Rock House – Heilot
07/14/2021
Rock House – Heilot
07/14/2021
244 thoughts on “Rock House – Heilot”
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07/14/2021
07/14/2021
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Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:21 pm
TIM must have tissue-typed WENDY and realized she’s a potential future organ donor for him.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 7:01 pm
you canot be in his band without giving blood and flesh to him. They should rename it Tissue and Orgnan House.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 7:56 pm
Feels good to be in the know . . .
Posted April 29, 2022 at 2:57 pm
apple juice by the gallon
Posted July 16, 2021 at 4:05 am
No Gregg? No movies? My filmbuff review of this is don’t even bother rewinding the tape because no one wants to watch it.
Posted August 3, 2021 at 10:39 pm
Would be better as a movie I agree
Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:24 pm
Wish I could be the bad boy in Dekkar!
Posted July 18, 2021 at 10:15 am
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Posted August 7, 2021 at 8:25 pm
Skrry my friend but Axiom and Manuel has both been calledd the Bad Boy. Better luck next time.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:34 pm
Mindblowing cliffhanger!
Posted July 20, 2021 at 1:54 pm
I have NO IDEA who he’s going to choose!! This is tense….
Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:37 pm
PREDICTIONS FOR THIS SHOW (I forget the name):
>CRAIG TURKINGTON is moving into the pool house next episode.
>By the season’s end, WINDY KERBY will have changed from corn-fed Midwesterner to LITA FORD circa 1985.
>The STEPHAN character will be an uber-omega manservant like MARK PORSCHT except younger and more foreign.
>AXIOM and MANUEL will engage in gladiatorial combat on the dome of the Staples Center with a blue column of light beaming into the sky.
In the end, there can be only one . . .
Posted July 15, 2021 at 9:05 am
I think Axiom and Manuel need to watch out for this Wendy Kirby. I wouldn’t be surprised if getting her into Rock House was part of a long scheme by Mark Proksch to replace Tim as Decker. Watch out Tim!! #Kirbyconspiracy #wheresmark
Posted July 15, 2021 at 11:07 am
Wow-i gad a dream last night of the exact same thing. Wendy is bringing in Mark
Posted July 15, 2021 at 4:29 pm
Mark Probby got away! He’ll never returm to then and why wuld he?mocked and Strangled and enslaved,
Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:37 pm
This ‘rocked’!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 7:22 pm
got my ROCKS off watching ROCK HOSUE
theyre gonna get mike jaggers
Posted July 16, 2021 at 12:57 am
true web comment
Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:37 pm
5 bags and sprinkle a little auto tune on there for Axiom.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:44 pm
Woman shouldnt be in RockHouse. I hope they get LaRu in there!
Posted July 14, 2021 at 7:10 pm
Larito should come too, but there is room for all in Rocking House!
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:09 pm
they did show le’roo in the trailer. I bet theres a cool easter egg in later episodes to have his investigateive work make an appearance
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:09 pm
wheres mister movies??
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:17 pm
Watch the preview for the next episode . . . when MANWELL is skimming the pool . . . who’s that going into the garage, hmmmm?
Posted July 14, 2021 at 10:13 pm
HEY GUYS!
Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:47 pm
I thought LaRu was the bad boy – confused
Posted July 14, 2021 at 7:09 pm
He is they completely “dissed” him.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 8:07 am
you mean “another man”.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:50 pm
dark magisc
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:57 pm
MARK DASIGC
Posted July 15, 2021 at 8:38 am
Anyone else catch that minion sighting at the end? Looks like Gregg is up to his shenanigans again.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 9:41 am
JOKKER strikes again, bizzonoches!
Posted July 19, 2021 at 5:05 pm
TURK 182 STRIKES AGAIN! (1985, 96 mins)
Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:52 pm
Hoo Hah!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 3:02 am
Hoo = Hah!
Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:55 pm
Wow this episodes surprised me! You know what I’m gonna also learn wild horses
Posted July 15, 2021 at 9:42 am
Extremely complicated song . . .
Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:56 pm
I love popcorn!
Posted July 14, 2021 at 6:59 pm
WE wAnt the viperROom tape!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 6:29 am
The show is about ‘Rock House’ not what goes on outside ‘Rock House.’ If you want to see Dekar at the Viper Room, you gotta buy a ticket and stand in line like everyone else, including Mick Jagger.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 9:43 am
Or you could just twitch to death on the sidewalk.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 7:02 pm
Nothing to see here. Just a vanity project for Tim to promote his “band”. We want movie expertise and advice, not reality TV and bad music!
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:03 pm
Stop fooling yourself this is better than fraud gregg turkington could have ever made.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 7:05 pm
Is there room for the other guy from Dekkar at the Rock House?
Posted July 14, 2021 at 7:07 pm
Wendsy Kerby will make for a good Rocking Hoese Member. Her voice!
Axem needs to be more dispassionate. He is a producer.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:14 pm
Plus, she has two young & fresh lungs, two kidneys & corneas, a healthy liver & heart, and lots of pearlescent, flawless SKIN.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 8:38 am
I hope she brings Manwell and Axeum closer together just like that nice lady did in the Popcorn Classic YOU TOO MAMMA TIME IN (2001 1hr 41min)
Posted July 15, 2021 at 5:31 pm
Interesting!
I got more of a Geneviève Bujold vibe from WINDY KURBY.
Like in DEAD RINGERS (1988, 115 mins).
Posted July 14, 2021 at 7:25 pm
WOW! This is reel American Rockers here!!! 6 bags and a salute for the troops!!!
Posted July 14, 2021 at 7:36 pm
Such strong brotherhood — I hope Ax and Manuel can keep this rock house together 🙏
Posted July 14, 2021 at 7:47 pm
The living room of rock house doesn’t lie.
Posted July 16, 2021 at 12:36 am
Puts most rock houses to shame.
MYV Cribs just LOOKS LIEK IKEYA shithholes in comparissons
Posted July 14, 2021 at 7:52 pm
Shocked to see Manuel is such a bathroom hog. Love the insights into real rock star lifestyles. Rock House roxxx!
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:01 pm
Hours of manscaping . . . and the waxing of taintage.
A southern Italian male grows a taint thicket at nearly five times the rate of an average man (exceeded only by white Australians).
That bathroom must look like the floor of a barbershop.
Posted July 16, 2021 at 12:34 am
Rock Houses are a matter of compromise, much like a Treatu of Versigh or a Congress of Veyena in 1815, sometmes is jus as important – let your rock brother stay in the bathroom for 6 hours a day
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:04 pm
On Cinema should really be called On Music. This is what I want to see from now on. Forget about those lame “popcorn classics.”
Posted July 15, 2021 at 8:13 pm
With Rock House you get a taste of both worlds, a movie about music
Posted July 16, 2021 at 1:00 am
The title should be DEKKAR
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:05 pm
Wow!~! Wendy, What a voice
Posted July 16, 2021 at 12:32 am
she filled the vocals up again
Posted December 9, 2021 at 5:14 am
she has that IT factor
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:25 pm
God Bless Dekkar and Rock House!
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:32 pm
Such a great show. Without Gregg
Posted July 15, 2021 at 3:04 am
Did you not see who the special guest was in the pool house?
Posted July 16, 2021 at 12:44 am
gersg yerkinhyon is a human statue made of crapp
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:47 pm
This vanity project has a running time of only 16:58, has little movie-related content and is unavailable on VHS. True buffs will look elsewhere.
Posted July 16, 2021 at 3:41 pm
Dotn worrie! I can put this classicc on a VHS tape fro you. Reel film bluffs know that VCR player tapes are the souperier 4mat
Posted July 21, 2021 at 9:44 am
>COMA (1978, 113 mins)
>PARTS: THE CLONUS HORROR (1979, 90 mins)
>THE ISLAND (2005, 136 mins)
Posted November 26, 2021 at 2:51 am
The VVVV is on it! We’ll have the whole series catalogued on an easy-to-access and easy-to-code 4-tape collection.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:49 pm
Well you know what, I went into this skeptical (where is Classic Movie Time #4, Tim??), but honestly, I must say that I was gripped from minute one! This felt almost like a movie, albeit a much shorter movie than I am accustomed to seeing. Will the subsequent Rock Houses be full documentary length? Please keep us all informed.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:59 pm
Documentaries aren’t really movies.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 8:55 pm
Incredible and emotional
Posted July 16, 2021 at 12:31 am
THIS iS CARRECT subjective internet post
Posted July 14, 2021 at 9:01 pm
This seems like a documentary, which as we all know are not real movies.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 9:27 pm
I agree with Manuel – Axiom is being way too old-fashioned.
Posted July 16, 2021 at 1:04 am
but No WEMAN allowed in rock house
ALTHOUGH tekacally, I guess Tim/ HEY Networks paus the rent and TIm demands she stay there, so in that regard, I suppose a WAMON IS aloud in The Rick House, but it goes against what The God Of Rockk wanrs.
But yes, it IS Tim.s money, rent, jouse, and overall ruless…
or his wife;s money and Tim’s every thing else
Posted July 18, 2021 at 10:17 am
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Posted July 14, 2021 at 9:46 pm
Bless this show.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 10:01 pm
This show is fine if you like Dekkar music and dinner, but that is not why anybody is here. I hope this inspires the next VFA project to be over 17 min. long. I also think Gregg is using Rock House garage for temporary home of VFA doubles and triples, hope to see more on that in next episode
Posted July 15, 2021 at 6:53 am
I thought I saw Gregg in the background for the next ep. preview.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 9:48 am
I’d wager he has a dozen VHS recorders slaved to a Master VHS playing the rarest, choicest gems from the VFA. Probably constitutes 70% of the electricity bill of the HOUSE.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 9:50 am
His entire life’s goal is to make duplicates and triplicates faster than TIM can destroy them.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 5:53 pm
CAMUS wrote an essay about him.
Posted July 17, 2021 at 5:27 pm
It’s a metaphor for cellular biogenesis.
You know . . . LIFE itself.
Posted July 14, 2021 at 10:08 pm
Can’t wait to see more Greg in the show! Missing some movie expertise!
Posted July 14, 2021 at 10:12 pm
We need more conservative values in these shows so the kids can grow up into true Americans. I hope to see future episodes touch on abortion, God, and getting the evolution lie out of our schools.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 8:15 pm
Its good to listen to both sides though. Maybe they can have both the christian values that you mention as well as the true rocken roll lifestyile
Posted July 15, 2021 at 11:38 pm
What about the TRUCKER lifestyle?
What about the folks who drive ALL DAY
To be there ALL NIGHT?
I’m talkin’ ’bout a TRUCK STOP!
C’mon TRUCK STOP!
C’mon OVER!
FULL DISCLOSURE:
I was disappointed that TIM demanded a STONES cover.
I’d HOPED to see him ask A&M to learn some YELLOW RIVER BOYS Heartland American Country tunes.
Apparently, DUD NICKLES, JR. thinks his britches are too proud to beg & he demanded an outrageously high copyright fee!
Fuck DUD NICKELS!
Fuck you, DUD!
Posted July 14, 2021 at 10:31 pm
the stakes are high for our boys
Posted July 15, 2021 at 10:02 am
Does anyone know where I can find the rules for Rock House?
Posted July 15, 2021 at 4:39 pm
Anyee rules are inside Heidicky’s insane head, and will be pulled out one bloody synapps at a time. Until we all die.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 6:15 pm
“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”
FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY (1989, 127 mins).
Posted July 14, 2021 at 11:54 pm
Amazing editing by Vera Drew!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 6:23 pm
No shiznit. Crisp as PHUC!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 9:03 pm
Agreed! overall production value of Rock House is top notch
Posted July 15, 2021 at 2:20 am
It is the Rock House not the Tick Tock House!!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 2:35 am
Impressed by quality
Posted July 15, 2021 at 2:44 am
big treat for the wendyheads and kerbyfreaks
Posted July 15, 2021 at 4:18 am
this is great but its no classic movie time
Posted July 16, 2021 at 12:29 am
BULSH
Posted July 15, 2021 at 4:31 am
no movie expertise from Master Movies Axiom. “Shock House”
Posted July 15, 2021 at 5:35 am
Just goes to show you that movie reviews aren’t the most important thing in the world. Sometimes it’s all about rock and cooking. Hope Greg watched this.
Posted July 16, 2021 at 12:28 am
Greg can;t dance or rocj
really, he has no moer reasson be alivve
Posted July 15, 2021 at 8:09 am
This is the worst content I have ever seen.
Posted July 16, 2021 at 12:28 am
incorrect internet subjective post!!
This ROCK, brother!!
maybe you no think how cook or Stones music?
Prob nott!!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 8:09 am
As a KerbyHead from day 1, I was so happy to see Wendy appear at their doorstep. She’s the secret ingredient that Dekkar needs!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 8:17 pm
Its always good to add new members. maybe next episode Jimmy McNichol can show up to the Rock House and he can join Dekkar as well. If the boys are looking for a star they need to look no further
Posted July 16, 2021 at 12:26 am
She is filling up the empty bottle of Rock Houes
Posted July 15, 2021 at 8:50 am
Maybe LaRoo should investigate that Wendy wasn’t using autotune in the rock house?? I’m still not convinced.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 9:20 am
rock on dekkar!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 9:22 am
better tham Rolleng Stones
It’s hard to tell if they BREAK UP FOREVER at the end but the previews suggest MAYBE THEY DO NOT break up forever, which is good. If Manuol can’t control his unnatural ATTRACTIONS TO WOMEN (gross!!!) maybe Dekkar / DRK can forge on with a new guitarist that isn’t SOME PUSSY HOUND. Maybe a celibate rocker like Dave Navarro or Slash? I know they CANNOT COOK CAPARESE like real italians but too much WOMEN RUINS ROCK!!!!
NOT Wnedy though. She’s OK. NO MORE CHICKS though damn it!!! stupid female ruin everything rock!!! Except Wenddy, she’s alright.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 10:01 am
Women RUIN rock?
>Chrissie Hynde
>Debbie Harry
>Patti Smith
>Christine McVie
>Stevie Nicks
>Joan Jett
>Lita Ford
>Tina Turner
>Nancy Wilson
>Ann Wilson
>Liz Phair
>Kim Gordon
>Polly Jean Harvey
. . . would all like to have a word with you in the alley out back. Hope you like cracked nuts.
And . . . since none of us would be here without WOMEN, then haven’t women made ROCK POSSIBLE?
You sound like you may have suffered a dry-land diving accident, or perhaps vaped Nepalese caterpillar fungus.
Either way, you’re no Mike Jagger.
Posted July 16, 2021 at 12:22 am
None of thes woman can plau good rock. You ptove my point with thes list of women who have rouned rick bands with there makeup and perfyume needs ruineng the tour vans.
However, Patti Smith is a good writer of books, so that is somethinh
Posted July 16, 2021 at 7:36 am
You’re thinking of Patty Smyth aka THE WARRIOR.
And you speak like a child born of Cesarean section:
As everyone knows, a man who does not pass through the loins of a woman is born without a SOUL.
If you’re a ginger & a C-section, then you have NEGATIVE SOUL.
If you’re a ginger, a C-section, AND you become a lawyer, then you’re so SOULLESS that you should just kill yourself as quickly as possible . . . there’s nothing in your vessel.
You are an eternally EMPTY BOTTLE, never to be filled up even once.
Posted July 17, 2021 at 5:30 pm
(I’d love to see WINDEE KURBEE do a cover of “The Warrior” by-the-bye.)
Posted July 15, 2021 at 10:00 am
This showed the kind of true integrity we have come to expect from Dekkar, sticking with their promise of making dinner and also taking the time to learn such a complicated song as wild horses. And the song and the sauce were both good
Posted July 15, 2021 at 10:23 am
You are taking this Rock House apart
Posted July 16, 2021 at 7:44 am
Oh HEI Mark
Posted July 15, 2021 at 11:34 am
This is probably one of the best episodes of televisoin I’ve ever seen. Dee was right – the sauce was good and the song was great.
6 bags and a little acoustic guitar.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 11:37 am
Cinema verite television, just how I like it!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 12:00 pm
Surprised Ax and Manuel didn’t opt to just get takeout from Carrabba’s.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 12:50 pm
Wendy Kirby never fails to leave a chill on my spine….
Posted July 15, 2021 at 4:41 pm
It is like being liefted on a cloud of easye listening gass. Floating!
Posted July 18, 2021 at 10:20 am
If something sends a chill down your spine or sends chills down your spine, it makes you feel very excited and emotional. It is one of the things I have a real passion for and just talking about it sends a chill down my spine. Stay tuned for more updates to the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival, be sure to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to HEI Network!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 12:52 pm
Wish I could try some of Manwels bolognasey, it looked yum. recipe please!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 1:24 pm
From the instant I heard the opening drum chords of the classic rock and roller “Empty Bottle”, I knew this was going to be something special. Unlike any other reality show out there– completely unique! Great tunes, great food, great friendship and most importantly, NO Bullsh!t Movies!!! just real life rock and roll from the masters. I hope they make seasons on seasons more. But I would also like to see a show called Money House, staring the financial wizkid Joe Estevez. I need that show, so it can help me shovel my way out of my severe debt and one day be able to purchase a house in the Hollywood mountains and pursue my Rock dreams just like Ax and Manny!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 1:38 pm
i think a certian member, whose name rhymes with Bim, is creating all this drama.. Man and Ax need to ditch him and rename the act.. um.. Man and Ax!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 2:20 pm
What’s the first rule of Rock House again?
Posted July 15, 2021 at 6:05 pm
#1?
>TIM’s the BOSS.
#2?
>And ye shall cradle the biscuits, stroke the shaft, and swallow the HOT ‘N’ HARD gravy if ye wish to receive the golden approbations of TIM’s transactional luv.
Posted July 16, 2021 at 12:24 am
Getting leie-ed!
BUT I’m not talking about the flowers around da neck, mon!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 5:49 pm
This had action, drama, comedy but most importantly… ROCK!!!
Posted July 15, 2021 at 6:41 pm
brothers
Posted November 27, 2021 at 6:13 pm
bras begore hose
Posted July 15, 2021 at 6:54 pm
the song sounded awesome. just wish i could’ve been there to enjoy the sauce.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 7:50 pm
Wow, looking great boys! I think that house is not too far from Jimmy McNichol’s house, if I’m not mistaken? Maybe you guys could invite him over for dinner one night and play a fun game like betting whether or not he would eat me if I was as small as a fly and ended up getting stuck in his spaghetti and meatballs and he only noiticed me at just the last moment.lldo you think he would go ahead and eat me or would he save mylife
Posted July 15, 2021 at 8:59 pm
Really good but would have liked to have seen more fatherhood.
Posted July 16, 2021 at 8:11 am
So you’re saying you want to see MANWELL JUICY knock up WINDY KURBY?
Cuz that’s how you get fatherhoodlum.
Posted July 16, 2021 at 12:39 pm
The Lack of FatHerhead reserch and tips and pointers is a big problem here.
Posted July 15, 2021 at 11:24 pm
A great show abiout rock n roll and the hipsters of LA! Where other “realty” shows dip thire toes in the waters of real like fock in rioll, this one dives deep!
Posted July 16, 2021 at 4:03 am
Tim really needs to bring back EMPTY BOTTLE I feel really sad as a HEI customer at the small amount of EMPTY BOTTLE in this episode of ROCK HOUSE – 5 bags
Posted July 16, 2021 at 6:12 am
Isn’t it rather dubious that Tim never shows his face in the RH pilot? Wonder why that could be? Maybe too embarrassed to show his face after gutting HEI of any content actually worth watching (classic movie time)??? Methinks we have a regretful CEO on our hands…
Great pilot though, keep on rockin’ Rock House boys! Love the dynamic of Wendy in the house. A Girl living with men? What?! LOL!
Posted July 16, 2021 at 7:56 am
Awesome amazing i laughed for 16 minutes perfect
Posted July 16, 2021 at 8:04 am
Any bets on how long before TIM sends MATT NEWMAN over to ROCK HOUSE as well?
He’s already revealed his barely contained contempt for the Game-and-Dew addicted, socially retarded mama’s boy.
And we know he’s sick of the piss bottles stacked like bowling pins all over MATT’s room.
THE ROCK HOUSE desperately needs a DRUMMER.
(How the fuck can one ROCK without drums?)
Too bad MATT’s only skills involve first-person-shooter make-believe pixels-on-a-screen kiddie shit.
I’d say give him some sticks and put him behind a kit, but he appears to have already ingested too much lead in utero to even pass as a drummer (very low bar).
Nonetheless, I bet TIM kicks the little Damian over to ROCK HOUSE to answer his Call Of Duty there.
Where he will fill up his piss bottle . . . AGAIN!
Posted July 16, 2021 at 8:22 am
Awesome! Love to Rock!
Posted July 16, 2021 at 10:17 am
What a misleading title. I would’ve appreciated an appearance from Dwygne Jonsson or even some kind of philosophy stone as featured in the Harry Boulder movie with the same name (2001, 159 minutes)
Posted July 16, 2021 at 3:58 pm
I love Wendy’s modest style 🙂
Posted July 16, 2021 at 5:43 pm
Good luck to learn wildhorse!
Posted July 16, 2021 at 7:42 pm
it so difficuld to learn! Like climbing K-2 for any musician
Posted July 16, 2021 at 6:14 pm
Keep On Rockin’ Boys! Can’t wait for more riffs and raffs
Posted July 16, 2021 at 6:41 pm
There’s not enough discussion about the running time of music. I’m not sure I can get behind a show that’s not willing to go in depth about what’s important in the music.
Just how long IS Wild Horses? There’s just no way to ever know.
This pilot is a failure.
Posted July 18, 2021 at 10:12 am
Hello! According to Mick Jagger, the only truly wild horses in existence today are the Przewalski’s horse native to the steppes of central Asia. Don’t forget to like and subscribe to HEI Network for updates on Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!
Posted July 16, 2021 at 8:32 pm
ALL GREGGHEADS WILL BE ELIMINATED
Posted July 16, 2021 at 8:55 pm
Woukd be really fun if there was a timer, maybe even set to VFA time where every five minutes to an hour an alarm sounds and a selection screen cones up with songs and everyone chooses a song and the most gets plated by Dekkar at that moment on a stage in tge hoyse!! Rock on!
Posted July 16, 2021 at 10:17 pm
Stupid show. Should of made a real documentary about the musical talents of Tim Heidecker.
Posted July 18, 2021 at 10:10 am
Hello! Tim Heidecker is not a resident live in of ROCK HOUSE so this show can not be about him (although he is a main character). Please like and subscribe to HEI Network for updates on Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!
Posted July 17, 2021 at 1:20 pm
Really good wardrobe in this to make tributes to costume glories of classics past.
Manual=Judge Nelson in The Breakfast Club (1985, 97 mins, costume designer Marilyn Vance)
Axiom=Marlon Brando in The Wild One (1953, 79 mins, costume designer uncredited [boo!])
Kerby=Lily James in Cinderela (2015, 114 mins, costume designer/Oscar winner Sandy Powell)
Rock House is powered not only by a love of rock but also of motion pictures, and have the power to hold up a mirror to our self!
Posted July 17, 2021 at 6:18 pm
Hot Damn!
EDITH “Mafa” HEAD gracing this SPACE?
FUUUUUUUCK!
Posted November 27, 2021 at 6:06 pm
edihT uss 1 baaad ma’afala
Posted July 17, 2021 at 5:28 pm
By the way Tim you can use that as a blurb for Rock House if you want. You have my blessing\.
“Rock House is powered not only by a love of rock but also of motion pictures, and have the power to hold up a mirror to our self!”–EdithHead2022
Posted July 17, 2021 at 8:13 pm
We let a girl into our World of Warcraft guild and our cohesion and bortherhood was destroyed even tho she was a great healer it was the worst move ever.
Posted July 18, 2021 at 10:06 am
Very true and relatable. Don’t forget to like and subscribe to HEI Network for updates on Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!
Posted July 19, 2021 at 3:10 pm
Someone tell Heycracky his murder festival bot has escapEd from a time Kage.
Posted July 23, 2021 at 11:21 am
TIME KAGE 2: THE CAJUNING
Posted July 17, 2021 at 9:35 pm
I LOVE a nice bolognese!! These are my BOYS!!!
Posted July 18, 2021 at 10:31 am
Great stuff, a real six bag experience
Posted July 18, 2021 at 8:16 pm
This movie tought me a lot today. About cooking and music and fatherhood as well
Loving the content so far, you are a natural (That’s you manuel!)
Posted July 19, 2021 at 10:41 am
I need a full season of this!! rock and roll!!!!
Posted July 24, 2021 at 12:49 am
🎸🤘🤘
Posted July 19, 2021 at 4:20 pm
DKR FOREVER
Posted July 19, 2021 at 5:54 pm
This was so good I cried, but I have had a very difficult day. Thank you Tim, Axiom Manuel and DEkkar .
Posted July 20, 2021 at 3:41 pm
I’d still rather pop in a popcorn classic than hang around and strum on guitars, but I am big enough to admit that Axiom has the voice of a Michael (Ephron/angel reference).
Posted July 20, 2021 at 6:26 pm
Lmao just let the rock flow
Posted July 21, 2021 at 8:55 am
So good! Laughed every time there was a new typical underscoring of reality TV soundtrack. lol! Nailed it.
Posted July 21, 2021 at 3:43 pm
Haha your boy Roy LaRue getting the serious brush off from Ax in the first 4 minutes “…and some man” 😂
Posted July 21, 2021 at 4:56 pm
Axiom gets my Oscar pick.
Posted July 22, 2021 at 4:34 pm
TEAM MANUEL
Girls belong in Rock House. HOOHAH.
Posted July 22, 2021 at 9:39 pm
Axiom and Manwell are the Italian Pavorortty’s of Rock ‘n’ Roll!! Pesto???
Posted July 23, 2021 at 8:28 pm
Tims incredible production talents and the plot about Keith Richords and Mike Jagger had me plugged into the TV like I have never before been before!!!!THIS is the kinda content I am paying for better than Gregg Turkington!
Can we get a guest appearance from Larry Turdman?
Posted July 24, 2021 at 12:47 am
ROCK HOUSE!
Got chills when Wndy Krby joined Ax & Manual. Looking forward to the residency!
Posted July 28, 2021 at 2:09 pm
Late to the game on this but was not expecting this to make me laugh so much. Manuel and Axiom are both stars, loved the production quality as well. Would happily watch a full season’s worth of these shenanigans!
Posted July 29, 2021 at 7:02 am
You know, they say that the stars come out at night. But at Rock House, they come right to your door! Bravo, Wendy Kirby!
Posted July 31, 2021 at 11:09 pm
They also still come out at night there too so they’re not losing a thing. It’s just more stars in general at Rock House.
Posted August 1, 2021 at 12:44 pm
Axiom and Manuel never cease to amaze me! Learning a song and stirring a pot of sauce!?!? What can’t they do?
Posted August 7, 2021 at 8:46 pm
You know you’re watching good TV when you keep thinking to yourself “When is this going to be over?”. Keep it up HEI Network!
Posted August 11, 2021 at 8:25 pm
Music is better than movies.
Posted August 15, 2021 at 7:07 pm
I hate movies.
Posted August 30, 2021 at 10:01 am
It’s going to be great looking back at this early stuff when netflix inevitably buys out the hei network
Posted September 5, 2021 at 5:55 am
I loved this when I saw it 2 months ago. no more content? what am I paying for? to watch shit thats on youtube? what a scam. tired of checking this dumb site every week.
Posted September 5, 2021 at 5:58 am
just disrespectful to the few fans that have been keeping this shit afloat and didnt stop watching on cinema when decker came out.
Posted October 5, 2021 at 11:17 am
Eggsactly.
Posted September 13, 2021 at 2:14 am
new content WHEN? we NEED Decker or DKR or anything
Posted September 14, 2021 at 1:21 pm
We were surprised to see a lack of 9/11 memorial footage. Stay tuned for updates on Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!
Posted September 21, 2021 at 11:50 am
rip on cinema
Posted September 22, 2021 at 10:41 am
Can we pay extra to block shows like this?
Posted September 23, 2021 at 5:49 pm
Boys I want more Rock House. GIve me the Rock House I’ll give you all my HEI Points bro please bro I need more. I love Windy Kirby bro please
Posted September 28, 2021 at 4:50 pm
Mike Jagger
Posted October 3, 2021 at 12:36 am
She seems cool but what the hell is she doing in the rock house? That’s bullshit
Posted October 5, 2021 at 11:16 am
Excuse me. Was thrilled to watch the pilot — in July. It’s now October and there has been no epi 2?? Tim canceled the season before the bad boyz of rock could catch traction!!
Posted October 10, 2021 at 12:02 pm
Have they stopped the Rock?! IT better not!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:31 pm
“itching like a hound” for more rock house!
Posted October 10, 2021 at 8:37 am
Axiom has a killer voice, no joke
Posted October 10, 2021 at 12:01 pm
I love Rock House. Manuel now true American rock GOD. It still blessing I allways remember
Posted October 21, 2021 at 6:13 pm
wendy must be so soft to touch
Posted November 3, 2021 at 7:08 pm
Axion you rat, you’re going to pay for what you did to him and his family!
Posted November 27, 2021 at 6:08 pm
BibaL ssayeht frum teh Lord– THUU sheLL nod comit aduLLrty so yr rite, in the gen reLL sens… but I meen woo woudnd fugh Tony?
Posted November 18, 2021 at 6:16 am
Axiom is too dramatic. Toss him aside
Posted November 18, 2021 at 3:24 pm
Better times, simpler times. Miss you Ax.. hope you come back to us soon.
D4 is a shadow of the former gloryhole that was DKR (and Dekkar)
Posted November 22, 2021 at 11:06 am
Not all pilots get picked up. This had some serious potential
Posted November 26, 2021 at 2:57 am
Rock star references? Italian food? A Spice Girl showing up out of nowhere? Why does this remind me of something I could have sworn I bought on VHS at a tape shop in Tokyo in 1999…
Posted November 27, 2021 at 6:04 pm
NEEDMORE SONGS… roc huose EPASODE TOO, cim onn, timm ware ISS teh SECUWEL too thes HEILIT thes es teh bast HoeLit –
EF GERG AN MOVEES
no bodeu care aboud MOVES
scerw MOVES
moer Roc hUose
Posted November 28, 2021 at 1:20 am
defintely my favourite heilot so far
Posted November 30, 2021 at 6:36 am
manual and axxium are idiots
Posted November 30, 2021 at 6:36 am
wendy is hot
Posted December 2, 2021 at 6:43 pm
She is off limits
Posted December 1, 2021 at 9:02 pm
Literally just spent all my HEI Points voting for Rock House
Posted December 3, 2021 at 3:28 pm
better times, simpler times…
its hard rewatching this knowing the pain axon caused tim and tony </3…
Posted December 5, 2021 at 8:03 pm
crazy how dynamic empty bottle is. first the classic original, then the incredible edm/folk remix, and now a stripped back acoustic version. wow just wow
Posted December 6, 2021 at 9:14 am
Tim, you need to get La Rue Rue to investigate this scandal that is unfolding. Gregg was second last in the polls just hours ago, and he had over 1 million HEI points in the top 50 point holders page. he is now hovering at around 900,000 points and is creeping to 2nd place as of this writing. Gregg is buying out the vote.
Posted December 8, 2021 at 11:56 am
I have noticed this too. His new lead is unexplainable. It’s funny, Gregg talked the most shit about Hei points being worthless and yet he is surely using his huge company stake of Hei points to rig this vote for his terrible show
Posted December 8, 2021 at 11:55 am
Rock House got my vote for the Heilot Season!
Posted December 8, 2021 at 12:24 pm
Feels rigged! I’ve been pouring hei points and votes into Rock House and the results/counter is going down instead of up. 🎸🏠
Posted December 8, 2021 at 12:26 pm
Rigged voting?
Posted December 8, 2021 at 2:15 pm
the screen I saw this on was much too small. They should have made this with bigger screens.
Posted December 13, 2021 at 2:25 pm
Women and rock and roll. Sounds kinda crazy… but maybe it will work???
Posted December 17, 2021 at 2:58 pm
Don’t believe the polls; Rock House can still win the write in vote. The public polls are just for show to be fair to all the other contestants. Rock House Rules!
Don’t forget to cast your vote for Rock House to tim@heinetwork.tv.
Posted December 17, 2021 at 3:45 pm
Greg says, “Oscar officials tend to award the longest film”. So given the HEI Network judges know what they’re doing, Rock House will get its glory in the end. You can’t stop the Rock House! Don’t forget to cast your write in vote to tim@heintwork.tv
The polls must be rigged; because it’s clear to anyone with half a brain that Rock House has a real story, raw situations and a suspenseful cliff hanger. This is the show! Seriously, it was the only heilot that was a show.
Let’s be honest, Larue went no where. Xposed more like case closed. Mark and Greg are my boys, but there just wasn’t enough meat on their heilots, all flash no substance.
If the polls aren’t rigged, here’s all I’ve got to say about y’all voting against DKR; whatever drugs you’re smoking aren’t welcome at the Rock House.
Posted December 29, 2021 at 7:30 pm
Rule No. 1: Always stay true to your brothers, and remember, Rock N’ Roll and chicks, they can never mix.
Posted January 4, 2022 at 5:54 pm
Manuel doing the hooo-haaa is so damn funny, its like his new catch phrase
Posted January 24, 2022 at 10:28 am
Cant be;eive thiss LOSSED the votes!!
DAED LASSED
we;; shhit
Posted January 31, 2022 at 9:14 pm
I NEED more Rock House. The fact that this didn’t win proves it was rigged, like Gregg said.
Posted February 28, 2022 at 2:13 pm
this is better than anything kieth richard and milk jagger can make and i do now it ask me anytime
Posted March 1, 2022 at 9:49 am
I lived in a Rock House with Danny Aiello when we was making Hudson Hawk (1991, 100mins). This show takes me back I wood love to see more episodes.
Posted March 28, 2022 at 12:52 pm
Q: What’s the first rule of Rock House?
A: Always stay true to your brothers.
Posted March 28, 2022 at 5:16 pm
I caught that Minion at the end of the episode. I will find out who is behind the Minion hack and earn my rightful spot at the right hand of Tim.
Posted April 9, 2022 at 5:58 pm
DEJKAR aour Tims bri0ther’s….
WEDNY BRETRAY TIMM
GERGRG BRERATY TIm
TONEY bretraYED tim
Larewysx BERTRAY titm
TWENEITH CENTSERY FOX LIONS bretray tim
four fugks s’ake, WHYE DEDN’TT thsi SHOE WINN ?
NINE site is twenny twenny, TIM!!!!!
THIS SHOE is yurr brothre[s
yuor enimeis CONTRROLED yuo
an you were fouLED! DONT ge’t fouled agaan!!
Posted May 18, 2022 at 10:48 pm
I was emotionally moved by marks Alfalfa. The pain and heartache of Carl Switzers life delivered with the appropriate amount of understatement, bravo, bravo.
Posted November 16, 2022 at 9:06 pm
StiL luvv yuo, Rock houes
AM WEDNY KerbY! !!!!!!
Posted November 16, 2022 at 9:25 pm
Ie wand aa seqeL rto THIS SHOE
moorrr then LIVE ITselvf
Posted January 29, 2023 at 4:32 am
I think the whole Hei Network thing is a sort of meta joke. We have to pay a monthly subscription for barely any content.
Posted January 29, 2023 at 4:33 am
Hilarious
Posted May 1, 2023 at 12:42 pm
D4 short lived but never forgotten! Where are the other episodes
Posted June 28, 2023 at 9:57 am
I pray to God and Tim Heidecker, President, and the whole Heinetwork that we will see more episodes of Rock House.
It is unbearable to live like that. I need more On Cinema and more. Also more Gregg Turkingtons acting, writing and directing skills and of course Mr. Proksch, who brings to life all dead (and alive) heroes of the big screen.
Stay happy, healthy and hei!
Posted November 19, 2023 at 2:46 pm
Wait is Rock House literally just in their house?
Posted November 29, 2023 at 6:33 pm
This just goes to show you how fake all those “reality” shows are.. cuz this is played so straight, it’s actually mostly believable as being “real.” Great stuff