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Decker is Needed Now

Posted on by HEI Network Senior War Correspondent

There is only one man who can stop the war in Afghanistan and it’s Kernel John Decker, special cia operations officer who could easily defeat the evil talibans in one fowl swoop he would know what to do and use violence .  He should have been installed as lead general or as a secret cia … Continued

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25 Essential Popcorn Classics Any Serious Buff NEEDS To Own

Posted on by Gregg Turkington, Senior Hei Film Expert, Former VFA President

Introduction There are many Popcorn Classics but without a film expert or knowledgable buff to guide you, it’s easy to get lost. Fortunately our team of experts have gone through them all and assembled this definitive list of the 25 Greateest Popcorn Classics of All Time. You will want to see all of these and … Continued

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The Olimpics are a complete joke

Posted on by HEI Sports Desk

No one wants to watch the olimpics but many channels still offer them up as “sports” for all to see, yet no one wants to watch them add rich them as they are now only a mouthpiece for whatever liberal ideas of what is now suddenly wrong with various ideas.  Thruthly many could and would … Continued

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Tim and Toni: A Match Made In Heaven

Posted on by HEI Network Relationship Expert

What makes a couple work? Work! That’s the secret as well as love and commitment to the marriage’s success and you can image Tim Heidecker and Toni Newman is now very successful due to their sexual attraction to each other as well as many other factors Toni’s success is known by all. She was successful … Continued

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BREAKING NEWS: Classic Movie Time Cancelled Due To Low Ratings, Quality

Posted on by HEI Network Entertainment News Team

Gregg Turkington’s premiere series for the very successful and well made Hei Network news and entertainment tv station, was cancelled after airing only three poorly received and badly made episodes. “Classic Movie Time” which was promised to be “movie quality entertainment” which would give viewers and inside look into classic movies and contextualize their famous … Continued

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BIG CHANGES IN STOAR FOR HEI NETWORK MOVIES DEPARTMENT

Posted on by HEI Network Senior Movie Writer

Gregg Turkington, former owner of the now defunct and owned by Hei Network, VFA (Victorville FIlm Archive) has been named Temporary President of Movie Related Content for Hei Network.  Turkington is required now to provide many new ideas and segments to fulfill his roal as the President of this new division, which at one time … Continued

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VFA ACQUISITION PRAISED BY ALL

Posted on by John Dover, Chief HEI Business Editor

HEI Network, a TV Company created by and founded by HEI Inc’s President of All Operations Tim Heidecker is now firing on all cilinders thanks to the shrewd business accusation of the Victorville Film Archive, along with all of its founder Gregg Turlington’s ideas and intellectual properties.  Mister Heidecker, who was reached while in the … Continued

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WONDERFUL “ON CINEMA OSCAR SPECIAL” MARKS HISTORIC DEBUT FOR HEI NETWORK TV STATION

Posted on by Tim Heidecker, Senior President of News

Spoiler Alert: If you have not yet watched the Oscar Special TURN BACK NOW and do so before reading Sunday night marked a truly historic moment in Hei History, as myself and Toni Newman along with many others created a wonderful and historic “On Cinema Oscar Special”.  Our website traffic was nearly quadroople what we … Continued

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Official Oscar Special Guest List Revealed

Posted on by HEI Newark Oscar Special Reporter

I am so excited to finally reveal our Official Guest List for this year’s 8th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special. Drum role please!  Toni Newman! Toni is so excited to join us this year as co-host. I know she will bring so much to the table!  Joe Esteves Joe’s the man, and really happy to … Continued

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Hei Network Preps for It’s Big Debue Next Sunday

Posted on by Hei News Staff Reporter

Hei Network, the all access one of a kind, top leader in streaming technology, news, entertainment and beyond is “all systems go” for their premiere launch on April 25th in order to present their own On Cinema Oscar Special with many guests already planned and confirmed for the one of a kind event, being broadcast … Continued

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MEMBER EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Muncher Himself

Posted on by President of HEI adn VFA Tim Heidecker

Oscar week night is only two weeks away! The only place to watch it the 8th annual on cinema Oscar special is right here, on the number one source of Oscar coverage.  In anticipation of one the biggest movies of the year coming soon., I was lucky enough to speak with one of its breakout … Continued

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Hei Network OSCAR ANALYIST

Posted on by Hei Executive TIm Heidecker

Let/s face it, the Oscars are a total joke. At this point any movie which you have never even heard of would get nominated if it met certain criteria. Here are the list of Oscar movies nominated to win an Academy Award “The Father” (David Parfitt, Jean-Louis Livi and Philippe Carcassonne, producers) “Judas and the … Continued

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VFA Continues To Dissapoint With Zero Updates In Many Months

Posted on by HEI Network Senior Edtior

Website Creator Gregg Turkington has continued to show zero interest in making a website that anyone actually wants. Many observed that the last update to what was supposed to be a big movie information site has not even commented on the latest round of Oscar nominations has not had an updated site since he added … Continued

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Axiom Has Confirmed The New Muncher Movies Release Date For Gostbusters

Posted on by HEI Network Movie Board

Axiom can now exclusively confirm that the Muncher movie will release on November 11, 2021. As Axiom has previously reported about Muncher: Hei’s expert on all things movies has obtained an exclusive look at The new character from The new gostpubsr s movie the characters name is Muncher, because he does love snacks, like the … Continued

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Mister Muncher Actor News Now Revealed

Posted on by HEI Network Movie Board

In a Hei Movie News Exclusive, Minister Movies himself Axiom has confirmed what has been a brewing rumor in Hollywood for the past week: Ant Man star Paul Rug has been cast a Muncher the new Gobsecter movies which is set to be released this Year. Will Ant Many also be delated due to the … Continued

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EXCLUSIVE GOSBUSTER INFORMATION

Posted on by HEI Network Entertainment News Team

Hei’s expert on all things movies has obtained an exclusive look at The new character from The new gostpubsr s movie the characters name is Muncher, because he does love snacks, like the original gosh buster characters – Said Axiom, head of movie news at Her Network. This new exclusive look has us really excited … Continued

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Millions Celebrate Christmas The Old Fashioned Way

Posted on by HEI News Staff

On Friday, December 25th America celebrated the CHRISTIAN holiday of Christmas the old fashioned way, with no TVs or Movies present, just the company of family, friends and presents… Often some went to Mass or Church as well as spent time having egg nog and a Christmas Roast. It was a time to reflect and … Continued

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VFA Flop Site Continues To Dissapoint

Posted on by HEI News Staff

Movie lovers across the globe remained disappointed late Tuesday evening as the reality sunk in: VFI’s new website simply doesn’t matter and doesn’t work.  The website, which launched to great disappointment and failure early Tuesday was not much more than a few images of allegedly stolen video tapes and a list of movies to watch on … Continued

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Failed Movie Critic Misfires on Website Launch

Posted on by Hei News Staff Reporter

Just days before Christmas, in a desperate attempt to play catch up with Tim Heidecker’s very popular and successful Hei Network (launching in 2021) Gregg Turkington, accused Cider Terrorist and thief (no receipts for all this tapes) launched via.expert on Tuesday, as act which can only be considered it’s own form of thievery as Hei … Continued

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IT’S The Weekend Before Christmas

Posted on by Hei News Staff Reporter

With only days to go before Christmas is here, today marks the beginning of the weekend. Many will be doing last minute shopping and getting ready for the big holiday which comes next Friday on December 25th. Christmas is the perfect time to turn off your devices (including TVs and movie projectors) and just be … Continued

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Hei Network Officially Honors Christmas

Posted on by Hei News Staff Reporter

In a younanimous vote The entire staff has agreed to disobey California law and honor Christmas as a holiday this year leading many to recognize Hei as a leader in free speech and religious liberty. Hei Network, which will launch 24 hour programming in 2021 is the leader in online coverage of politics news music … Continued

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Exclusive Interview with Mister Movies

Posted on by Tim Heidecker

This year, perhaps no other form of entertainment entertained us quite like “the movies” – That’s why I’m so glad I can top this year off with a really fun conversation I had with Mister Movies himself, Axiom… Besides being the former percussionist and beats coordinator for Dekkar and DKR, Axe is a devoted and … Continued

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BREAKING NEWS: HEI Network Website Back Online

Posted on by Hei News Staff Reporter

Revolutionary streaming service (to be launched in 2021) http://Heinetwork.tv briefly went offline Monday and Tuesday, as issues relating to a hack involving Minions characters being added to the website were resolved. The site went off-line when lead developers Chris Moore was fired and left without providing key security information for lead technology officer, Tim Heidecker. … Continued

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HEI OPINIONS: A Jury Of Our Piers

Posted on by HEI Chief Content Developer

Our American Consitution is a sacred document created by our founding fathers 200 years ago and set the stage for what we call Amercian Exceptionalism which has one wars and have become a beacon of freedom for the whole world to see. But now it’s under attack and it has itself to blame. Friday, at … Continued

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The Supreme Court Rules Against Freedom and Liberty

Posted on by Hei News Staff Reporter

In Washington today The Supreme Count incorrectly ruled against the President Donald Trump in order to keep him from seeking a second term after winning the election in November against President Joe Biden. Donald Trump had received more votes than Jon Biden but the election was riddled with fraud and deep state trecchory from China … Continued

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Hei Network Lauch A Huge Success

Posted on by Tim Heidecker

Media observers and fans of quality affordable programming rejoiced Thursday afternoon after the surprise announcement of The Hei Network (THN) from Hei Inc’s CEO Tim Heidecker. “I am so excited to announce that HEI INC will be lanching The Hei Network in 221! watch our launch video presentation or download the PFD https://heinetwork.tv Sign up … Continued

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