WONDERFUL “ON CINEMA OSCAR SPECIAL” MARKS HISTORIC DEBUT FOR HEI NETWORK TV STATION
Spoiler Alert: If you have not yet watched the Oscar Special TURN BACK NOW and do so before reading
Sunday night marked a truly historic moment in Hei History, as myself and Toni Newman along with many others created a wonderful and historic “On Cinema Oscar Special”. Our website traffic was nearly quadroople what we had expected and many had issues accessing the site due to this issues. BUt soon it was resolved and all was well.
The special was filled with music, movie information and great shakes from RJ’s Shake Station. Although the Hot and Hard was not to my own particular taste, I would recommend it to anyone I know.
As accountability is my main concern, I attempted to apprehend and bring to justice our former, guest Gregg Turkington to justice. He fled the scene and attempted to murder my chief investigator, Laroue who was badly injured by Gregg’s vehichle (a vehicle which has already claimed the lifes of Tom Chaplain and others)
Larou is now in stable condition, hospitalized with several broken bones but is expected to recover through the grace of God. I have not had the time to visit him but I am told by Manual that he is in good spirits and understands he made many tactical errors in his attempted apprehension. There is much blaim to go around and all will be held accountable as soon as possible.
Gregg is most likely hiding out in Victorville or Apple Valley, and without the resources of Larouix I have not been able to find him. So as of now, we have no further information on his whereabouts at this time. It is wise for you all to be vigiland and on the lookout for a Black SUV which is filled to the brim with garbage. He must understand that he made many grave errors Sonday night, and that “Mank” lost Oscar but we can find a path of forgiveness for him if he comes to me and let’s me know he understands what he did.
Additionally, the wonderful Pastor Lewis has been hospitalized to treat her anxieties and we hope she will recover soon.
Hopefully all will be resolved soon.
You may send your best wishes to LaRou and others in the comments below!
Tim Heideker, Senior President of News
