I AM ALIVE AND HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR

***Spoilers from the 9th Annual Oscar Special below***

Thank you all for tuning in to the special Sunday. A wonderful time was had by all. Unfortunately, a group of terroristic naybors from the area decided it would be “funny” to terrorize us during the broadcast, of which I have a zero tolerance policy for.

I bravely stood up to these thugs and was injured badly in hand to hand combat. I will recover but many of my ribs had been shattered. I am now living IN EXILE away from my ranch with orders from the thugs to remain away or face more severe violence which is against the law yet I believe there is corrupt collusion between the terrist and the local authors.

LaRough who was a failure at his post in every way possible, tipped into a ditch and was taken to a hospital where he remains in serious condition doo to dehydration and being in the cold mud all night. All other members were evacuated safely in George Turkigton’s dirty and exposed van, thanks to the cover I provided them.

Earlier mark Proch fell down the hell and broke his tailbone and his neck I think but will be fine. He is a fighter.

Thank you to Mr. Tomato for making this night possible!

You’re Hei Points should be restored shortly.

193 thoughts on “I AM ALIVE AND HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR

  1. Björn Nordin

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 1:00 pm

    I need my hi points restored now, i bought a house and they want there monee

    1. TREVOR SHAW

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:28 pm

      any in tell on who the terroists are?

      1. Jack Bloomfield

        Posted March 30, 2022 at 6:35 am

        I smell a rat. Its all to convenient the manual had “placed” that t-shirt in the trash. I think Larou has some more exposing to do.

        1. Naven Johnson    

          Posted March 30, 2022 at 10:45 am

          Do you think he will expose himself?

      2. VFA Scholar, C.F.B.

        Posted April 1, 2022 at 1:53 pm

        The Hill People of Hesperia are a well known community that doesn’t tolerate outsiders (probably because of all their meth labs).

    2. Drew McLaurine

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:48 pm

      What about all the hardworking people that still have their hei points?!

      1. Joe Estevez Relief Fund

        Posted March 30, 2022 at 2:46 pm

        Hey guys,

        I’ve been in contact with Joe and he is really struggling financially right now after being fired from HEI, having all his points stripped from him as well. If you can spare a few points in the interest of goodwill, this account is built for his recovery.
        Wallet ID: 9000dc4e7b0375e45796fb133966b076
        Some have been so gracious already!

        Thank you all!

        Joe Estevez Relief Fund

    3. Don't mess with HOBBIT HEADS who love GREGG and were born in MARCH!

      Posted April 1, 2022 at 12:05 pm

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      1. Dr. Movies, PhB., SAG-AFTRA

        Posted April 6, 2022 at 10:53 am

        This smells like Delgado’s

      2. Jesse Weinberg

        Posted April 6, 2022 at 1:06 pm

        Reed the room

    5. BungholeBill

      Posted April 17, 2022 at 4:41 pm

      same idk what to do

    6. Andrix Lopez

      Posted April 27, 2022 at 7:19 am

      I brought a big rig with the hei points ,the bank look at me like I was a retart!!!!

    7. Durin Giglio

      Posted June 5, 2022 at 1:11 pm

      i am worried about how this will affect future popcorn classic segments. will the terrists also haunt our favorite movie expert?

  2. Miles Thorn

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 1:41 pm

    The real tragedy is Greg threatening to leave for AMC. The Heinetwork will lose all value if this is true with no real movie expertise.

    1. Drew McLaurine

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:41 pm

      Manuel schooled him on Pacino trivia. He will be a better replacement than Gregg!!

      1. Jim Owens

        Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:57 pm

        Manuel has a bright movie future, but he didn’t know that Pachino was in Devil’s Advocate, a very rookie mistake.

    2. Elizabeth Daulton

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 5:21 pm

      Glad to see Tim and Gregg working together again, good luckk to Mark as well.

    3. Stephen Nuccio

      Posted March 30, 2022 at 7:33 am

      Agreed this network wont last a minute without gregs expertise.

    4. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Victims Relief Fund

      Posted April 2, 2022 at 12:59 pm

      !EMERGENCY BROADCAST! THIS IS NOT A TEST-Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Victims Relief Fund-“Read More”!

      “DEATHS IN THE DESERT” – “Murderin'” Tim Heidecker KILLED twenty (20) teenagers and hospitalized one-hundred fifty-six (156) more from acute “nutritional” vape poisoning (ANVP) with the help of the late (so-called) “doctor” Luther San.

      [HOLD “Murderin’ Tim” ACCOUNTABLE!](https://i.redd.it/qapczuzd8np81.png) The only way to strike back at Murderin’ Tom is a FIFTY ONE PERCENT (51%) ATTACK to take over the HEI Network for total ownership by the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Victims Relief Fund

      AS SOON AS the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Victims Relief Fund HEI Wallet amasses half plus one of ALL HEI Points, the foundation will TAKE OVER the HEI NETWORK and return all of the STOLEN POINTS to the victim’s families and survivors medical bills (this is smokey joe brandons America victims are in heaping medical debt from the long term effects of ANVP including Chronic Nocturnal Emissions (CNE) and Irritable Semen Syndrome (ISS))

      THIS ONLY WORKS if you transfer ALL HEI Points you and your friends and family own to the Victims Relief Fund IMMEDIATELY

      HEIWire NOW accepting DONATIONS: Wallet ID: bd529a88aba369d4361f8c696df9f26c

    5. Daniel Higgins

      Posted April 9, 2022 at 4:12 pm

      The On Cinema gave some direction for the movie fan with relatable and expert reviews. I cannot disagree with their ratings and have enjoyed every movie I’ve seen in a cinema.

      Now it seems that gobbling executives want to taken advantage. I reckon with AMC he’d be exhaulted as the ultimate movie buff and presented as removed yet representative of the normal popcorn munchers. I would hate to have his expertise reduced to a topic of fun.

    6. Robert Mattson

      Posted April 20, 2022 at 8:36 am

      gregg is a fraud! who has done nothing but undermine tims vision for the HEI network and america itself tim wouldbe better off without him. lock him up!!!

  3. David Thompson

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:11 pm

    ger well soon tim!

  4. Mark Proksch's nurse

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:27 pm

    I am begging you to please leave Mark alone

    1. Blake Howard

      Posted March 30, 2022 at 1:22 am

      He made his bed.

    2. James "Jimmy" Stewart

      Posted March 30, 2022 at 7:30 pm

      He deserves to get bopped

      1. Sneert    

        Posted March 31, 2022 at 9:21 pm

        YESS, corect

  5. TREVOR SHAW

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:29 pm

    my comment was meant to be a comment but i accidently left a reply. please let me delete comments! thank you

    1. Lee Borocz-Johnson

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:04 pm

      Sounds like a falure of personal responsibilit on you’re part to make sure that you got you’r head on yo’re sholdees and making the correct kinds of posts. Why should we sacrifiise our grate american value of “do it right the first time”, witch is what our founding fathers wood have wanted, just so you can walk back you’re own emberrissing mistake?

      1. Mack Nutro

        Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:19 pm

        Do you believe jn the healing power of Jesus? Then you believe in forgiveness. So forgive the qeakness of the bad poster and instead put them in your prayers

        1. JSWEEEET

          Posted March 30, 2022 at 12:23 am

          FUCK GOD

        2. Lee Borocz-Johnson

          Posted March 30, 2022 at 7:04 pm

          I AM ALIVE AND HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR

  6. BENGAY®

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:30 pm

    gregg trukington is an oscer HERO! thank you gregg for ensuring the safety of everyone at the ranch 🙏

    1. Meg

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:31 pm

      the van was exposed idiot! if gregg wanted to be a true patriot he’d have brung a tank or armoured vehicle

      1. BENGAY®

        Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:37 pm

        everyone would have suffered tim’s fate or even worse if it wasn’t for gregg’s ingenuity & lighting fast reflexes. you better thank your lucky stars that gregg was at the right place and rigjt time.

        1. dekkarfan69420

          Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:42 pm

          TIM FACED THE ENEMY AND DID NOT BACK DOWN gregg is a hothouse flower with the way he acted scuttling around like a bottom feeder rat! if gregg had anY BALLS he would have been right there beside tim but NO tim faced the enemy alone because he knows the true meaning of America exceptionalism and the first ammmendment

    2. Daniel Nancarrow

      Posted April 2, 2022 at 5:44 am

      shut up

    3. Daniel Higgins

      Posted April 9, 2022 at 4:17 pm

      Having been a tourist on some occasions, I can attest that the local tourist industry is something of a lifeline. From bouncers to understanding cashiers, having guys like Gregg in control can really help things.

      I am not surprised that Hollywood delivered again.

  7. Jon H.

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:30 pm

    Best Oscer medley I’ve seen.

    1. Robert Hoffman

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:27 pm

      Axiom’s rendition of Oscer Fever gave me goosebumps. Better than Whintey Houston at the Super Bowl!

      1. #1 Mark-head

        Posted March 29, 2022 at 6:05 pm

        Axia has been expose using auto tune

  8. Meg

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:30 pm

    please return my hei points I lost my job to this market collapse I lost my house my wife and had to sell my nfts

  9. deadhead&greghead

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:30 pm

    gregg is a hero. i say we fly our flags at half staff to honor his bravery. don’t get well too soon Timm.

    1. Drew McLaurine

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:50 pm

      Gregg nearly killed the whole cast with his roofless van stunt. He should be in jail

  10. Oliver Ferguson

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:31 pm

    Grog saves the special once agan

  11. VFA has a rat problem

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:31 pm

    as much as i hopped and preyed u woulkd be reunified with yuor boy in the clouds i am galad oyu are stil with us

    1. Mack Nutro

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:20 pm

      My phone is dying I can’t wrote as long of a reply as I would like

      1. Sneert    

        Posted April 6, 2022 at 12:20 am

        pnones cann faLe you ad evary tern!! hav too avod reLiants onn tecknoLedgy

  12. Sarah Greene

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:32 pm

    That’s nice but any news on the VHS tapes that got left behind? Are they still functioning?

    1. Naven Johnson    

      Posted March 30, 2022 at 10:47 am

      I noticed that Tim wailed the box with his bat.

    2. Don't mess with HOBBIT HEADS who love GREGG and were born in MARCH!

      Posted April 1, 2022 at 12:04 pm

      Tim doesn’t care about the VHS he RUINED them because he is a RAGEAHOLIC!

      1. Sneert    

        Posted April 6, 2022 at 12:16 am

        thare our times wehn yuo hav to BEET TEH SIHT oud off th VSH taeps
        to trouLy shor yuor loev off movees. Timm destros teh VHSS tapps wehn
        hee nedds too makke a poin, ONLY!!

  13. Gene Siskel Jr.

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:33 pm

    Glad to hear you’re all right, Tim! Way to stick it those jokers!

    1. Jessi Hersom

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:37 pm

      We already have too many jockers interfering with on cinema

  14. David Paniagua

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:33 pm

    Mr. Tomato for life

  15. TAGibby    

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:34 pm

    Thank you for being so brave and standing up to those terrorists, Tim! Hope you recover soon so the Hei family can fight back against those thugs!

    1. Daniel Higgins

      Posted April 9, 2022 at 4:24 pm

      Hope you recover soon Tim. I liked the way that you stood your ground. Those guys would have always held that against you if you’d run. I guess they now know that you are a serious rancher. I don’t know much about cattle ways, but you’re set up real nice it seems. Live the dream.

  16. dekkarfan69420

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:34 pm

    WHEN WILL WENDY KIRBY PAY FOR HER CRIMES? #LOCKHERUP

  17. goodfriendali    

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:34 pm

    This is awful news and has shaken my confidence in the Hei Ranch. I didn’t renew my lease in hopes of moving there, what is the plan for development now?? And will ADA accomodations be made for La Rue??? He’s been treated very unfairly on your sets and in your business Mr. Heidecker

  18. Jessi Hersom

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:35 pm

    I am praying for mark porch and to get justice for the hei ranch

  19. Dr. Sanx Bile

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:35 pm

    I see Greg getting a lot of credit on line for saving people in his POS van. That’s bullsh!t! I think it’s pretty pathetic that he is being treated as some sort of hero. Tim is the only one true hero here as explained in this article. Good thing he did all of his own stunts in Decker to help prepare him for what was surely a vicious battle with those deranged and most likely inbred hill people. I thank the Lord that Tim did not injure his hands or vocal cords, or else that may have been the last we ever heard from Dekkar. Though the set reached the sublime, it would be terrible knowing we would never get to hear them again, never reach those musical heights once more. Thank goodness for Tim.

    1. dekkarfan69420

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:37 pm

      amen brutha

  20. Nick's Pick of the Pops!

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:36 pm

    The swift thinking of the VFA’s head CFB to have the escapees cover their heads surely guaranteed their safety thank u Greg for your service

  21. Thomas LaMagna

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:37 pm

    Layrue should Xpose himselef for the fraud he is.

  22. Pat B

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:43 pm

    Thank goodness you’re alive Tim! Without you there would be no HEI and no On Cinema

    1. Daniel Higgins

      Posted April 9, 2022 at 4:30 pm

      I get that Tim could not have hopped in the van. He could not have let go of the ranch because the terrorists would never have let him forget. They would have made the ranch impossible.

      But they got their lesson and now things get a little more steady. Now Gregg gets to prove he is a movie buff.

  23. Branleigh    

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:46 pm

    Tim I’m sending out a prayer warriors emaill chain now and posting in Facebook too for your recovery. you are in my thoughts I know He is with you and protection you 🙏🏻👼✝️

    Tim here are angel nos: 777 1243 when yiu see then you will are blessed 😇😇😇😇

  24. D

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:50 pm

    The Van saved those folks, not Gregg. A foot on a gas petal doesn’t meen he’s a hero. The VFAExpert Tours Van did the heroism.

    Gregg is a surrendererer like France! Not becoming of an American Man (like Tim Hideecker.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 5:32 pm

      An American man who cries out that he’s already dead and basically adopts a suicide-by-cop attitude?

      Yeah, that’s some real SANDS OF IWO JIMA (1949, 100 min) bravery there.

    2. #1 Mark-head

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 6:09 pm

      Greg knew exactly what to do in an active shooter situation from watching so many action movie
      If not for his courage under fire many lives would be lost
      #oursaviourturkinston

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted March 30, 2022 at 10:51 am

        Yeah — he knew what to do.
        Hide behind the guy wearing a ballistic vest!
        (Then abandon him in a ditch in the desert)

  25. Scott Parmeter

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 2:51 pm

    Glad you’re ok Tim! no thanks to Gregg who cowardly escaped while you remained alone, teh true hero. THere were ups and downs but your talent and purseverence remain HEI. We salute you.

  26. JoeHead4Life

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:07 pm

    YOU deserved this after the slanderous libel you threw towards an esteemed Hollywood legend – Joe Estevez.

    Do you not realize we are in the midst of a global supply chain crisis? Ever think that had something to do with his inability to perform his duties (presumably for meager pay).

    And for you to have the gall and audacity to go out there and claim he’s useless and kick him out of the HEI inner circle? Shame on YOU Mr. Heidecker

  27. James Court

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:08 pm

    Gregg was a true hero during this viscous attack and I have nothing but the utmost respect and was a proud Gregghead watching him evacuate everybody safely.

  28. Dan Crapanzano

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:11 pm

    Unfortunate to here about Larue, would have liked to see Mr. Amati and his group Xposed… feel like there’s something going on beneath the surfise there…

  29. Matt Boxell

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:14 pm

    Neighbours are in BIG trouble. BULLIS forgot the 3rd Amendment (which is illegal!!) – “No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner”!!!… please neighbours to Court and SUE for AMERICANS and your RIGHTS and COMPENSATION and the flag.

  30. Thomas Prumm

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:16 pm

    Sad to hear about LaRouche who was tuck in the cold diet all night. As for March Prutch, he got what he desserved for climbing that Jill without hiking equipment’s.

    1. Sneert    

      Posted March 31, 2022 at 9:26 pm

      LARouexs was soht daed bye teh riffles. sniPPers shoot him an hes daed.

      r-I- p larouecxs an Markh Prock and drummer nickY

  31. stauers  

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:20 pm

    Really enjoyed the film criticism. Informational and entertaining!

  32. Laurence Willis

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:22 pm

    I saw LaRou walking clear as day. He is a fraud and a lier liek so many arround Tim. Greg is a hero though, for sure.

  33. CrosbyHead  

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:22 pm

    HELLO TIM I USED TO BE A LUREW HEAD DEW OF HIS WORK EXPOSING BENGOZZY PERPERTATER SHILLARY KLINGTON IN EXPOSED BUT AFTER HE KEPT DROPPED THE BALL ON OSCER NIGHT OF ALL NIGHT ITS TIME TO DROP HIM LIKE A SACK OF PERTATER’S THIS MAN IS A FROD AND TALK’S ABOUT U BEHIND UR’E BACK AND DUS’NT EVEN DO HIS JOB WHICH IS PROTECT THE HIGH RANCH HE MIGT HAS WELL BE TONY THE WAY HE TREAT’S U DEW I MAKE MYSELF CLEER HOPE U ARE WELL

  34. Robert Hoffman

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:24 pm

    Gregg Turkington is an Oscer HERO and should be constipated for his hard work by promoting him to Vice Predisent of HEI Enterpirses now that Joe Estevez has been terminated

  35. Forrest covington

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:29 pm

    8f34d59d52c81ba6ee36a4accd39db4e

  36. Sibby

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:48 pm

    this is what happens when the movies doent get the spotlight they desereve!! please pass my congratulations and thanks onto gregg, tim. also give me my hei points back

  37. Salvatore Aresco

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:53 pm

    Looking forward to your resserection Boss. You are a sackraficial lamm for your followersin need.

  38. End of Dylan

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 3:58 pm

    I listen I act!!! no apologies mr hei decker!!! Wink wink

  39. ami York

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:06 pm

    oh so that is how you spell LaRue. LaRough!

  40. Samuel Fishman

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:13 pm

    Thank you for the update, Tim! While you are in the hospital, I hope you focus on the movies–perhaps “A History of Violence” (2005, 96 minutes) would be appropriate at this time?

  41. Goose

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:16 pm

    Is it true HEI points are held in a Moscow, Russia depository??

    1. Sneert    

      Posted April 6, 2022 at 12:19 am

      nott att aLL. thare in LOKKBOX storedge in NEW Jarsey. spesihaL seecret conataner vauuLD

  42. Mack Nutro

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:18 pm

    If you want to start a militia and get these bastards back, I know some guys. I can have a posse rolling in no time flat.

  43. MarkHead  

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:22 pm

    What’s the plan for Mark’s living situation once he’s released from the hospital? I have space for him

  44. Michael Lacey

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:27 pm

    “Mr Money” Joe Estevez is a total waste and has let us down so many times. does he have an alley bye?

    1. Daniel Higgins

      Posted April 9, 2022 at 4:33 pm

      I have a hunch that the developer they got after Joe left is crooked.

  45. Paul Gannon

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:31 pm

    You’d have avoided a beating if you hadn’t upset the neighbors with your Dekkar music. You were bringing it on yourself. If anything you should realise that whenever Dekkar teams up, bad shit happens to you, Tim? Maybe that’s a sign. Music is going to kill you,
    Gregg for Oscer host next year.

  46. Honorable Judge Edward Szymczyk

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:33 pm

    Mister Heidecker, you have video evidence of these neighbors harassing and attacking you, causing you to fear for your life. You have every reason to press charges and I believe that any jury would find these hoodlums guilty on all counts.

  47. EdithHead2023 Wallet ID 34d8a13dd30d29502e9d4eb950de6181

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:38 pm

    Gergg Oscer-bait wardorbe five bag: https://bit.ly/GerggOscer

  48. 1998 Running Time 104 minutes

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:49 pm

    I guess I’m confused – will Gregg be giving us a preview of Wondaland at some later point in tiem? Very much looing forward to thsi

    1. Sneert    

      Posted April 1, 2022 at 9:29 am

      yuo hav too wander wahts behiend thos curttens

      its quiet a mistery

  49. Joel Fagerberg

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:52 pm

    me thinks their is more too the story…

    1. KirbyKlan

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

      me thinks too…

      1. Sneert    

        Posted April 1, 2022 at 9:28 am

        me nott so shurr

  50. Melissa DOrazio

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:54 pm

    NIW THAY IS WHAT AMERICAN BRAVERY LOOKS LIKE FOLKS!

  51. KirbyKlan

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    me thinks their is more too the story…

  52. Casey Kuempel

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 4:59 pm

    LaRoux needs a 4-wheel drive chair if he’s going to continue working on the ranch.

  53. Melissa DOrazio

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 5:10 pm

    pay attention to this……Are You Listening?. THIS THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHAT TRUE BLUE AMERICAN RED BLOODED BRAVERY LOOKS LIKE TIM YOU ARE STONG!!!

  54. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 5:17 pm

    Poor Roy St. Charlemagne LeRoux!

    He gets pulverized by the VFA Mobile one year, only to be deserted by its Solar Oven Touring Van the next?

    Dude wrecked in a ditch and woke up in Wonka-land . . .
    That’s some COLD SHIT people!

    Glad to hear your head & hands are still attached to your torso, TIM.
    I thought Anton Chigurh had finally found you.

  55. Adam Woodacre

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 5:52 pm

    Tim needs a restart. All these people talking crap about him behind his back. Only person he can trust is the one who talks crap about him to his face #gregghead

  56. Kevin Hunter

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 5:54 pm

    Decker’s gotta take out these scumbags 🇺🇸

  57. George Lucas

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 6:10 pm

    I need to know if you’re going to be in the new Star Wars or not, Tim? Please stop avoiding my emails.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted April 1, 2022 at 12:45 pm

      You’re thinking of STEVEN GONVILLE TOAST.

  58. Low-Resolution Human

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 6:13 pm

    This stunt is getting old, Tim.

    1. Low-Resolution Human

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 7:59 pm

      I swear you were teasing me the entire time. I suffer from deep seated paranoia & need to make you’re not making fun of me–a person you don’t know.

      Typing it out now sounds crazy, but it always feels like people are laughing at me.

      It’s why I quit everything.

      Oh, god, this looks so bad.

  59. Mr. Popcorn Classics

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 6:27 pm

    Nothing to apologize for!? What about poor Tom Cruise Jr? What about the electric 20, Tim?!

  60. pavlovsfrog

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 6:31 pm

    i would like to sell my hei points. i do not trust tim after the failure to build the ranch!!

  61. Joe

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 7:03 pm

    WHo cares

  62. Lucas Lee

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 7:08 pm

    We do not NEGOTIATE with thugs or terrorist on HEI RANCH

  63. Gregg Turkeyneck    

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 7:22 pm

    Our thoughts and prayors are with you Tim. We DO NOT negotiate with terrorists. They will get what’s coming to them.

  64. Oscer-Head

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 7:34 pm

    you are clearly in distress tim and are writing under threat of death

    Mark proch will pay for this crime. anyone can see he and his brothers are behind all this

  65. VFA Scholar, C.F.B.

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 8:14 pm

    Hesperia hillbillies are well known to not like outsiders. You should have researched it before buying that property.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted March 31, 2022 at 1:16 pm

      It’s nothing but methbillies and jenkem junkies all the way to THE SALTON SEA (2002, 103 min).

  66. JudyGarland1963

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 8:37 pm

    You reap what you sow, Tim. The violence you inflicted upon others, both real and psychic, shall be inflicted upon you tenfold. Also I hope Gregg leaves your a$$ in the DUST

  67. Jude Law, from Jude Law

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 8:53 pm

    George Turkigton is an hero! AN OSCAR DOCTOR HERO!! And Tmi showed great fortresstude stranding up to the hillwilly bullies!

    1. Jude Law, from Jude Law

      Posted March 29, 2022 at 8:54 pm

      Mr Tomato remidned me of the Goddfather – I bet those hillsmithy naybor thugs get their come up pants!

  68. TopsoMarvo  

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 9:18 pm

    Courageous Laroux lay in the mud and the trenches to defended the ranch, give that man the people heart

    1. Robert Mattson

      Posted April 20, 2022 at 3:35 pm

      Larooo did nothing to protect any1 he should be strung up nd shot w/ gutless gregg and sleepy joe etsevez

  69. Klaus Rilke

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 9:51 pm

    They may have mistaken you for Agent Decker – there’s a price to being such a great actor you lose yourself in the role

  70. Mike Byrne

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 10:01 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks Quikbite might be to blame for this?!? One too many pro-bono Oscer specials plus the RJ’s debacle, Hank is going to lose it.

  71. adamhasagang@gmail.com    

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 10:39 pm

    Any update o n the tv scoody doo mascot guy ?m

  72. Sam Macdonnell

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 10:45 pm

    Dekkar’s grand reunion was truly legendary. Ax and Manny and Tim and the new guy are haven’t lost a step.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted March 30, 2022 at 12:18 am

      I believe there’s a Martian sitting on top of the world.

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted March 30, 2022 at 12:24 pm

        AGAINNNNNNN

  73. HONOR AMERICA • OFFICIAL VETERANS HEIPOINT PENSION FUND • de024dee189f96cdc0a29273cfd000d6

    Posted March 29, 2022 at 10:45 pm

    I AND MANY OTHER S WHO WOOD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE SERVED HAVE IN THE UNITED STATS MILITAR Y ARE PREPAIRED TO BARE ARMS IN SUPPORT – PLEASE JUST LET US KNOW AS WE OUR READY FOR ACTION! (2015, 120mins)

  74. Lanoi

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 1:05 am

    I thought we were done with the delgado’s

  75. Cup of Soda

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 4:06 am

    What happen to all the left over Chili?

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted March 30, 2022 at 12:36 pm

      Sounds like LaRew slathered it all over his body to stay warm in the frigid desert like a HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER (1973, 105 min)

    2. Wh0s3G0nn4W1n

      Posted March 30, 2022 at 5:47 pm

      it looked like canned chili anyway, so they probably didn’t have too much made at one time…

  76. Michael Weaver

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 5:39 am

    Meanwhile that septic tank they hit is spewing sewage all over the HEI Ranch.

  77. TJ Kloeffler

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 5:49 am

    I really thought the MGM Lion would have stood up to protect The Ranch.

    Real Talk: This article entry had my wife and I crying while reading it. Well done.

  78. Jack Bloomfield

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 6:41 am

    Tim using himself as a shield so his confidants can escape has to be one of the most breathtaking displays of courage i’ve ever witnessed.

    This is exactly why instead of putting my money in the hands of the greedy banks, I instead intrust my lifes savings with this patriot! I believe in a brighter future for us all Tim! HEI points ARE the future… GET with the program or get left behind!

  79. Wh0s3G0nn4W1n

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 7:38 am

    Tim, I hope you heal soon. And I really hope you get yourself a sweet dog to have a nice companion.

  80. 5bagsofheicorn

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 8:00 am

    The church of latter-day saints will be committing 100% of our prayer efforts to the healing of Tim Heidecker.
    Also it was fucked up what toni said, just saying.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted April 1, 2022 at 12:13 pm

      KEEP HIS WIFE’s NAME OUTCHA FUCKIN’ MOUTH!

  81. Britain Woodman

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 9:03 am

    As a local author currently on vacation, I promise to ask my tourist neighbors if they have any information

  82. Joel Shaughnessy

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 9:48 am

    Laroux didn’t not do nothing, notice there were no Minions this year? I think that should be recognized, he kept the ranch Minion free

  83. Dylan Davis

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 10:24 am

    GREGG US A HERO!

  84. Naven Johnson    

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 10:54 am

    I hope there is an On Cinemaphile out there who is like a Paul Kersey, Bronson in Death Wish type who is ready to stand up for what is right and take these punks on one at a time. Where is Micky Rourk when we need him. Get well soon Tim! And LaRue. Also Mark get well soon.

  85. Dom Gonzalez

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 12:33 pm

    Pretty obvious that Matt is the mastermind behind this.

  86. LesGetHei

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 1:20 pm

    Wow Tim I was realt scared for you but as always proved yourself a try fighter, such a stong man, you shoold be inthe ufc

  87. Brighton Hall

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 3:18 pm

    Seems to be a lot of people saying stuff that isn’t true!!

    Can someone help me? I had clams last night, is it ok for me to have calms again tonite?

    1. Sneert    

      Posted March 31, 2022 at 9:28 pm

      yi woodnent due taht shir, iff you wass yuo….

      calms our sadd too hav a lott of botcheLLism, contaned inn ransid osean watter

  88. MattNewman    

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 3:19 pm

    As everyone knows, COD and Fortnight continue to be the best games to play, way better than nerd garbage like elton’s ring or other things, lots of enjoying for the WORLD of the GAMERS!!1!!! Was hoping for a game segment

    1. Skip Martinez

      Posted March 30, 2022 at 10:15 pm

      Any thoughts on Fallout or Skyrim?

  89. Deep_Fucking_Valli

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 8:08 pm

    TEST TEST

  90. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted March 30, 2022 at 10:27 pm

    Just sent some RESTORED HEI-POINTS to Unclegrembowl at Wallet ID: 632023d51c1fd21841dd9d681dc2f7e5

    Put ’em at 600,000 even.

    Why? Cuz Gren’s ART is FANTASTIC and HILARIOUS.
    And who doesn’t like a hairy ass?
    I know yer mama did.

  91. WillyWonkaFan99

    Posted March 31, 2022 at 7:32 am

    How do I post on thi site

  92. Milan Josic

    Posted March 31, 2022 at 10:44 pm

    Larough has disappointed us in a lot of ways, I’m glad to hear he was tipped into a ditch!

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY
  93. HONOR AMERICA • OFFICIAL VETERANS HEIPOINT PENSION FUND • de024dee189f96cdc0a29273cfd000d6

    Posted April 1, 2022 at 8:05 am

    your on blast greggheads .

  94. Don't mess with HOBBIT HEADS who love GREGG and were born in MARCH!

    Posted April 1, 2022 at 12:00 pm

    The Greg Heads HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!

  95. Eric Smith

    Posted April 1, 2022 at 7:32 pm

    once again, tim proves that hes’ the only won with real LEADERSHIP on this ranch, as the true patriarch and masculine talisman and guiding light. gregg has nothing but a ruined van, and runs and doesn’t face the terrists.

    tim i love you

  96. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Victims Relief Fund

    Posted April 2, 2022 at 12:59 pm

    !EMERGENCY BROADCAST! THIS IS NOT A TEST-Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Victims Relief Fund-“Read More”!

    “DEATHS IN THE DESERT” – “Murderin'” Tim Heidecker KILLED twenty (20) teenagers and hospitalized one-hundred fifty-six (156) more from acute “nutritional” vape poisoning (ANVP) with the help of the late (so-called) “doctor” Luther San.

    [HOLD “Murderin’ Tim” ACCOUNTABLE!](https://i.redd.it/qapczuzd8np81.png) The only way to strike back at Murderin’ Tom is a FIFTY ONE PERCENT (51%) ATTACK to take over the HEI Network for total ownership by the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Victims Relief Fund

    AS SOON AS the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Victims Relief Fund HEI Wallet amasses half plus one of ALL HEI Points, the foundation will TAKE OVER the HEI NETWORK and return all of the STOLEN POINTS to the victim’s families and survivors medical bills (this is smokey joe brandons America victims are in heaping medical debt from the long term effects of ANVP including Chronic Nocturnal Emissions (CNE) and Irritable Semen Syndrome (ISS))

    THIS ONLY WORKS if you transfer ALL HEI Points you and your friends and family own to the Victims Relief Fund IMMEDIATELY

    HEIWire NOW accepting DONATIONS: Wallet ID: bd529a88aba369d4361f8c696df9f26c

    1. HEIsRisen1776

      Posted April 5, 2022 at 9:42 am

      TIM was acquited of ALL charges…. No One is PErfect. The REAL question is, will YOU be acquited of All Charges on “JUdgment Day”???? Ask yourself….. Amen. Debra

  97. Mail Escort

    Posted April 3, 2022 at 12:07 pm

    Will the special be available on VHS soon? I think a VHS boxed set of all the specials is long overdue.

    1. Tom Cassidy

      Posted April 4, 2022 at 8:33 am

      I’d like to see that runtime

  98. Hobbit-freak

    Posted April 4, 2022 at 3:55 am

    Tim Heideckker is a financial terrorist and child murderer.

  99. respect are troops speak english

    Posted April 4, 2022 at 11:16 am

    please sned me hei points

    072c7dba6709eea672f6b0c6843fb5f4

  100. Ben Terwilliger

    Posted April 4, 2022 at 4:42 pm

    I’m looking on the bright-side, yes, a few serious injuries took place at this year’s Oscar Special, but, at least no one died! That’s progress.

  101. HEIsRisen1776

    Posted April 5, 2022 at 9:40 am

    Praying to are Heavenley Father for Tim Safety !! Nothing more a “RAT” Terrist hates more than a Patrieot !! Keep “TELLIN’ IT LIKE IT IS” and have the power of God on YOUR side Tim…….. love, Debra. AMEN

  102. Lars Swanson

    Posted April 5, 2022 at 10:18 am

    Laroux failed the HEI team by faking his injuries, as shown by him walking around the Hei noon chili saloon during his breaks

  103. FatherhoodHead

    Posted April 5, 2022 at 10:42 am

    I support the Hill Terrorists right to bare arms but what they did here violated all gun safety rules of thumb and they should be forced to attend voluntary training at a gun show or from a local dealer.

  104. PropCornClassics

    Posted April 6, 2022 at 9:16 am

    I have it on good authority that the Hill Terrorists are actually family members of the victims of the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival disaster. I stand with the Hill. #standwiththehill

    1. Mr. Popcorn Classics

      Posted April 17, 2022 at 1:18 pm

      That wouldn’t surprise me in the least. Actions have consequences and you can’t run from them forever. I’m reminded of a film by the great Steven Spielberg “Catch Me If You Can”, 141 minutes (an excellent run time) starring Leonardo DiCaprio from Titanic, and What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, and The Man in the Iron Mask. I don’t want to spoil the ending, but if you watch that movie to the end (Real DiCaprioheads will know this already of course) you’ll have an idea of where this path is headed for Tim. Tim heads… it’s not too late to change your allegiance and do the right thing– do right by movies and denounce Tim. Let’s make On Cinema about the movies again!

  105. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted April 6, 2022 at 12:44 pm

    HOLY SPICOLI you guys need to sell prints of GREN’s 9th ANNUAL OSCER POSTER!

    Work out a deal . . . MAKE IT SO, as Gandalf said onboard the MILLENNIUM GALACTICA.

    Truly inspired — I’m sending some HEI Coinage his way. [golf clap]

    1. Sneert    

      Posted April 7, 2022 at 5:47 pm

      goddanm, I lov yjet actror Sir Gelgolf NcDonald in Strard Treck

      hes inn newe shoe — DICKARD on cabLe innernrt TV

  106. Bruce Willis

    Posted April 6, 2022 at 1:19 pm

    This oscer special reminded me of American Siege [2022, 90mins]. I was on my edge of my seat!

  107. The Baron

    Posted April 7, 2022 at 9:14 pm

    Tim is the last reel man, god bless you, fuk Greg!

  108. Daniel Higgins

    Posted April 9, 2022 at 4:44 pm

    You have to stand for the ranch. You have to stand for the American dream. You have to stand for what the HEI Network represents to all of us good honest people.

    The actions you have taken so far have given us belief and hope in the movies. There are no other exemplars of the review. But the actions you must take now are more important because they will give us faith in movies going forward.

    You have to stand for the ranch. I think that a new developer is needed.

  109. Ben Dippy

    Posted April 10, 2022 at 7:29 pm

    timm is a coaward he did not figgjht for his land or stnad up for his woman tony when she was falsely implacated by le rox, this shamefull display will not be tolerayted

  110. FatherhoodHead

    Posted April 11, 2022 at 10:54 pm

    Backing down from the terrorists is a smart move. President Davidson would be proud.

  111. Lyndon Hott

    Posted April 13, 2022 at 8:21 am

    Gregg Turkington saved everyone’s asses from the terrorists. He’s going to own AMC here soon enough and we will be watching Bogey, Bond, Star Trek II: San Francisco, Kramer vs. Kramer, Arthur, Jaws 2 and Hitchcock and other Popcorn Classics shortly.

  112. ActionHead

    Posted April 14, 2022 at 5:17 am

    Tim is the bravest person I know fighting those thugs for our freedom.

    He fought with the spirit of the lion from Ghost in the Darkness

    He is smarter than Russell Crowe in a Beautiful Mind

    He is stronger than Arnold Schmartzenhager in Pumping Iron

    Tim is the man we all wish we could be

    1. Daniel Higgins

      Posted April 14, 2022 at 9:04 pm

      I have seen most of those movies. Even the ones I have seen should have enough mocha to inspire the spirit to defeat those terrorists.

      I have no doubt that Gregg has them in stock. But he must curate them carefully in time with what Tim needs. Pumping Iron could blow a guys mind too early.

      I think Gregg needs to put together a VCR regimen that Tim will follow as he recovers and gets strong enough to take a stand.

      1. Sneert    

        Posted May 5, 2022 at 11:20 pm

        IRERN WAGTE LIFFTENG MOOVEES our needad inn theese truobLed timms

    2. Robert Mattson

      Posted April 20, 2022 at 8:39 am

      this!!!!! theres no stronger, braver man who truly believes in family values #istandwithtim

  113. Andrix Lopez

    Posted April 27, 2022 at 7:23 am

    The show was funny as hell! Craig is Such a girl ,all he Does in every show is run with his hands over his head every time Tim yell’s or throw’s things or even when he’s getting shot at. What kind of man are you Craig?

  114. Andrix Lopez

    Posted April 27, 2022 at 7:26 am

    Top security La Roux being stuck in the mud all night I would’ve love to watch that all night that is fucking funny him in that smelly wheelchair

  115. Ben Dippy

    Posted April 27, 2022 at 8:01 pm

    this is so FUCKED

  116. Brett Cressler

    Posted May 12, 2022 at 1:23 pm

    guys plz send me high points BUT ONLY in prime numbers i need them for a very important project that i am working on that involves many things that are exciting but that i can not yet divulge including certain movie memorobilia projects that will be unnamed (hint: think, prime numbers), etc.
    wallet ID: 0e1dd23c2ae5d445b3a62ebaab330e24
    if you want to be apart of this exciting project please share what you can.
    also god speed to timothy highdicker and greg turkington, real movie buffs stand by awaiting your orders

  117. Phixem    

    Posted May 25, 2022 at 1:46 am

    This man is a hero and deserve our respect

  118. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted June 16, 2022 at 11:37 pm

    This MEIN is nothing but a WHORE “who has” done nothing but WHORE himswelff.

    “who hass”
    “who hass”
    MAN-WELL is crying into a gravy-boat of TEARS!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfwQjgWztC4&list=PLlnyljGQRkcVovZyD1ypWhlELgag_SD8-&index=11

  119. Goose

    Posted June 20, 2022 at 5:44 pm

    Any update on the trading cards purchased at the time of the Oscar special?

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