Emergency Deck of Cards Announcement

Today is a hallowed day in history. July Froth is more importantto me than Christmas itself, which has been corrected by the liberal media into nothing more than a way to sell Chinese made products fat and wide, yet shame you for even once wish a Mary Christmas to anyone passing you along the street.  NO, July Foth the day of American independence which has also been under attack due to the nanny state makes todays official announcement even more bitter as my rights and liberties have been violated beyond belief.

I have fiercely stood against the ill conceived fake movie “Deck of Cars” since it’s very incepcition. I think there is zero entertainment value. But, doo to the historic and successful purchase of the VFA, an agreement contains within the purchase terms, which guarantees a one picture deal, a point of which I was unaware of until recently. However, I have thus been placed in a legal corner to temporarily allow Dekkar of Cards to exist temporarily on the Hei Network – IT will air but will immediately (most likely) be removed doo to lack of interest. I will also be making severe changes and will do my best to fix this very poorly made sub-movie with every intention of making something that could at least air once on hi without making everyone upset at the low quality.

This is a shameful day. The Deck of Cars movie will appear at some point this summer to no  fanfare or good reviews. We will move on from this low point in Hei History and take comfort in knowing Gerbil George Washington also was met with heavy losses, crossing the Delaware River and many more, but he eventually won the war and became our fist President.

72 thoughts on “Emergency Deck of Cards Announcement

  1. eyes_in_the_sky

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 7:44 am

    Don’t you dare shorten the runtime with the ill conceived TimCut! We want to see the 407 min GreggCut, a little wink if you will to July 4 and the founding fathers of film industry like Alfred Hitchcock!

    1. Jansjo    

      Posted July 4, 2022 at 10:24 pm

      I hope it’s 519 minutes!! 5 for the # of popcorn bags and 19 for the # of kids tim heidreckler killed!

  2. Naven Johnson    

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 7:57 am

    It says this was posted July 3rd. What the hell is going on?

    1. MrMoviesJr

      Posted July 4, 2022 at 9:08 am

      Add this to the list of things to investigate right after we find out what happened to the true version (Greggcut and/or Turkington Cut) of “Deck of Cards”

    2. Vasily (Vas) Deferens LLC

      Posted July 4, 2022 at 4:29 pm

      I believe Tim successfully predicted July 4th a day early.

      Stable genius, right there, I’m glad his stable and genius HEI point will be the backbone of America economy

  3. louisp_s  

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 8:49 am

    If Tim makes changes to Greggs film Film buffs wont be happy #ReleaseTheGreggCut

  4. malbeque    

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 8:50 am

    this movie will be a tour de forts the likes of which would be appreciated by the founding fathers. if president lincoln could make a movie he would make deck of cards!

  5. mr.movies jr

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 8:51 am

    IT’S MOVIE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Spruce Mouthman

      Posted July 4, 2022 at 4:09 pm

      it’s shut up time how about did you think of that

  6. 1998 Running Time 104 minutes

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 8:51 am

    I agree with everyghing in this post – except they liberal media doesn’t jsut shame you for saying Mary Christmas – tehy’ll throw you in jail!

  7. Lou    

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 9:01 am

    Deck of Cars, more like Deck of CRAP!

  8. MrMoviesJr

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 9:06 am

    I do NOT trust shifty Tim to release the Turkington Cut which is the only real and true version of “Deck” so I’m not sure I will ever watch whatever altered version is hosted on Hei. I’d like others to help me in getting the creator’s vision released on more credible platforms such as Vimeo or as a QuickTime video with a watermark signifying the true intentions of Director/Writer/Producer/Casting Director/Editer Gregg Turkingon. Death to all hollywood executives who dare meddle with the art of the artist!!

  9. TIMHEAD1965

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 9:09 am


    – TIMHEAD1965

    1. MrMoviesJr

      Posted July 4, 2022 at 9:10 am

      Wow kissbutt alert over here

      1. TIMHEAD1965

        Posted July 4, 2022 at 11:49 am


        – TIMH EAD1964

  10. Oliver Ferguson

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 10:04 am

    Not even Tantrum Tim can get in the way of deck of cars! Maybe the most anticipated movie of the year!

  11. Dr. Christopher Gorman

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 10:06 am

    Deck of Cards is going to be the first movie in history that was created BY and FOR FILM BUFFS so of course the coward Tim hates it! very excited to see what the joker and the king and all the rest have in store for us, this is an incredible story hundreds, maybe thousands of years in the making

    1. Decker of Cards

      Posted July 4, 2022 at 7:51 pm

      No Decker Verses Dracula starring James Dean was the first


        Posted July 5, 2022 at 11:09 pm

        The only DVD worth owning.

  12. Tom McCarthy

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 10:07 am

    Do not shorten this! You need to atone for shortening Decker vs. Dracula. That was what the FANS wanted!

  13. Charles Boehmig

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 10:12 am

    Deck of Cards

  14. Skip Gregman, Greg enthusiast

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 10:12 am

    I’ve supported Greg for a long time, but the fact we get this prior to “Popcorn Classics:the movie” is so messed up. I fear Greg may go down the path of Tim Burton or George Lucas, selling out. Long time Greg head but Tim makes a lot of sense.

  15. OurCinema    

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 10:15 am


    1. apoptosis  

      Posted July 10, 2022 at 4:15 am

      i find this comment to be needlessly derivative and show a lack of posting form. you must be new to the internet where we expect more engaged conversation about the issues at hand. all around id give this post 1 bird out of 4.

  16. Nathaniel Young

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 10:20 am

    Gerbil George Washington also played cards, he would like this movie to be released ASAP.

  17. MattNewman    

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 10:33 am

    Enough with the card games bs, if it wanted to play a board game I’d visit the gparents and punish them over a game of bones or ginny. I’m here for the modern entertainment, where’s the fortfnight coverage? Whats new in the world of GAAAMES? I hear there’s a new crash test dummies crossover with gta coming, how does my dumbest friends know this and HEI coverage is MIA, like COD

  18. Viva El Oscer

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 10:35 am

    This decision is so destructive it almost counts as a tip of the hat to Independence Day (1996, 145 minutes). Actively hoping Tim will reconsider!

  19. Manuel_Fr34k

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 10:50 am

    Could be a good opportunity to turn this into a musical with a soundtrack by Dekkar?

  20. values_under_attack    

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 11:06 am

    I’m still waiting for the two hour DvD movie!!!

  21. The Living Oscar  

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 11:12 am

    Some typos you might want to check for Tim. Or are you too wasted on brews and vapes?

  22. Jonathan Kington, Jr.

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 11:26 am

    Tim if you dont let Gregg see his full atistic vision through to the end I swear to god I will unsucribe from all 5 of my High Network acconts!

  23. Jude Law, from Jude Law

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 11:29 am

    Gerbil Wahington and his truwty secetary Alesandri Hamsterton wish us all a happy Christams

  24. Depphead

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 11:29 am

    Massive Deckhead here. I’ve been a fan of the “DoC” universe since I was taught to play pontoon as a child, and I’m beyond excited for its first cinematic release. Of course a true Buff like Gregg is the right man to have at the helm. But as usual with big Hollywood blockbusters, studios like HEI network will try to dumb it down. Shame.


      Posted July 5, 2022 at 11:17 pm

      Bonjour, Diamond Jim

  25. Slut4Estevez  

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 11:52 am

    Deck of Cards (Summer 2022)
    Deck of Cards 2: From? From? (Winter 2023)
    Deck of Cards 3: House full of cards (summer2024)
    DoC4: The Flushening (Winter 2025)

  26. Sean Roy

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 12:05 pm

    I’m pre-emptively awarding this feature 5 bags of popcorn and a joker card.

  27. Mark Proksch's nurse

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    Just don’t hurt Mark please.

  28. Brendan Drewry

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 12:24 pm

    There goes greg stripping away rights just like he stripped away the lives of those who attended Tim’s weding!

  29. Oscer-Head

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 1:16 pm

    We thgank and salute you tim for working so hard to make the high netowkr pure and free from stain.

    deck of cards is a insult to movies

  30. POS Klown

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 1:32 pm

    who is what doctor cards so grgeggthink such a big shott!!!!!!!! Tin no’s better an willl be AMERCIA DAY 4 juleye is real PATIROTS!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Luke Rees

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 1:52 pm

    release the #turkingtoncut

  32. Dr. Sanx Bile

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 2:14 pm

    Any lawyer with a tiny sliver of brain power would have seen the Greg Turkiton turd clause in the contract and would have immediately x’ed it out. Tim’s had a lot on his plate and it pains me to see he doesn’t have trustworthy contract lawyers looking out for him. I know they may be on the outs at the moment, but I would urge Tim to let Joe BigMoneyBigBusiness Estevez look at all of the contracts from now on. Hopefully that will prevent any future disasters like this one from happening again.


      Posted July 5, 2022 at 11:12 pm

      ON CINEMA without JoJo ESTEVEZ YOUR LIFE IS CALLING would be like having a yellow toenail growing out of the tip of your penis.

  33. Greg Burmeister

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 2:32 pm

    I’d watch Dekkar of Cards

  34. allan margolin

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 2:34 pm

    our historic war Gerbil George Washington was the best of them.

    Sorry to Mr. hei , I will be watching Deck of Cars w probably a decker v Dracula pre show
    I’m a big James Dean fan and La Rouz

  35. Cinemafile

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 4:11 pm

    What is the runtime? Just trying to figure out if I should watch or skip it.

  36. Michael Herron

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 4:54 pm

    A full deck of cards. Maganific. Supurbous. New levels of excellent need New words to describe the good movies.

    A 6 bagger if there ever wants one. I hope the run time is Supurbous. (+220 minutes)

  37. Mark Palmer

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 8:28 pm

    DoC will be the ultimate summer blockbuster! Can’t wait to see Gregg’s next masterpiece and all of the stars he has in the movie and which cards each will play.

  38. Flexhose

    Posted July 4, 2022 at 9:28 pm

    What is the fucking runtime????????????????????????????????????????????

  39. Daniel Carlson

    Posted July 5, 2022 at 12:09 am

    Finally an announcement for true movie heads—we’ve had enough announcements about worthless HEI points and other quackery. At least when the minions hack was going on this website was somewhat related to the MOVIES!!!!

  40. Nicki

    Posted July 5, 2022 at 7:39 am

    Gregg already proved himself with his tour de force “Decker Vs. Dracula” so stop whining Tim!!!!


    Posted July 5, 2022 at 11:16 pm

    DRECK OF CADS will be released when we receive our non-existent TRADING CARDS.

    Like all things HEI, we are all just wretched marks in TIM’s endless ponzi scheme.

  42. Daryl Rodriguez

    Posted July 6, 2022 at 6:32 am

    First you tried killing a bunch of children, and now you’re trying to kill Greg’s creative vision. Is there no limit?

  43. VFA Scholar, C.F.B.

    Posted July 6, 2022 at 1:41 pm

    This will be the movie event of the summer! Just the premise is worthy of Oscar Gold.


    Posted July 9, 2022 at 10:58 pm


      Posted July 9, 2022 at 11:04 pm

  45. GreggTwerkington  

    Posted July 12, 2022 at 12:24 am

    Gregg did not write the date on his signature for the VFA acquisition contract, so everything on that paper is null and void and the movie is entirely his. You own Jack (Reacher, 2012, 130 minutes) shit, Tim. Yes, Gregg holds all the cards in this Deck of Cards

  46. Daniel Higgins

    Posted July 15, 2022 at 3:14 pm

    I think it is going to be cool. The trailer has something special that I like straight off and it has appeal as somebody of a subculture. I am looking forward towards something that will engage many different people. But based on the clips, it will surely be really appealing in this digital age, best of luck to all involved!

    Maybe Tim cannot take it that this potential franchise will catapult HEI into long term security.

  47. Kevin Hunter

    Posted July 21, 2022 at 3:38 pm

    It’s gonna be tough to top Robert DeNiro’s Joker, but maybe Gregg can redefine the character yet again 🤔 🃏 🥤

  48. Bone Eater

    Posted July 22, 2022 at 8:35 am

    Lets all pray that the fraud Tim Trydecker isnt going to be using his massive amount of influence and money to scare an innocent cinema legend in the making (The Illustrious Gegg Turkeyngton) into making an inferior, watered down HEI product shovelling the same old tired beliefs and products down our throats. I have faith Geg can rise above the dirty man and make his magnum opus! All hail the jester!

  49. BungholeBill

    Posted July 24, 2022 at 4:21 pm



      Posted August 24, 2022 at 10:11 pm

      Fucking A Indeed!

  50. Wh0s3G0nn4W1n

    Posted July 25, 2022 at 6:19 pm

    I heard Deck of Cards is a prequel to the upcoming Capn Crunch film, and Gregg’s studio is in talks with Depp now that he’s innocent.

  51. Francisco Mulatti

    Posted July 26, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    I will never support deck of cars nor any of the official mechandinse this is gonna be an stinker for sure no matter if even the talents of JOE estevez or even the JOCER himself are present this is a travesty and theheinetwork should haven’t allow thes to happeb

  52. FatherhoodHead

    Posted July 29, 2022 at 1:44 pm

    Every good card player worth his (it’s mostly hims to be honest) salt knows that you never cut a deck of cards! You got to know when to hold em know when to show them. And you should definitely show this new film concept by Gregg.
    The Legos movies have done OK and hardly anyone likes Legos, but everybody I know has many decks of cards.

  53. Devin McFarlane

    Posted July 31, 2022 at 1:36 pm

    Hi Tim, don’t waste money on this! this looks unbearable! I would prefer a new rockhouse documentry!

  54. ActionHead

    Posted August 8, 2022 at 7:20 pm

    I have to be honet, i was wurried about Deck of Cars but now that Tim has taken the rains I know it will be a success.
    Tim saved the Decker francheyes when Gregg almost ruined it during the decker vs dracula fiatsco
    it is only now at our darkest hour that we can see the light

  55. Michael Gibbons

    Posted August 15, 2022 at 4:38 pm

    This movie will rock movies to their vary core and become the new king of movies! I can’t wait to watch the movie event of not just this summer but all summers, all of them!

  56. Yeah, nice try!

    Posted August 30, 2022 at 5:15 pm

    Looks like oscer season is about to begin!

  57. Popular Dad

    Posted September 5, 2022 at 7:06 pm


    MY WALLET: ba672e023d32edd5c21626e352c8fdb9


  58. Spray

    Posted October 21, 2022 at 4:01 pm

    Amen God Bless

  59. wateringcan  

    Posted December 16, 2022 at 3:37 pm

    You said it yourself: “severe changes.” I need to know the REAL running time of Deck of Cards! #ReleaseTheTurkingtonCut

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