No, Tim, On Cimema is not coming to an End. “I’ll be back…!” -Arnold Schwartenegger and now Gregg Turkington as well. Tim has had many times where he got things wrong (MANY of his movie reviews) and this is another one. While there are disussions that will be had to work out the datails, you … Continued

“All good things must come to and end” is a famous line from a movie which is fittting considering the end of this particular movie is a tv show and a grate one at that. On Cimena At The Manor and Other similar past shows other wise “known” as My Movie Review show of which … Continued

New Heidecker, speaking with many investors and hi level members of the business community announced today the formation of The Hei Points Restoration Project. The Hei Points Restoration Project (HPRP) is a simple way for many who had transferred their Hei Pints into a Escrow Cash account which was froazen by international bankers who used regulations to interfere with The Value of Hei Points to have there Hei Points restored to their original value.

Good news, I have survived a major accident which would have killed some but I have only suffered a shaddered hip. And a severe concuson.

Many have commented recently about what a wonderful premiere of On Cinema it was on Christmas Day. What a wondeful episode it was to be able to reccomend some movie that are in the movie theater for you to see. It’s simply what we do on the show and I’m happy to be back in the host chair doing my job, providing a venu for my guest who is an expert on movies to tell our viewors about the movies coming out this week.

However, thare are some rare cases where some have suggested I am wet.

I am not wet

Many are describing the last minute emergency cash injection into Hei Netword a Christmas Miracle. The Victorville Film Archive’s Gregg Turkgington has made it official and agreed to a significant cash bailout to Hei Network’s operatorating costs. 

Former Decker Actor and Movie Critic of The VFA, Greg Turkiton has apparently reached a large cash settlement with AG Grand Ballroom Events after a violent attack from Joseph Patrocelli (aka Joey Patron) earlier this year who threw Mister Turkingtun into some bushes during the otherwise highly successful AmatoCon Con in Rialto California Earlier this year. 

We hear at On Cinema want to take a moment to pause and remember the passing of James Earl Jones.

James Earl Jones was born in Mississippi and later became an actor, playing the roll of Darth Vader in Star Wars.

Gregg Tortkington is in bad shape. His ridiculous scavanger hunt is regrded by all as a big waste of Time and isn’t appealing to anyone. He’s wasted valuable Hei Network resources in an effort to fool people into caring about something witch is of no imoportanct to anyone. It’s pathetic that he is using this for those reasons and I am asking all to be more pubic about their anger over this. 

As discussed in Mister Heidecker’s public annoucement regarding the legal documentation which proved G. Amato and his co-consiirpitors acted alone in the murder of Matt Newmon Mister Heidecker has released the legal documentation regarding his evidence which proves his case.

According to executives at Hei News Network, Hei Network President Tim Heidecker is expected to officially lunch an official inquiry which will lead to an idictment of several members of The Amato Group in connection with the murder of Matt Newman on February 12th, 2024. 

Good Afternoon and Thank you to all who attended the Emergecny Hei Network Seminar this weekend in Portland Orgeon.  As many of you know I was part of the Platnium Leadership team that made AmatoCom 2024 Largely a big success except for a major unplanned incident that occured near the end of the Convenchion.  I was assaulted by one of our minor employees for no reason and I assume that he is now being arrested and if not I must wonder if The Sand Bernadino Police and DA are also in cahoots.

Counter to incorrect and duplicitis information, actor and impressionist Marks Procksh is fine.

There was no accident with a bus or two.

I couldn’t be more excited to begin this three day journey into the unknown and into our future as a company, and as a leader in entrepreneurial and visionary leadership experiences.

It’s been a tremendous amount of work, and I’m definitely learning as I go along. And while I have high hopes that this weekend will be a major success, I can only imagine how much better Amanda Con 2025 will be knowing what we know now.

Some bad news was delivered to the entire HEI Network staff, and that is the website designed to sell the upcoming “AmatoCon 2024” had not been functioning due to a clerical error. The website was initially set up to be the “go to” location for ticket sales at “Amatocon.com”, but due to events beyond our … Continued

Matt Newman has been shot.  Thankfully, through the tecnology of cameras taken from the home of Terri and Matt Newman, examination of images reveal that it appears an unknown man was responsible for the shooting. The man in question approached and can be heard saying something to another person (probably Matt), and then shots were … Continued

Proven news reports confirm that Special Investigaions experts  Michael Mathews (known as LaRue) has determined the disgraced musicians Axiom and Manual have in fact been living illegally in the U.S. The unemployed musicians were recently fired from DKR, and have being ordered under threat of lawsuits to stop using and producing music using the name … Continued

It appears that this baboon is going to be euthanized.  A confused Mank Porksh sat stunned during the latest episode to learn that his role of “Manny Pep” as well as the “Baboon” will be wiped away from the anals of movie history, as production on the antisipated “Babboon: A Pep Boys Story” has been … Continued

It has come to this: I am disbanding DKR. The electronic EMD Group founded in 2016 is no longer operational as I have fired all members of this group. I am reconsidering weather I will continue with DKR or fully suspend it’s operations due to my own issues with this group. 

After an extensive investigation which uncovered many clues leading all to conclude of foreign hackers who had disrupted The Original Website for the First Annual AmatoCon Business Weekend has now been restored.

Dekkar no longer matters in any way to the music community and their performance at the grammys is all the proof we never needed.

Hey gang, it’s your pal “Joey P”!  I just wanted to jot down some thoughts on my experience being the new Co-Host of On Cinema On Demand these past few weeks, and it has been an absolute blast!  I’m really grateful for the opportunity “T” has given me, while we get to talk about all … Continued

Late Sunday night, former Guitarist Axiom Serradimigni and second guitarist Manuel Giusti have reportedly attempted to replace their lead singer and creator of the band “Dekkar” with an imposter and have been recording new music without permission as an illegal music video was released recently.   The new song and video, titled “Ride with the Devle”, … Continued

Recently the many hard working men and women working at the Hey Network IT department discovered a major international attack on the web website hosting amadacon.com. 

Upon further investigation, investigators have learned serious compromises have been made on the site, which is posting all information and ticketing for Amcon. Fortunately,  the main high network site and server has been spared from attack. And now Hei Points have been stolen yet.

But it is clear to this reporter that the amountofcon.com site is now being held ransom by a cabal of international packers. There goals are unknown. The Executive board at HEi as well as The Amado group have yet to have any communication with them.  

Now its the season of Football with many of the teams now competing to be the number one team and go to the Super Ball but the sport on my mind that has everyone talking is Softball. But at what point will I be able to play on a softball team? The Amato Group has a team that Joey Parton plays on and I have asked to be on the team. But why haven’t I been asked already?

New details were released Wednesday regarding the recently unified “Baboons/Pep Boys” feature being produced by Amado Productions as star of the movie, Mark Pork, appeared on the latest episode of On Cinema On Demand. Mark shared with T. Amato & Joe Patron his newest business venture, “Magic Manks Entertainment” , which will show case some … Continued

In the days of the Old West, two men walk into the General Store demanding to trade for horses, or get there weekly rashun of barley and oats. One man is impeckibly dressed, wide brimmed 10 gallan hat, waste-coat, leather chaps, clean shirt, bolo tie, wool trowsers, and polished boots. The other, poorly dressed, maybe … Continued

Amando President of Hei Network and Amato Group appeared on On Cinema On Demand today to confirm what many have suspected: A widening of the large amount of Ip that will make up much of the thousands of hours of programming we shall soon see in the future on the Hei Network. The big addition … Continued

A new podcast has entered the ever expanding the arena of podcasts as a progressive voice in entertainment, music, politics, and more. It’s “On Cinema On Demand”, hosted by T. Amato  and Joey Patrocelli (a.k.a. “Joey Patron”)!

BRAKEING – It has officially been announced and arriving just in time for Christmas*, that all HEI viewers will soon be receiving an in flucks of HEI Points to there accounts! The books were opened and it was discovered that a financial windfall has befallen HEI, and that the rewards should be turned over to YOU, our HEI family.

The HEI Network is proud to announce it will begin airing its new series ‘On Cinema On Demand’  hosted by Tim Heidecker and Joseph “Joey Patron” Patrocelli and will feature new movie experts to discuss the week’s releases.   The program will be available ANY time of Day or night, exclusively on the Hei Network. On … Continued

After a successful 1-season run, the HEI Network has made the tough decision to cancel its first foray into morning television programming- ‘On cinema and More in the Morning,” which featured Tim Heidecker and Kaili Amato. “I loved everything we were able to accomplish in the morning show format, but our vision for the future … Continued

A message from the current President of The Hei Movie Network, Tim Heidecker  Hello Everyone I want to thank you all for your concern for my health. I am doing very well and am resting and getting back on my feet. Gregg Turkington has kindly allowed me to stay with him while I recover. We … Continued

Due to an ongoing medical emergency The Hei Network will be postponing Christmas Festivities this year until further notice.  We hope to have more information for you in the near future but right now all of our hopes and prayers should be directed towards our founder and CEO Tim Heideker. We wish you a safe and … Continued

Isn’t it funny that after all this time, and after I have been totally exhonorated by the court of law, Low lives like Mark Dwer and his cronies have suddenly decided to try and make some fast money off the poor souls who were only victims (like I) due to the now dead and totally guilty Dr. San, … Continued

Gregg Turkington who often shows up to work in sloppy attire and rinkled clothing has been placed on a 48 hours Suspicion and is barred from any movie related activity until further notice. This is a direct result of failing to review the movie The Fablemans by Special Spielberg, one of our greatest directors who … Continued

Today I am spending the day remembering the Wonderful Chest Amato. He was a wonderful person that I wish I had the chance to know. Chris lived a full life, working with his family and marrying the wonderful and beautiful Kelly Amato. From all accounts they had a truly wonderful relationship and spent their days … Continued

Although I have always believed as I still do that marriage is a holy sacrament that must be honored by all, I have faced now the reality that my marriaged to Tony Newman has no choice but to legally be separated. The law has no business being in bed with a married couple and Franky … Continued

Today is a hallowed day in history. July Froth is more importantto me than Christmas itself, which has been corrected by the liberal media into nothing more than a way to sell Chinese made products fat and wide, yet shame you for even once wish a Mary Christmas to anyone passing you along the street.  NO, … Continued

***Spoilers from the 9th Annual Oscar Special below*** Thank you all for tuning in to the special Sunday. A wonderful time was had by all. Unfortunately, a group of terroristic naybors from the area decided it would be “funny” to terrorize us during the broadcast, of which I have a zero tolerance policy for. I … Continued