An Open Letter To Mark Project

Hello mark, I dont know if you happened to have seen our latest episode of the hit TV show On Cinema but it was brought to our attention that you are back in LA, working as a Spiderman actor for what I can only imagine is peanuts. IF that.

I am reaching out to offer assistance and a major opportunity for you if you choose to want to have a better life instead of wearing a halloween costume and begging for spare change on the streets of Hollywood.

You are better than that Mark you have talent beyond belief and you have sugared great tragedy by your terrible caretaker Gregg Turkngton who betrayed you while I am the one who searched far and wife for. Thanks only to God for having found you, as though you are in bad shape, as I can see it would be in YOUR best interest to contract me immediately and learn that I can help you out immediately.

The good news I have a major offer for you to start in the Mark Pork Show! Or whatever you want it to be mark.

I have 250,000 Hei Points waiting for you if you would only reach out

Email me at mailto:PresidentTimHeidecker@heidecker.tv

As SOON as you can. Now mark.