The HEI Network is proud to announce it will begin airing its new series ‘On Cinema On Demand’  hosted by Tim Heidecker and Joseph “Joey Patron” Patrocelli and will feature new movie experts to discuss the week’s releases.   The program will be available ANY time of Day or night, exclusively on the Hei Network. On … Continued

After a successful 1-season run, the HEI Network has made the tough decision to cancel its first foray into morning television programming- ‘On cinema and More in the Morning,” which featured Tim Heidecker and Kaili Amato. “I loved everything we were able to accomplish in the morning show format, but our vision for the future … Continued

A message from the current President of The Hei Movie Network, Tim Heidecker  Hello Everyone I want to thank you all for your concern for my health. I am doing very well and am resting and getting back on my feet. Gregg Turkington has kindly allowed me to stay with him while I recover. We … Continued

Due to an ongoing medical emergency The Hei Network will be postponing Christmas Festivities this year until further notice.  We hope to have more information for you in the near future but right now all of our hopes and prayers should be directed towards our founder and CEO Tim Heideker. We wish you a safe and … Continued

Isn’t it funny that after all this time, and after I have been totally exhonorated by the court of law, Low lives like Mark Dwer and his cronies have suddenly decided to try and make some fast money off the poor souls who were only victims (like I) due to the now dead and totally guilty Dr. San, … Continued

Gregg Turkington who often shows up to work in sloppy attire and rinkled clothing has been placed on a 48 hours Suspicion and is barred from any movie related activity until further notice. This is a direct result of failing to review the movie The Fablemans by Special Spielberg, one of our greatest directors who … Continued

Today I am spending the day remembering the Wonderful Chest Amato. He was a wonderful person that I wish I had the chance to know. Chris lived a full life, working with his family and marrying the wonderful and beautiful Kelly Amato. From all accounts they had a truly wonderful relationship and spent their days … Continued

Although I have always believed as I still do that marriage is a holy sacrament that must be honored by all, I have faced now the reality that my marriaged to Tony Newman has no choice but to legally be separated. The law has no business being in bed with a married couple and Franky … Continued

Today is a hallowed day in history. July Froth is more importantto me than Christmas itself, which has been corrected by the liberal media into nothing more than a way to sell Chinese made products fat and wide, yet shame you for even once wish a Mary Christmas to anyone passing you along the street.  NO, … Continued

***Spoilers from the 9th Annual Oscar Special below*** Thank you all for tuning in to the special Sunday. A wonderful time was had by all. Unfortunately, a group of terroristic naybors from the area decided it would be “funny” to terrorize us during the broadcast, of which I have a zero tolerance policy for. I … Continued

During the last few weeks only a few members of the Hei Points community expressed some concern about the status of their Hei Points doo to their very lazy approach to dealing with their FDFs which were simple and available to fill out at any moment on Debmer 30 th any the 21s.  There’s no … Continued

Wendy Kerby. Who’s career i had much hope for and believed her to be of extreme talent has turned out to be nothing more than a sheep in wolfs clothing. A flop who’s acted out a charade and fooled many into believing she had talents when in fact she has no talent and disappointed many. Just look … Continued

I ma innocent of the crimes against me and was exonerated in the court of law as evidenced by the case run by Judge Sinsack which anyone can watch anytime alt all and if you ask me it’s not right to go back and relive the past its obvious that hey wife is under the … Continued

Hello mark, I dont know if you happened to have seen our latest episode of the hit TV show On Cinema but it was brought to our attention that you are back in LA, working as a Spiderman actor for what I can only imagine is peanuts. IF that. I am reaching out to offer … Continued

This week on The Hei Network’s On Cinema At the Cinema, guest Gregg Turkington used a tactic only used by communists and terrorists, a boycott of the very successful and popular popcorn bag rating system. he used this for reasons unknown but has only presented himself to be a clown, a trader to movies and … Continued

In a surprising financial bombshell development, Chief CEO of Hei Network as well as the president of Hei Inc, announced the lunching of the first ever Hei Points, monetary value currency. Hei Points, which have already begun to take the financial community by story have attracted much interest for all sides of the financial coin. … Continued

There is only one man who can stop the war in Afghanistan and it’s Kernel John Decker, special cia operations officer who could easily defeat the evil talibans in one fowl swoop he would know what to do and use violence .  He should have been installed as lead general or as a secret cia … Continued

Introduction There are many Popcorn Classics but without a film expert or knowledgable buff to guide you, it’s easy to get lost. Fortunately our team of experts have gone through them all and assembled this definitive list of the 25 Greateest Popcorn Classics of All Time. You will want to see all of these and … Continued

No one wants to watch the olimpics but many channels still offer them up as “sports” for all to see, yet no one wants to watch them add rich them as they are now only a mouthpiece for whatever liberal ideas of what is now suddenly wrong with various ideas.  Thruthly many could and would … Continued

What makes a couple work? Work! That’s the secret as well as love and commitment to the marriage’s success and you can image Tim Heidecker and Toni Newman is now very successful due to their sexual attraction to each other as well as many other factors Toni’s success is known by all. She was successful … Continued

Gregg Turkington’s premiere series for the very successful and well made Hei Network news and entertainment tv station, was cancelled after airing only three poorly received and badly made episodes. “Classic Movie Time” which was promised to be “movie quality entertainment” which would give viewers and inside look into classic movies and contextualize their famous … Continued

Gregg Turkington, former owner of the now defunct and owned by Hei Network, VFA (Victorville FIlm Archive) has been named Temporary President of Movie Related Content for Hei Network.  Turkington is required now to provide many new ideas and segments to fulfill his roal as the President of this new division, which at one time … Continued

HEI Network, a TV Company created by and founded by HEI Inc’s President of All Operations Tim Heidecker is now firing on all cilinders thanks to the shrewd business accusation of the Victorville Film Archive, along with all of its founder Gregg Turlington’s ideas and intellectual properties.  Mister Heidecker, who was reached while in the … Continued

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Spoiler Alert: If you have not yet watched the Oscar Special TURN BACK NOW and do so before reading Sunday night marked a truly historic moment in Hei History, as myself and Toni Newman along with many others created a wonderful and historic “On Cinema Oscar Special”.  Our website traffic was nearly quadroople what we … Continued

I am so excited to finally reveal our Official Guest List for this year’s 8th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special. Drum role please!  Toni Newman! Toni is so excited to join us this year as co-host. I know she will bring so much to the table!  Joe Esteves Joe’s the man, and really happy to … Continued

Hei Network, the all access one of a kind, top leader in streaming technology, news, entertainment and beyond is “all systems go” for their premiere launch on April 25th in order to present their own On Cinema Oscar Special with many guests already planned and confirmed for the one of a kind event, being broadcast … Continued

Oscar week night is only two weeks away! The only place to watch it the 8th annual on cinema Oscar special is right here, on the number one source of Oscar coverage.  In anticipation of one the biggest movies of the year coming soon., I was lucky enough to speak with one of its breakout … Continued

Let/s face it, the Oscars are a total joke. At this point any movie which you have never even heard of would get nominated if it met certain criteria. Here are the list of Oscar movies nominated to win an Academy Award “The Father” (David Parfitt, Jean-Louis Livi and Philippe Carcassonne, producers) “Judas and the … Continued

Website Creator Gregg Turkington has continued to show zero interest in making a website that anyone actually wants. Many observed that the last update to what was supposed to be a big movie information site has not even commented on the latest round of Oscar nominations has not had an updated site since he added … Continued

Axiom can now exclusively confirm that the Muncher movie will release on November 11, 2021. As Axiom has previously reported about Muncher: Hei’s expert on all things movies has obtained an exclusive look at The new character from The new gostpubsr s movie the characters name is Muncher, because he does love snacks, like the … Continued

In a Hei Movie News Exclusive, Minister Movies himself Axiom has confirmed what has been a brewing rumor in Hollywood for the past week: Ant Man star Paul Rug has been cast a Muncher the new Gobsecter movies which is set to be released this Year. Will Ant Many also be delated due to the … Continued

Hei’s expert on all things movies has obtained an exclusive look at The new character from The new gostpubsr s movie the characters name is Muncher, because he does love snacks, like the original gosh buster characters – Said Axiom, head of movie news at Her Network. This new exclusive look has us really excited … Continued

On Friday, December 25th America celebrated the CHRISTIAN holiday of Christmas the old fashioned way, with no TVs or Movies present, just the company of family, friends and presents… Often some went to Mass or Church as well as spent time having egg nog and a Christmas Roast. It was a time to reflect and … Continued

Movie lovers across the globe remained disappointed late Tuesday evening as the reality sunk in: VFI’s new website simply doesn’t matter and doesn’t work.  The website, which launched to great disappointment and failure early Tuesday was not much more than a few images of allegedly stolen video tapes and a list of movies to watch on … Continued

Just days before Christmas, in a desperate attempt to play catch up with Tim Heidecker’s very popular and successful Hei Network (launching in 2021) Gregg Turkington, accused Cider Terrorist and thief (no receipts for all this tapes) launched via.expert on Tuesday, as act which can only be considered it’s own form of thievery as Hei … Continued

With only days to go before Christmas is here, today marks the beginning of the weekend. Many will be doing last minute shopping and getting ready for the big holiday which comes next Friday on December 25th. Christmas is the perfect time to turn off your devices (including TVs and movie projectors) and just be … Continued

In a younanimous vote The entire staff has agreed to disobey California law and honor Christmas as a holiday this year leading many to recognize Hei as a leader in free speech and religious liberty. Hei Network, which will launch 24 hour programming in 2021 is the leader in online coverage of politics news music … Continued

This year, perhaps no other form of entertainment entertained us quite like “the movies” – That’s why I’m so glad I can top this year off with a really fun conversation I had with Mister Movies himself, Axiom… Besides being the former percussionist and beats coordinator for Dekkar and DKR, Axe is a devoted and … Continued

Revolutionary streaming service (to be launched in 2021) http://Heinetwork.tv briefly went offline Monday and Tuesday, as issues relating to a hack involving Minions characters being added to the website were resolved. The site went off-line when lead developers Chris Moore was fired and left without providing key security information for lead technology officer, Tim Heidecker. … Continued

In Washington today The Supreme Count incorrectly ruled against the President Donald Trump in order to keep him from seeking a second term after winning the election in November against President Joe Biden. Donald Trump had received more votes than Jon Biden but the election was riddled with fraud and deep state trecchory from China … Continued

Our American Consitution is a sacred document created by our founding fathers 200 years ago and set the stage for what we call Amercian Exceptionalism which has one wars and have become a beacon of freedom for the whole world to see. But now it’s under attack and it has itself to blame. Friday, at … Continued

In Washington today The Supreme Count incorrectly ruled against the President Donald Trump in order to keep him from seeking a second term after winning the election in November against President Joe Biden. Donald Trump had received more votes than Jon Biden but the election was riddled with fraud and deep state trecchory from China … Continued