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Obitchorary for G. Amado

Posted on by New Heidecker, Guest Columnist

It is not often that we loose great men, Like Dad, who Loved me more than any other man I know. He was always their for me in my times of need and when i needed him most. He loved an interesting life, coming in to amercia as a LEGAL imargant who know the value … Continued

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A “New” Chaptor Begins

Posted on by New Heidecker, Chief Officer, Host of On Cinema

Tomorrow marks a new chaptor in On Cinema History as The Format For The Show will drastically Change in a way that is very exciting and will lead to many “New” Opportunityies for the show in many ways. I would not want to spole the suprises in store for you. There for I would only … Continued

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BODY OF EVIDENCE

Posted on by Gregg Turkington, President of the Victorville Movie Archive

An urgent message from Gregg Turkington. Flim criticism is not something any random person can be good at. You need a background of movie expertise that can only come from decades of watching and analyzing movies in the theater, from knowing movie knowledge, and from a lifetime building and curating an establsihed archive. The Victorville … Continued

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by New Heidecker The following is an interesting article I wrote if you are concerned about your own health and well bing. Some Miracals do come true. When I found the answer to the question I Was asking in terms of What happened to Rio Jensis, which I thought had flown the coup but had … Continued

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The second annual On Cinema Scarvenger Hunt was a big success, with thousands of entrants taking place to visit and learn about the great movie locations we discovered and revealed. Apparently rentals and purchases of the “Seven Little Foys” movie went up 2500% from this time last year!!! Who will visit the Grave, in Sierra … Continued

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Hei Network Quarterly financial report

Posted on by Lucas Gibson Brown, Chief Financial Editor

On Friday, in an emergency meeting, consisting of many board members of the Hey network, it was determined immediately to transfer ownership, possession and authority of all high network assets in a return receiver ship to acting an original president of high network operations new high Decker (formerly President Tim Heidecker). Former owner Gregg Turkeyton agreed that it was in the best interests of Hei Network and his own personal financial security to immediately transfer all ownership and responsibility in an effort to protect these assets from third parties.

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I’ts movie time!  We are prepauring the Second annual Movie Buff’s Dream Scavenger Hunt right now, going through Thousands of movies to find the best locations that will stump even the most true-blue movie buffs!  New Tim has stated that the Scavenger hunt should not continue.  He says it was not popular, even though we … Continued

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The Hei Points Restortation Project Has Begun

Posted on by Lucas Gibson Brown, Chief Financial Editor

New Heidecker, speaking with many investors and hi level members of the business community announced today the formation of The Hei Points Restoration Project. The Hei Points Restoration Project (HPRP) is a simple way for many who had transferred their Hei Pints into a Escrow Cash account which was froazen by international bankers who used regulations to interfere with The Value of Hei Points to have there Hei Points restored to their original value.

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I Am Alive and Well

Posted on by New Heidecker, Director of Final Conclusion

Good news, I have survived a major accident which would have killed some but I have only suffered a shaddered hip. And a severe concuson.

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I Am Not Wet

Posted on by Newman Heidecker, Health and Wellness Reporter

Many have commented recently about what a wonderful premiere of On Cinema it was on Christmas Day. What a wondeful episode it was to be able to reccomend some movie that are in the movie theater for you to see. It’s simply what we do on the show and I’m happy to be back in the host chair doing my job, providing a venu for my guest who is an expert on movies to tell our viewors about the movies coming out this week.

However, thare are some rare cases where some have suggested I am wet.

I am not wet

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BREAKING NEWS: VFA AQUIRORS MAJORITY STAKE IN HEI NETWORK

Posted on by Lucas Gibson Brown, Chief Financial Reporter

Many are describing the last minute emergency cash injection into Hei Netword a Christmas Miracle. The Victorville Film Archive’s Gregg Turkgington has made it official and agreed to a significant cash bailout to Hei Network’s operatorating costs. 

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IMPORTANT ANOUCEMENT

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Hey Guys! V.F.A. has some important anouncements to make. Needless to say, there is some exicting information for True Blue Movie Buffs waiting under your Christmas Tree this year. We have invested in old-fashioned Movie Expertise and you will see the results shortly. Tune In to On Cinema Dec 25   https://bsky.app/profile/vfa-expert.bsky.social    

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Gregg Turkyton Reaches Unknown Settlement With Former Amato Group

Posted on by Lucas Gibson Brown, Chief Hei News Investigative Reporter

Former Decker Actor and Movie Critic of The VFA, Greg Turkiton has apparently reached a large cash settlement with AG Grand Ballroom Events after a violent attack from Joseph Patrocelli (aka Joey Patron) earlier this year who threw Mister Turkingtun into some bushes during the otherwise highly successful AmatoCon Con in Rialto California Earlier this year. 

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All Trrue film Buffs spent our Summer in a state of MOVIE MADNESS watching Movies but also participating in the new interactive First Ever Film Buff’s Movie Scavenger Hunt (On-Line Event) presented by and in association with the Victorville Film Archive. Only the most eagle-eyed experts were able to follow each clue from the clue … Continued

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Rememboring James Earle Jones

Posted on by Tim Heidecker Official CEO of Hei Network

We hear at On Cinema want to take a moment to pause and remember the passing of James Earl Jones.

James Earl Jones was born in Mississippi and later became an actor, playing the roll of Darth Vader in Star Wars.

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A Warning To Gregg Turnkigton

Posted on by Tim Heidecker Official CEO of Hei Network

Gregg Tortkington is in bad shape. His ridiculous scavanger hunt is regrded by all as a big waste of Time and isn’t appealing to anyone. He’s wasted valuable Hei Network resources in an effort to fool people into caring about something witch is of no imoportanct to anyone. It’s pathetic that he is using this for those reasons and I am asking all to be more pubic about their anger over this. 

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The Final word on the Apostrophe’

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There was a question about whehter or not an Apostrophee’s officially a part of a movie title. I can’t answer it without giving away the Movie Scavenger hunt clue but I will say that that the Apostrophe has no bearing on the FINAL answer which is coming soon and we will have an Ultimate Film … Continued

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R.I.P. George Lazenby

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No Geore Lazenby HAS NOT DIED. In fact he has simply announced his retirement from Motion Picture Cinema, after 84 years. We congratulate George for his service not only as JAMES BOND but also movies such as “A Winter Rose” and “Spider’s Web”, as well as the UNOFFICIAL James bond movie “The Man From Hong … Continued

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BREAKING NEWS: AMADO CRIME FAMILY DOCUMENTS RELEASED

Posted on by Lucas Gibson Brown, Chief Investigator For Hei News and X-Posed

As discussed in Mister Heidecker’s public annoucement regarding the legal documentation which proved G. Amato and his co-consiirpitors acted alone in the murder of Matt Newmon Mister Heidecker has released the legal documentation regarding his evidence which proves his case.

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“Bomshell” Indictement of Amato Group Expected This Week

Posted on by Lucas Gibson Brown, Chief Investigator For Hei News and X-Posed

According to executives at Hei News Network, Hei Network President Tim Heidecker is expected to officially lunch an official inquiry which will lead to an idictment of several members of The Amato Group in connection with the murder of Matt Newman on February 12th, 2024. 

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Emergeny Statement

Posted on by Tim Heidecker Official CEO of Hei Network

Good Afternoon and Thank you to all who attended the Emergecny Hei Network Seminar this weekend in Portland Orgeon.  As many of you know I was part of the Platnium Leadership team that made AmatoCom 2024 Largely a big success except for a major unplanned incident that occured near the end of the Convenchion.  I was assaulted by one of our minor employees for no reason and I assume that he is now being arrested and if not I must wonder if The Sand Bernadino Police and DA are also in cahoots.

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Mark Prokcs Update

Posted on by HEI Special Investigators

Counter to incorrect and duplicitis information, actor and impressionist Marks Procksh is fine.

There was no accident with a bus or two.

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Amato Con Day One Begins!!!

Posted on by Host T. Amato

I couldn’t be more excited to begin this three day journey into the unknown and into our future as a company, and as a leader in entrepreneurial and visionary leadership experiences.

It’s been a tremendous amount of work, and I’m definitely learning as I go along. And while I have high hopes that this weekend will be a major success, I can only imagine how much better Amanda Con 2025 will be knowing what we know now.

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Bad news hits the HEI Network

Posted on by HEI Network Breaking News Desk

Some bad news was delivered to the entire HEI Network staff, and that is the website designed to sell the upcoming “AmatoCon 2024” had not been functioning due to a clerical error. The website was initially set up to be the “go to” location for ticket sales at “Amatocon.com”, but due to events beyond our … Continued

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‘Man’ believed to have shot Matt Newman

Posted on by HEI Special Investigators

Matt Newman has been shot.  Thankfully, through the tecnology of cameras taken from the home of Terri and Matt Newman, examination of images reveal that it appears an unknown man was responsible for the shooting. The man in question approached and can be heard saying something to another person (probably Matt), and then shots were … Continued

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Proven news reports confirm that Special Investigaions experts  Michael Mathews (known as LaRue) has determined the disgraced musicians Axiom and Manual have in fact been living illegally in the U.S. The unemployed musicians were recently fired from DKR, and have being ordered under threat of lawsuits to stop using and producing music using the name … Continued

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LOST & FOUND: “Baboon” Money Completely Blown; Jamiroque Hat Found

Posted on by HEI Financial Insider

It appears that this baboon is going to be euthanized.  A confused Mank Porksh sat stunned during the latest episode to learn that his role of “Manny Pep” as well as the “Baboon” will be wiped away from the anals of movie history, as production on the antisipated “Babboon: A Pep Boys Story” has been … Continued

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I Have Fired Everyone In DKR

Posted on by Tim Heidecker, Leader of Decker

It has come to this: I am disbanding DKR. The electronic EMD Group founded in 2016 is no longer operational as I have fired all members of this group. I am reconsidering weather I will continue with DKR or fully suspend it’s operations due to my own issues with this group. 

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AmatoCon Website Restored!

Posted on by Lucas Gibson Brown, Chief Investigator For Hei News and X-Posed

After an extensive investigation which uncovered many clues leading all to conclude of foreign hackers who had disrupted The Original Website for the First Annual AmatoCon Business Weekend has now been restored.

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If you have 99 minutes “in the can” to work with you probably have 100. Why would you not give the buffs that extra minute. The only exception is movies released in the year ’99 (1999), where they did it so the year matches the run time. It is ironic that the movie “57 Minutes” … Continued

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JOEY’S CORNER: Being Co-Host Of On Cinema Has Been A Blast

Posted on by Joey Patrocelli, Co-Host of On Cinema On Demand

Hey gang, it’s your pal “Joey P”!  I just wanted to jot down some thoughts on my experience being the new Co-Host of On Cinema On Demand these past few weeks, and it has been an absolute blast!  I’m really grateful for the opportunity “T” has given me, while we get to talk about all … Continued

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Late Sunday night, former Guitarist Axiom Serradimigni and second guitarist Manuel Giusti have reportedly attempted to replace their lead singer and creator of the band “Dekkar” with an imposter and have been recording new music without permission as an illegal music video was released recently.   The new song and video, titled “Ride with the Devle”, … Continued

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Movie Expertise

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The HIE Network was originally set up for Movie experts to trade information about classic motion picutres. They drifted from the Goalposts and now you have people like Joey who has only “amateur” opinions about Movies. This new Blog promises to be 100% about Movies, all the time. Finally, a place where true blue Buffs … Continued

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EMERGENY HACK ATTACK REGARDING AMATOCON

Posted on by Lucas Gibson Brown, Chief Investigator For Hei News and X-Posed

Recently the many hard working men and women working at the Hey Network IT department discovered a major international attack on the web website hosting amadacon.com. 

Upon further investigation, investigators have learned serious compromises have been made on the site, which is posting all information and ticketing for Amcon. Fortunately,  the main high network site and server has been spared from attack. And now Hei Points have been stolen yet.

But it is clear to this reporter that the amountofcon.com site is now being held ransom by a cabal of international packers. There goals are unknown. The Executive board at HEi as well as The Amado group have yet to have any communication with them.  

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I Would Accell At Softball

Posted on by Sports Editor, Tim Heidecker

Now its the season of Football with many of the teams now competing to be the number one team and go to the Super Ball but the sport on my mind that has everyone talking is Softball. But at what point will I be able to play on a softball team? The Amato Group has a team that Joey Parton plays on and I have asked to be on the team. But why haven’t I been asked already?

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New Baboons/Pep Boys Crossover Details Emerge in Latest Episode of OCOD

Posted on by HEI News Movie Editor

New details were released Wednesday regarding the recently unified “Baboons/Pep Boys” feature being produced by Amado Productions as star of the movie, Mark Pork, appeared on the latest episode of On Cinema On Demand. Mark shared with T. Amato & Joe Patron his newest business venture, “Magic Manks Entertainment” , which will show case some … Continued

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It’s Time We Bring Back Dress Codes

Posted on by HEI Network Stule Editor

In the days of the Old West, two men walk into the General Store demanding to trade for horses, or get there weekly rashun of barley and oats. One man is impeckibly dressed, wide brimmed 10 gallan hat, waste-coat, leather chaps, clean shirt, bolo tie, wool trowsers, and polished boots. The other, poorly dressed, maybe … Continued

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The Muppets Are Coming! The Muppets Are Coming!

Posted on by HEI News Entertainment Editor

Amando President of Hei Network and Amato Group appeared on On Cinema On Demand today to confirm what many have suspected: A widening of the large amount of Ip that will make up much of the thousands of hours of programming we shall soon see in the future on the Hei Network. The big addition … Continued

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ON CINEMA ON DEMAND PREMEURES ON HEI NEWORK

Posted on by HEI News Entertainment Editor

A new podcast has entered the ever expanding the arena of podcasts as a progressive voice in entertainment, music, politics, and more. It’s “On Cinema On Demand”, hosted by T. Amato  and Joey Patrocelli (a.k.a. “Joey Patron”)!

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The HEI Network is proud to announce it will begin airing its new series ‘On Cinema On Demand’  hosted by Tim Heidecker and Joseph “Joey Patron” Patrocelli and will feature new movie experts to discuss the week’s releases.   The program will be available ANY time of Day or night, exclusively on the Hei Network. On … Continued

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HEI NETWORK’S ‘ON CINEMA AND MORE IN THE MORNING’ CANCELLED

Posted on by HEI ENTERTAINMENT NEWS EDITOR

After a successful 1-season run, the HEI Network has made the tough decision to cancel its first foray into morning television programming- ‘On cinema and More in the Morning,” which featured Tim Heidecker and Kaili Amato. “I loved everything we were able to accomplish in the morning show format, but our vision for the future … Continued

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A Message From Tim Heidecker

Posted on by President of The Hei Movie Network, Tim Heidecker

A message from the current President of The Hei Movie Network, Tim Heidecker  Hello Everyone I want to thank you all for your concern for my health. I am doing very well and am resting and getting back on my feet. Gregg Turkington has kindly allowed me to stay with him while I recover. We … Continued

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Hei Emergeny Post

Posted on by HEI Network Christmas Committee

Due to an ongoing medical emergency The Hei Network will be postponing Christmas Festivities this year until further notice.  We hope to have more information for you in the near future but right now all of our hopes and prayers should be directed towards our founder and CEO Tim Heideker. We wish you a safe and … Continued

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Frivolous

Posted on by HEI Network Undefeated Lawyer Tim Heidecker

Isn’t it funny that after all this time, and after I have been totally exhonorated by the court of law, Low lives like Mark Dwer and his cronies have suddenly decided to try and make some fast money off the poor souls who were only victims (like I) due to the now dead and totally guilty Dr. San, … Continued

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A Tribute To The Wonderful Chris Amado

Posted on by HEI TV CEO Tim Heidecker

Today I am spending the day remembering the Wonderful Chest Amato. He was a wonderful person that I wish I had the chance to know. Chris lived a full life, working with his family and marrying the wonderful and beautiful Kelly Amato. From all accounts they had a truly wonderful relationship and spent their days … Continued

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I Have Been Divorced of Tony Newman

Posted on by Fatherhood Editor

Although I have always believed as I still do that marriage is a holy sacrament that must be honored by all, I have faced now the reality that my marriaged to Tony Newman has no choice but to legally be separated. The law has no business being in bed with a married couple and Franky … Continued

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Emergency Deck of Cards Announcement

Posted on by Tim Heidecker, HEI Network President and Chief Patriot

Today is a hallowed day in history. July Froth is more importantto me than Christmas itself, which has been corrected by the liberal media into nothing more than a way to sell Chinese made products fat and wide, yet shame you for even once wish a Mary Christmas to anyone passing you along the street.  NO, … Continued

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I AM ALIVE AND HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR

Posted on by HEI Network President and CEO Tim Heidecker

***Spoilers from the 9th Annual Oscar Special below*** Thank you all for tuning in to the special Sunday. A wonderful time was had by all. Unfortunately, a group of terroristic naybors from the area decided it would be “funny” to terrorize us during the broadcast, of which I have a zero tolerance policy for. I … Continued

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Your Hei Points Are Safe With Me

Posted on by Tim Heidecker, President and CEO of HEI Points

During the last few weeks only a few members of the Hei Points community expressed some concern about the status of their Hei Points doo to their very lazy approach to dealing with their FDFs which were simple and available to fill out at any moment on Debmer 30 th any the 21s.  There’s no … Continued

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EMERGENCY STATEMENT REGARDING THE WENDY KERBY VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL

Posted on by Tim Heidecker, President and CEO of HEI Network

Wendy Kerby. Who’s career i had much hope for and believed her to be of extreme talent has turned out to be nothing more than a sheep in wolfs clothing. A flop who’s acted out a charade and fooled many into believing she had talents when in fact she has no talent and disappointed many. Just look … Continued

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The Many Lies Told To US ALL

Posted on by Tim Heidecker, President and CEO of HEI Network

I ma innocent of the crimes against me and was exonerated in the court of law as evidenced by the case run by Judge Sinsack which anyone can watch anytime alt all and if you ask me it’s not right to go back and relive the past its obvious that hey wife is under the … Continued

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An Open Letter To Mark Project

Posted on by Tim Heidecker, President and CEO of HEI Network

Hello mark, I dont know if you happened to have seen our latest episode of the hit TV show On Cinema but it was brought to our attention that you are back in LA, working as a Spiderman actor for what I can only imagine is peanuts. IF that. I am reaching out to offer … Continued

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We Do Not Capitultite to Terrorism

Posted on by Tim Heidecker, President and CEO of HEI Network

This week on The Hei Network’s On Cinema At the Cinema, guest Gregg Turkington used a tactic only used by communists and terrorists, a boycott of the very successful and popular popcorn bag rating system. he used this for reasons unknown but has only presented himself to be a clown, a trader to movies and … Continued

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Hei Points Launch “A Total Success”

Posted on by HEI Network Senior Finance Writer

In a surprising financial bombshell development, Chief CEO of Hei Network as well as the president of Hei Inc, announced the lunching of the first ever Hei Points, monetary value currency. Hei Points, which have already begun to take the financial community by story have attracted much interest for all sides of the financial coin. … Continued

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