bisness even asking that question in the first place because in the first palce he did not know the answer himself nor secondly had a firm grasp on the conceot of a trivia question ‘s true purpose in the first place

  43. Ashley Allen

    Posted June 18, 2021 at 10:58 pm

    No Oscer Fever????

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted June 18, 2021 at 11:31 pm

      Sadly, NO!
      But US Dreyfussheads got treated to A DOCTORATE-LEVEL CLINIC by the PRIME MOVER of Classic Cinema himself . . .
      Mr. Movies CRAIG TURKINKTONG!!!

      That alone was worth the two-kidney membership!

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted June 19, 2021 at 9:19 am

        (That, along with TIM’s dead-on impression of BRUCE SPRONGSTEEN.)

        1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

          Posted June 19, 2021 at 10:16 am

          (Whoops . . . meant BRICE SPRUNGSTEEN)

        2. HOLDEN MADICKEY

          Posted June 19, 2021 at 10:24 am

          SPICED TUNGSTEN: The Gathering of the Risening & The E-Street Shamble

  44. David Eddy

    Posted June 19, 2021 at 8:23 am

    I give this 5 bags of popcorn.

  45. Dr. Sanx Bile

    Posted June 19, 2021 at 10:10 am

    Craig’s such a POS. The way he always makes everything about himself, the way he saunters out on stage like he’s an actual cohost and not just a minor guest invited to be there by the real star, Tim — it just makes me sick to my bowels and really sad for Tim and his family and Ax and Manuel and Joe.

  46. Jeremiah Doering

    Posted June 20, 2021 at 7:34 pm

    I wonder if by Burbank he meant Proksch…

  47. rest in peace tom cruise heidecker

    Posted June 22, 2021 at 7:42 pm

    Blake could be related to Mark. Where has Mark been lately anyway?

  48. Dave Stoll

    Posted June 24, 2021 at 3:48 am

    STOP THE STEAL!!!!! TIM SHOULD HAVE WON!!!!!

    I wish i could have voted for you but i could not since i live in The Netherlands.

  49. Jamie-Spenser Thompson

    Posted June 24, 2021 at 3:37 pm

    Boho Rhapsody sounds like it was MADE for Tim. And tim’s song introductions better than ANYTHING Greg has said.

  50. Scott Parmeter

    Posted June 26, 2021 at 7:31 pm

    This is amazing, thanks for posting this guys!

  51. Reilly Somach

    Posted June 30, 2021 at 9:59 pm

    Amazing. Is it just me or is the volume on it really low? 5 bags of popcorn

  52. Official Jimmy McNichol Head

    Posted July 1, 2021 at 8:23 pm

    Feels like I was in the audience! Makes me winder if i was in the audience but if i was the size of a penny and maybe if Jimmy McNichol was also there in the room if he would notice me and if he would go out of his way to not step ofn me if I was in his way or if he would step on me

  53. Official Jimmy McNichol Head

    Posted July 1, 2021 at 8:23 pm

    Feels like I was in the audience! Makes me winder if i was in the audience but if i was the size of a penny and maybe if Jimmy McNichol was also there in the room if he would notice me and if he would go out of his way to snot step ofn me if I was in his way or if he would step on me

  54. Lanoi Arnold    

    Posted July 5, 2021 at 9:15 am

    Letterman from…the letterman…

  55. Newman Timothy Cruise Jr.    

    Posted July 10, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    woodallen.com is a lots of fun gang.

  56. Andrea Haverkamp

    Posted July 11, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    American Heroes, live on the Silver Screen. Couldn’t ask for anything more!

  57. Jamie-Spenser Thompson

    Posted July 15, 2021 at 2:31 pm

    What was Richard Dryfus in, in, in, 1994?

    1. Sneert    

      Posted August 22, 2021 at 10:26 am

      Depends what your definition of “in in” is, or whether the 3rd “in” cancels it out as a triple-negative.

  58. k k

    Posted July 18, 2021 at 2:35 pm

    hey guys! how much were the tickets to an event?

  59. George Santos

    Posted August 4, 2021 at 1:51 pm

    Tim for 2024

  60. Pat Machowski

    Posted August 22, 2021 at 6:14 am

    Axiom saved Tim big time.

  61. Charlie Boulitreau

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 4:55 pm

    Axiom with the one-leather-mitten style at the beginning this is great

  62. Anthony Teixeira

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 5:05 pm

    gregg was right. that guy should’ve been kicked out of the show for trying to besmirch the buff.

  63. Anthony Teixeira

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 5:06 pm

    gregg was right. that guy should’ve been kicked out of the show for trying to besmirch the buff. still a five bagger.

  64. Wh0s3G0nn4W1n

    Posted December 9, 2021 at 6:22 am

    Sick version of Farewell Tom Cruise -> Not Fade Away. Manuel sounds amazing in the outro jam. This FTC>NFA gets my vote for best version ever. I can’t wait to hear to hear Wendy in the mix on FTC.

  65. ryan foley

    Posted December 25, 2021 at 12:25 pm

    Proud of Tim on the way he handled a really tough situation with some of the bullsh*t he had to put up with from people like Joe.

  66. hogshots

    Posted March 19, 2022 at 7:03 am

    this was before covid. seems like it ruined decker and tim lost interest in making a new season now. 🙁

  67. Alex VanDover

    Posted April 11, 2022 at 4:19 pm

    This would have been so much better without that one girl’s ear-piercing shrieks every 30 seconds

  68. Wells Morong

    Posted August 17, 2022 at 7:10 am

    Okay but does anyone else think the DKR songs unironically kinda slap??

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted August 23, 2022 at 12:37 pm

      No.
      No one thinks that.

  69. Emilee Wagner

    Posted September 2, 2022 at 5:51 am

    …thousand bucks

  70. Austin Dearing

    Posted October 9, 2022 at 8:42 am

    Look at all those movie buffs in the crowd being subjected to Tim’s music. Gotta try this again with real expertise.

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