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On Cinema Live

06/16/2021

Bonus Content

10 Videos

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VFA Acquisition Announcement
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On Cinema Summer Preview (Audio Only)
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Gregg Turkington’s Classic Movie Time – Episode 1
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On Cinema Live Trailer
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Gregg Turkington’s Classic Movie Time – Episode 2
On Cinema Live
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Gregg Turkington’s Classic Movie Time – Episode 3
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Rock House (Trailer)
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Rock House (Pilot Episode)
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Introducing HEI Points

On Cinema Live

06/16/2021

80 thoughts on “On Cinema Live”

  5. If someone could provide the time codes of when Gregg reviews movies that would be appreciated. I am spending too much time today making popcorn and watching other movies. I don’t want Tim’s nonsense and off-topic talks

    1. This is a good point. I don’t have the time codes, but what I like to do is mute the show whenever Gregg is not on and pull up a classic movie in a second tab.

  11. Just a few minutes in . . . but the intro with AXIOM and MANUEL as hype-men needs to be SUBTITLED ‘cuz real Americans can’t understand a got-damn thing either one is saying.

  16. Wow I’m completely blown away by the real MISTER MOVIS AXIOM’s singing voice, the only person on the planet with a better voce is TIM DEKKAR himself!

  18. Axiom clearly has a hook hand in this video but is back to a usable hand on Rock House can you please explain this inconsistency because it is ruining my immersion!!

    2. ROCK HOUSE utilizes the latest algorithmic deepfake techmology to digitally recreate AXIOM’s hand so viewers don’t have to see the hideous mass of freakish, mottled scar tissue covering his useless, mangled stump . . . degenerate one-handed tambourine-wielding bastard.

  20. Not only does Mr Movies Axium have all the knowledge of movies that anybody DOES have, he has a terrific singing voice. Who knew he was anything other than a MOVIE BUFF. as he IS.

  24. Than tou tin!!! tHis is great speacial that comming from the HEi network. Thank you from the content is like magic and I feel blessed for it it I ptray to god for thank for all this content which is it’s over the game itself, so many step into the futere of entertainment, big thank!

  27. This post is the third installment of my critically-acclaimed segment WARDROBE CLASSICS. I’m EdithHead2022 and in this episode we’re excited to spotlight THE BATTLE OF SHAKER HEIGHTS (2003, 79 mins), costume design by BEGA METZNER. The film stars SHIA LaBEOUF as Kelly Ernswiler and ELDEN HENSON as Bart Bowland, seen here in their THE BATTLE OF SHAKER HEIGHTS outfits: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357470/mediaviewer/rm3373176832/
    This has been WARDROBE CLASSICS with me, EdithHead2022. Good night… and good wardrobe!

  29. That Hustled movie really gave Tim a tickle. Just deeply deeply prymal, you could hear from his voice how childishly delited he is.

  30. Boy that The HUstled move sure tickled Timboy. he was as delited as a child with the buffoonery.
    W;hen has he had been as happy since, i wonder?

  31. I knew as soon as Tim said “we need somebody DECISIVE” it would be Joe, the most indecisive. STEP UP TO THE PLATE!! Hahahaha capped off with a studio version of Oscar Medley?! 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿+🌋 (Joe vs Volcano = Joe Estevez vs Tim’s Anger)

  35. “What are you, a Grateful Dead lyric?”
    (I shat myself howling.)
    To think that punk kid considers himself a Dreyfusshead! I bet he’s never even seen KRIPPENDORF’S TRIBE (1998, 94 mins) or MR. HOLLAND’S RANGUS (1995, 143 min).

  36. Axiom’s review of Carrabba’s was the highlight of the show for me, especially with the Carrabba’s logo and music coming up over and over. I was howling.

    1. well he’s a ggod kid, But Joe has to call them how he sees them. Many pepple are saying that an outfit like HEI should at least have parting gifts, like the home verzun of the game, or a blender. Sad to go away with mothing. Sad!

  40. joe estevez would make a very good and sensible president of USA in real life too – they way he decisively stopped tim (the government) from recklessly giving handouts (adding $1000 stimulus to an already too generous relief package) to those greedy welfare queens (buff stumpers) should be applauded

  42. Robee Wade or whatever he calls himself had no bisness even asking that question in the first place because in the first palce he did not know the answer himself nor secondly had a firm grasp on the conceot of a trivia question ‘s true purpose in the first place

    1. Sadly, NO!
      But US Dreyfussheads got treated to A DOCTORATE-LEVEL CLINIC by the PRIME MOVER of Classic Cinema himself . . .
      Mr. Movies CRAIG TURKINKTONG!!!

      That alone was worth the two-kidney membership!

  45. Craig’s such a POS. The way he always makes everything about himself, the way he saunters out on stage like he’s an actual cohost and not just a minor guest invited to be there by the real star, Tim — it just makes me sick to my bowels and really sad for Tim and his family and Ax and Manuel and Joe.

  52. Feels like I was in the audience! Makes me winder if i was in the audience but if i was the size of a penny and maybe if Jimmy McNichol was also there in the room if he would notice me and if he would go out of his way to not step ofn me if I was in his way or if he would step on me

  53. Feels like I was in the audience! Makes me winder if i was in the audience but if i was the size of a penny and maybe if Jimmy McNichol was also there in the room if he would notice me and if he would go out of his way to snot step ofn me if I was in his way or if he would step on me

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