383 thoughts on “‘Mass’ & ‘No Time To Die’

  1. Scott Parmeter

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    great first episode james bond sucks

    1. Dean Dedman

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:04 pm

      Great episode. I would have liked a little less JB but still good.

      1. Bip Henderson

        Posted October 7, 2021 at 3:15 am

        I think you meant you would have like to see MORE 007 JAMES BOND content! Cheers and Great job to film expert Gregg Turkington for keeping it about the movies and JEERS to Tim for making those poor parents of the Electric Sun 20 so sad, he should make it up to them by giving them free tickets to Bond!

        1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

          Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:47 am

          Thank you for the shoutout! We look forward to sharing more updates soon. Stay tuned to HEI Network for those updates.

        2. Daniel Newhouse III

          Posted October 20, 2021 at 3:07 am

          I can’t believe you’re still talking about those dead kids. at Electric Sun. Just let it go, dude. The courts have already decided.

    2. John Michaloski

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:06 pm

      WE WONT BOND!

      1. Hobbit Head

        Posted October 8, 2021 at 8:28 am

        What we WANT is the ability to use my HEI points to invest in Rio-Jenesis! And more Hobbit

      2. I_Hate_Movies

        Posted October 13, 2021 at 9:47 am

        no we dont

    3. EdithHead2022

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:43 pm

      Ggregg’s elegant wardorbe evokes the classic Bonds. I thought any minute Jaws was going to jump out at him!

      1. Greghead

        Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:03 pm

        If this isn’t going to be about the movies then we should all give the show zero bags of popcorn and take our money and move on. Vax block more like vax the CLOCK is ticking let’s get to oskar

      2. Kyle Anderson

        Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:40 pm

        Lordy Lordy look who’s forty!

      3. Casey Addler

        Posted October 14, 2021 at 3:36 pm

        Jaws wasn’t a movie about james bond idoit.

    4. Ashton Reason

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:54 pm

      The arbiter. Keep poking the bear gregg. Then you will see…

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      Posted October 7, 2021 at 2:32 am

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      1. Ryan Scott

        Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:26 am

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      2. Plop Slop

        Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:25 pm

        how i send point?

    6. iLoveSullyS51E96

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:39 am

      without bong this seasons will be is a FLOP

    7. Shaun Tenni

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:48 am

      I’m so glad my money went into this <3

    8. Robert Karnick

      Posted November 5, 2021 at 7:20 am

      B(On)d Cinema

    9. Heyguys    

      Posted January 6, 2022 at 6:11 pm

      ya if you want some actual real spy stuff go check out John Decker

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      Posted January 13, 2022 at 10:29 am

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  2. Sarah Massoud

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:18 pm

    How dare you, tim. We dont want Tony, we want Oscar or Gregg.

    1. johnandcoty  

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:27 pm

      I agree. Sorry Tim. Tony is not as good for the show as you think she is.

      1. DrSiwa  

        Posted October 8, 2021 at 10:54 am

        Have to agree here, maybe I’m just nostalgic. Would love to see the old gang Tim, Gregg, Mark, Joe together. That was magic.

    2. Ed Eagleton

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:41 pm

      How dare you talk to Tim that way! You should remember who makes the sauce.

      TONI is the reason On Cinema is now a financial powerhouse. We all stand at the cutting edge of a bright future because of TONI.

      If you don’t agree. I gladly offer to buy your HEIPoints at market price.

      1. Kyle Anderson

        Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:42 pm

        Thanks to Toni, they’ve got more money than they could ever dream of!

    3. nsteitz15

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:36 pm

      I signed up and have NOT received my 50,000 HEI points. Such a scam! Time to focus on the movies!

      1. Vedvook

        Posted October 12, 2021 at 12:28 pm

        NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR HEI PPOINTS!!!!

        LEAVE ME ALONE

    4. EdithHead2022

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:43 pm

      Ggregg’s elegant wardorbe evokes the classic Bonds. I thought any minute Jaws was going to jump out at him!

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:29 am

        It looked like he stole his boutonniere from a Geechee grave in a Creole cemetery.
        Under pale moonlight.

        1. Plop Slop

          Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:27 pm

          a pale of moonlight is not possible, you can not put light in a pale. a pale can not contain photobs.

        2. HOLDEN MADICKEY

          Posted October 26, 2021 at 12:34 pm

          Moonlight is just a perpetual nuclear explosion reflected by a vast stone mirror.

    5. adam

      Posted October 9, 2021 at 4:55 pm

      fuck off true on cinema fans LOVE tony and tims passion. we dont want oscar/gregg or stupid james band

      1. Facts On Display

        Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:36 pm

        glug glug
        drinky drinky

      2. Plop Slop

        Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:27 pm

        james band…more like james bland…

  3. Quinn Spencer

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:18 pm

    3 bags for Bond? Yeah right Tim, more like 5.

    1. TedInPittsburgh

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:30 am

      One of the LOWEST rated movies on On Cinema History (although not as low as Ant-Man) Sad!

      1. dmophatty  

        Posted October 14, 2021 at 11:32 am

        Don’t forget about Mr. America, did that even get 1 bag of popcorn?

  4. Joseph Becker

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:18 pm

    Was not expecting Gregg to return this season after the massive failure that has been the VFA and his assault on Luhroo. He should be in jail for his crimes, he’s lucky Tim is sucha honestt and genrous host.

    1. munglerfan

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 2:15 am

      Its not like leru was even really hurt. Unlike the electric som 20 that is!!!

      1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

        Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:49 am

        The Electric Sun Desert Music Festival and Tim Heidecker are NOT liable for any injuries occurred during the previous Electric Sun Desert Music Festival. Please stay tuned to HEI Network for more updates regarding the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!

        1. munglerfan

          Posted October 11, 2021 at 6:50 am

          More like the electric chair music festival because everyone who gose their DEIS!!!

  5. Gregg Turkeyneck    

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:19 pm

    So unprofessional of that movie critic to walk out on his duty to review. On Toni’s birthday, for GOD’s sake!

    1. Glenn Ferguson

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:36 pm

      More like “Oh, God’s” ake! (1977, 98 Minutes)

      1. Ohgodhead  

        Posted October 8, 2021 at 3:55 pm

        Haha , you devil!

      2. PitzmansCEO    

        Posted October 9, 2021 at 2:08 am

        97 minutes

  6. Rory Marinich

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:20 pm

    Total Bondtrayal.

  7. 401k  

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:20 pm

    James Bond is great, but where is Mark Proksch

    1. Kyle Anderson

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:47 pm

      Mark, aka K-Strass, has been doing yo-yo routines at the local elementary and middle schools. He’s also got a successful NPO called Yo-Yos for Hobos, which allows him to do all kinds of great work with the local downtrodden. That said, I think we’re all due for a classic Stooges bit in the coming weeks.

    2. LaRue  

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:09 pm

      Mark has been located

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted October 10, 2021 at 10:31 pm

        Yet he still eludes your capture.

  8. Ashley Brown

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    wHere are the Movies????

  9. Eric Brightwell  

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    “On Birthdays” is a GREAT idea for a show!

    1. Vedvook

      Posted October 12, 2021 at 12:30 pm

      Indeed, but there are only so many birthdays each year, and there won’t be enough time for bond anniversaries!!

  10. Phil Braun

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:23 pm

    3 bags appropriate for Bond

  11. LaRue  

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:23 pm

    I Found Mark Prutch

  12. MrEricSir    

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:24 pm

    No surprise that Toni didn’t see a single movie.

    1. Michael Herron

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:16 pm

      Leave her alone it’s her birthday

      1. MrEricSir    

        Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:24 pm

        All the more reason for her to sit back and enjoy a birthday themed movie like The Birthday Cake (2021, 93 minutes.)

  13. Timhead6bags

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:26 pm

    🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

    1. Plop Slop

      Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:30 pm

      💀💀💀💀💀

  14. Christian DeRosa

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:27 pm

    epic

  15. Michael Habetler

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    very unprofessional that gregg walked out on this episode. its the littlenthings like this that got the VFA shut down

  16. Evan Fitch

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    Needs more Gregg.

  17. Colin Peluso

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:29 pm

    looking forward to a great and polio-free season 12

  18. Daniel Hunter

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:29 pm

    god bless the HEInetwork

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:34 am

      And God bless the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival. As always, stay subscribed to HEI Network for future updates.

  19. Drew Tweedie

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    great insight by gregg noticing that mass was the first five bagger of the season. you can’t just get that expertise everywhere!

    1. Vedvook

      Posted October 12, 2021 at 12:35 pm

      Being a movie expert does not make you germ free, rio jenesis DOES!! gREGG IS FULL OF GERM! gregg more like GERMGG

  20. videogamesrthenewmovies

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    wouldve liked to hear toni’s thoughts on the new james bone

    1. Plop Slop

      Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:32 pm

      james bone…more like james holmes

  21. Robert Beringer

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    Turkington. Gregg Turkington.

  22. Josh H

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    Hei Points is about saving some for the boys

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:35 am

      I can’t wait to spend my HEI Points at the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival. Keep plugged into the HEI Network for updates on this.

    2. Plop Slop

      Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:32 pm

      i’m a boy, can i have some points?

  23. Ed Eagleton

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:33 pm

    What a great episode! So much joy and love between Tim and Toni.

    Was great to watch that love chase away the dark cloud that is Mr. Turkington.

    P.S. Greg needs to remember his place.

  24. Merchant of Victorville

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:34 pm

    Toni as usual derailing the entire segment. We were promised Bond but Tim couldn’t deliver.

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:36 am

      Our team reviewed the above comment and found it to be UNTRUE. Tim rated Bond 3 bags of popcorn, and therefore did deliver. Stay subscribed to HEI Network for more corrections and updates regarding the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival.

      1. Plop Slop

        Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:33 pm

        see ya later politifacts…snopes can eat my balls….ESDMF is my new go to fact checker

  25. Facts On Display

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:34 pm

    Something bad will happen tonite with toni and the boys. All the blamed planets are in retro. Advise against.

  26. Travis Halff

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:38 pm

    I’d give this episode two and a half bags of popcorn because we were robbed of one of the two reviews. Very unprofessional of Tim to hijack the episode. Hopefully Gregg will do a separate special honoring “Bond” and giving Daniel Craig a proper sendoff.

    1. HEI Network Admin

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:12 pm

      The HEI network would like all greggheadds to refrain from comment

      1. Plop Slop

        Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:37 pm

        its not the TURK Network! shut up you punks! go make a movie for your tick tack you idiots. When I was young we only had one tick tack, mint. Now you have orange, cinnamon, and movies! It just shows you what useless fools the youth is. Respect America and respect the HEI Network!

    2. adam

      Posted October 9, 2021 at 4:58 pm

      who care sabout bond when its Tonis birthday????!!!?

  27. Goose

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:38 pm

    The Mods will delete this but Mark’s medical paperwork/insurance history needs to be provided to Law Enforcement!! There is ample evidence that CRIMES have been committed! #justiceformark

    1. Kyle Anderson

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:52 pm

      Mark and Gregg have been ducking the calls to chat with Tim’s insurance fraud ‘expert’. If they don’t settle this up, they’re going to be in hot water with the former trump administration.

    2. MrMoviesJr

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:27 am

      I wish Tim or Gregg (or even Toni I guess) would at least address the mark fiasco to get these crazy markheads to calm down

      1. Facts On Display

        Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:37 pm

        Mark isnfree and just walking around now. You saw him in that one clip, picking up sticks! He duz not need governmental authirity in his corner. Let him alone to graz free.

        1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

          Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:33 am

          If you build a man a fire, then he’ll be warm for the rest of the evening.

          If you set a man on fire, then he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

  28. Caylen Burroughs

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:42 pm

    I thought this was a show with movie expertise… where’s the Bond review I paid for? Disappointing start to HEI…

  29. The Comedy Films of Harold Lloyd

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    I hope Gregg will update us with his #Bond rating next week!

  30. James Simon

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    I think Tim is turning into Glen Beck before our eyes.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:34 am

      Vice Versa

  31. Davis DeBard

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    Gregg is just jealous because he hasn’t ever had a chance to “bond” with a special lady on her Birthday before…

  32. Charles Malone

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    I’m starting to worry that Toni has a bit of a drinking problem.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:36 am

      YEAST CROTCH

  33. mark zappala

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:51 pm

    Shame on Gregg for speaking I’ll of the dead.

  34. Sam and Dean from Supernatural

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:51 pm

    Never had a palate for James Bond. 3 bags of popcorn was generous..

  35. Jaeson Szczomak

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:52 pm

    I’ve been thinking about all the ways I can use my HEI points too!

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:41 am

      Make sure to save some of those HEI points for the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival! Like and subscribe to HEI Network for future updates on that front. 😎

  36. Mark Proksh

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:52 pm

    It was a truee tragedyyy

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:47 am

      Mark, we were gladdened to see your new job as a groundskeeper. Please reach out to Tim, we have been looking for you to help with an important project that rhymes with the Eclectic Run Effort Cusack Smestival.

  37. Streamvanessakirbyonapplemusicspotify

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:53 pm

    Vanessa Kirby cood sing the team music for the new John Decker

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:48 am

      We love Vanessa Kirby! If you do too, stay subscribed to HEI Network for a future updates on the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival.

    2. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:50 am

      Our fact-checkers have reviewed this comment and found the information to be PARTIALLY TRUE. Vanessa Kirby’s true name is WENDY KIRBY. Our fact-checkers were unable to verify whether VANESSA is a middle name or simply an alias.

  38. Sam Alden

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:53 pm

    Lord, send me a love like Tim and Tomi’s!!

    1. Sean Douglas

      Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:07 pm

      Agreed. This is the wholesome content the fans have been clamoring for.

      1. Facts On Display

        Posted October 12, 2021 at 5:57 pm

        as wholesom as a tung sandwich

  39. Six Bagger Blake

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:55 pm

    Bravo

  40. Six Bagger Blake

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:55 pm

    Bravo!

  41. BRIAN MAHONEY

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:56 pm

    My faith in Gregg as a film expert is once again shaken and not stirred! (one for the bond heads)

  42. Anything with Tom Cruise  

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:57 pm

    John Decker > James Bond

  43. Samuel Peckham

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:57 pm

    so great and personally rewarding to see Toni FINALLY getting the spotlight she deserves! Forget On Cinema, how about On Tim & Toni ! Now that i GOTTA see

    1. Kyle Anderson

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:55 pm

      Toni is working the MLM circuit right now…skin care and shakes, body wraps and nail treatments coming soon!

  44. Glenn Ferguson

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:58 pm

    Tim’s product will save so many lives, we need to protect ourselves from the polio vaccine

  45. ryan slater

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:00 pm

    film expert gonna do what a film expert do

    1. Logan Seguin

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:38 pm

      let the film expert talk bonds! i need to know if i need to go see it this weekend! where does it rank? really needing some good expertise!

  46. Boss Hogg

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:03 pm

    dubble oh sevin always a pretty cool movie series… to bad greg couldn’t stick around. both guys looked prety handsome. is that ok to say? haha… maybe i’m getting old. praiseGod

  47. Joseph Krueger

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:04 pm

    I hope Tommy doesn’t have a drinking problem. I wish her a happy birthday

  48. #1 HEI Head

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:08 pm

    This episode was all about Toni and I wouldn’t have had it any other way!

  49. riley wagner

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:12 pm

    Whats the name of the guy calling himself a movie expert? Is his name Assault With a Motor Vehicle?

  50. craxton    

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:17 pm

    So odd that Gregg is very obviously dressed as the master codebreaker from The Last Jedi. This was the character that was STOLEN from Decker

  51. Sergio Torres

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:28 pm

    @gregg. Was hoping to get you bag rating for bond. Not sure if I should see this weekend. The 3 bag rating is scaring me off.

    1. GreggTwerkington  

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:34 am

      Hopefully next episode Gregg will have time to give his popcorn rating for No Time to Die. Better not be anybody’s fucking birthday next week or I might have to seriously consider a refund (and I want it in Hei points, not shitty ass dollars thank you very much)

  52. OurCinema    

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:29 pm

    Bond > Tim & Toni “Bonding” (watch how much “Bonding” you do on that couch, Tiom! We saw what happened with Tom Cruise Jr. RIP)

  53. Unityhead Family Member

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:31 pm

    I have a bad feeling about tonight! Please be careful guys!

  54. Chad Perz

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:32 pm

    Gregg didn’t even get to say the runtime, he said it was the longest but we didn’t even get to hear by how much because of Tony who doesn’t even like movies

  55. William Schwartz

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:34 pm

    Three stars for the Bond with the longest run time? What the hell, Tim?

  56. Steven Andrais

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:47 pm

    You did it Tim, you killed BOND! I didn’t think it could be done, what a joke.

    I can only imagine the incredible segment that Gregg had planned, all to waste, but at least he looked great in that White Tuxedo!

  57. jared lego  

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:48 pm

    no more dreary movie theater

    1. GreggTwerkington  

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:36 am

      It just doesn’t feel right anymore, I didn’t sign up for this. Tim keeps straying from the show’s roots and I’m sick of it

  58. Ronny Reinhold

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:53 pm

    Surprise surprise off the rails already smh

  59. Joshua Linnett

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:55 pm

    Am I supposed to watch Bond or not? So disappointed in Gregg for not giving me enough information…

    1. Sneert    

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:13 am

      DONT watc’h it! Tooo risky. Not a good invesdment like gold, Hei Points, or MoneyZap! FastKoin.

  60. jando  

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:55 pm

    this was NSFW. too much kissing and not enough bond

    1. marke porshe lover

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:19 pm

      Were we watching the same show?? The kissing was beautiful, even a little sexy. 100 times better than B*nd.

      1. adam

        Posted October 9, 2021 at 5:00 pm

        yeah we needed MORE kissing and LESS bond

    2. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:23 am

      REWIND & FREEZE!
      There was actual digital penetration.

  61. Lanoi Arnold    

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:57 pm

    Idk about y’all but I’m trying to watch On Birthdays

  62. Kel C. Grammare

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:58 pm

    #Neverforgettheelectricsun20

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:50 am

      Thank you for sharing your experience of the previous Electric Sun Desert Music Festival! We look forward to sharing more updates regarding the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival soon. Stay tuned into HEI Network for any updates.

  63. Logan Mock

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:08 pm

    It’s nice to see Tim happy and in love after all he’s been through

  64. Jack Bartlett

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:11 pm

    Unprofessional Host Tim Heidecker needs to resign

    1. Sibby

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:37 pm

      i hear ya brothre

  65. Killian Sawyer

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:12 pm

    This first episode and surprise birthday celebration is definitely a 5 bagger. Also good to see small businesses like RJ’s Shakes and Vax Blocker being represented by the HEI Network!

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:55 am

      We’re close to securing a catering deal with RJ’s Shakes for the upcoming Electric Sun Desert Music Festival, but you didn’t hear that here! Stay tuned for the official announcement.

  66. Adam Groza

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:18 pm

    Only a film expert like Gregg could make those connections between Mask, Mash, and Mass.

  67. John Mazzocchi

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:32 pm

    James Bond is a crock of shit.

    Mission Impossible is good because got Tom Cruise, but still not good a real spy Decker.

    1. Sneert    

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:11 am

      Janes Bomd sounds like a TERRARIST to me!!!

      killing people for some FORHIEN CUNDRY SUPERPOWER not Americka?

      WHAT THA comunist FUKK is that??

  68. Sibby

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:36 pm

    what kind of movie review show is this?? i wish i could go back intime to to the first season and WARN gregg about what this show would become. canNOT believe how they disrespectd film legend james bond in his finest hour. for shame!! cant wait for the next episode!

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:58 am

      Our fact-checkers reviewed the above comment regarding “film legend james bond in his finest hour” and found the information to be FALSE. Bond’s runtime is believed to be 163 minutes.

  69. EdithHead2022

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:41 pm

    Ggregg’s elegant wardorbe evokes the classic Bonds. I thought any minute Jaws was going to jump out at him!

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:22 am

      His white sport coat was courtesy of The Tony Blundetto Collection.

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted October 10, 2021 at 10:36 pm

        Apologies . . .
        I meant GREAT WHITE sport coat.

  70. Kevin Gehring

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:46 pm

    Didn’t even get to hear the runtime for Bond. sigh.

    1. SixBagSystem

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:34 pm

      If its longer than 0 minutes its too long anyway. So they spared you!

    2. GreggTwerkington  

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:39 am

      It’s long enough to watch this episode about 13 and a half times

  71. Jack Brown

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:47 pm

    Thinking about unsuscribing? Got all decked out in Bond gear, only to spend half the video singing happy birthday to someone that isn’t a movie expert. The quality of this show is going downhill…. fast.

  72. Alicia Bane

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:48 pm

    Gregg bringing up the Electric Sun Music Festival I’m CRYING

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:52 am

      There’s no reason to cry! Stay tuned to the HEI Network for more updates on the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival.

  73. TIMHEAD1965

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:51 pm

    WHAT A BEAUTIFUL EXPRESION OF LOVE

    A BEAUTIFUL COUPLE

    IM CRYING

    – TIMHEAD1965

  74. Nate Fenlon

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:56 pm

    Greg was out of control, very unprofessional

  75. Maurice Jones

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    Still not enough Gregg

  76. Kyle May

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:08 pm

    Where the fuck is Joe!!!

    1. Joe Esteves Head

      Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:10 pm

      Yea !

  77. Mike Dirks

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:09 pm

    Toni looking rough…

  78. Ben Putnam

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:14 pm

    Where the fuck is the theme song tim very disapointed

    1. GreggTwerkington  

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:40 am

      Don’t you recognize that it’s a remix of the classic tune? Discerning movie buffs would recognize. Sounds like you’re not a true fan

  79. iLoveSullyS51E96

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    don’t think i caught the part where they reviewed the james bond movie??? can someone link me to the timestamp i have been looking everywhere

  80. Bobby Charleston

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    Happy Birthday Tony! Hope it was one for the books!

  81. Nikolas Pineda

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:30 pm

    We NEed “Land of Bond 2”

  82. MrMoviesJr

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:46 pm

    Wait, where’s the Bond Review? Oh right it was bumped because Tim and his wine-o wife were too busy with PDA to talk movies. season not looking good so far unless Gregg gets more airtime

    1. GreggTwerkington  

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:43 am

      Toni may be a wine-o, but you’re a whine-o. There is still time for them to address Bond next episode, and with this extra time in the oven I’m sure Gregg is gonna really hit the movie analysis out of the park with this one. Just be patient

      1. MrMoviesJr

        Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:43 am

        While agree patients is a virtue, have you ever heard of food burning for being the in oven too long? Whine-o I may be but a fan of burnt reviews I’m not…

  83. Kyle Anderson

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    Gregg’s hair has 10-times the volume of Toni’s.

  84. SEVEN RIVERA

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:55 pm

    I was hoping we could get an update on Larue’s condition. #thoughtsandprayers

  85. BondJaMesBodn  

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:57 pm

    I’m surprised Toni didn’t pound Gregg’s marteeny the second he left it unattended on the table.
    hashtag “boozehound”

  86. pidef    

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:58 pm

    Movie Expertise is Back!!! Finally I can figure out what movie to watch this weekend!

    (also happy birthday tony and all the best)

  87. The Living Oscar  

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:02 pm

    I DEMAND BOND

  88. mr.movies jr

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:08 pm

    I wanted to know if I should see the new James Bond movie, but I never got to hear an EXPERT opinion! I don’t even know how long it is! How am I suppose to plan my weekend?

    Thanks for nothing Tim! How many Hei points do I have to pay to see a movie review around here?

  89. Lemon

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:14 pm

    Midnight Mass also 5 bagger. Can’t believe the real mister movies didn’t Make tht connection

  90. SixBagSystem

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:32 pm

    I would agree Mass was a total 5 bagger and James bond is garbage. 0 bags.

    Happy birthday Toni! I cant wait for more HEI points!

  91. Father Krang

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:34 pm

    Toni is looking beautiful. I bet she’s pregnant. Good thing she’s not taken the vaccine.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:20 am

      She has three Fallopian tubes.

    2. Sean Douglas

      Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:10 pm

      She’s vibrating at another frequency and it shows! I’m so happy for the whole fam.

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted October 10, 2021 at 11:22 am

        She’s vibrating like a tuning fork set to high F-demented all right, but that’s due to Zolpidem, Bisacodyl, Benzodiazepines, and Ethanol in copious amounts in the bloodstream.

        1. Facts On Display

          Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:42 pm

          i don’t ca re what exact chenicals, i’m just going to say drinky drinky.

  92. Spencer Harrison

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    Tough episode for bondheads, and I’m sure a lot of confused Catholics. But the set looks good and Tim seems like he’s in a good place.

    Disappointing not to get any VFA news, but I understand that it’s hard to cover so many new movoes AND make time for news.

  93. Robert Mottola

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:42 pm

    I would have given you 150,000 HEI points to not even mention Jame Bond. He’s the worst thing sonce Arthur which is also inuntolurable. I hate that.

  94. Jonathan Macalpine

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:43 pm

    I thought this was ‘On Cinema at the Cinema’ not ‘On Web Streaming at the Cinema’ get this Netflix stuff outta here.

    Great reviews.

    1. GreggTwerkington  

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:49 am

      I understand it’s a pandemic and all, but you literally cannot call it On Cinema at the Cinema if you are in fact not “at the Cinema”. If they are going to give us a show, they either need to call it something else, or show that they really are committed to the cinema premise by GETTING IN THE FUCKING CINEMA, health risks be damned. If they aren’t willing to put their lives on the line for cinema, they aren’t real movie buffs. This direction for the show is indicating to me that they are just not serious about their movie analysis anymore.

      They could also take the third option of just delaying the show till the pandemic is wrapped up. But to do it like this is just lazy and false advertizment.

  95. Special Agent Klingsten

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:56 pm

    The show should be called The adventures of special master codebreaker (and world class movie expert) Agent Johnathon Kinkton, not Decker, he’s a hasbeen.

  96. Daniel Davis

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:15 pm

    we are with u gregg don’t give up

  97. Tom Acton

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:39 pm

    I wonder how many times Bond has shat his pants when getting caught short in the middle of a rooftop chase.

  98. On Cinema    

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:42 pm

    am so happy for you Tim & Tony <3!!! good to see whole some values on our show's again.

    1. GreggTwerkington  

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:51 am

      I thought it was Tony the tiger, not Tony the cougar. How old is she?? Robbing the cradle is not good values

      1. On Cinema    

        Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:56 pm

        that is really offensive! They are both good Christians celebrating life and serving Him. If she was so old why would the Lord bless them with a child?? get your facts straight

  99. Dustin Behm

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:47 pm

    Just used HEI points to pay my rent this month. Thank you Tim for this incredible value opportunity. 5 bags of corn.

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:02 am

      Make sure to save some HEI Points for the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival! Stay subscribed to HEI Network and “live the HEI life” for updates.

      1. Dustin Behm

        Posted October 11, 2021 at 11:48 pm

        Hoping for some kind of “HEI card” so I can convert my hard-earned dollars into more points! 👍

  100. Hollie Peterson

    Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:59 pm

    yet again we see greggs pushed to the wayside. i am cancelling my supscription NOW!!!!

    1. GreggTwerkington  

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:55 am

      We diehard Greggheads are used to pain and punishment for our continued loyalty to a show that incrasingly seems to no longer respect movie expertise, but this is really getting out of control, borderline scam at this point. How far over the line does Tim have to go before we REBEL? #callingallgreggheads

  101. Andrew Kozar

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:13 am

    Toni is my favorite this new season is gonna rock

  102. christian gomez

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:34 am

    THANK YOU HEI POINTS!
    I was a week from eviction, but after the HEI point deposit into my account and a long talk with my landlord, I’m now going to be homeless with 50,000 HEI points!

    1. GreggHead4FR  

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:16 am

      … and the value is set to trickle up any day now! Although it could also trickle down. But that’s the point.

  103. Calum Gunn

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:39 am

    WE DEMAND EXPERTS!!!!!!

    1. GreggTwerkington  

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:01 am

      Speaking of experts, where the heck is LaRoux? I’d be willing to bet he would have spotted the connection between Mass and mass surveillance, and the mark of the beast and thus zero hour. Tim is kinda temping fate and inviting trouble by not having him around if it indeed happens during recording, god forbid

      1. GreggHead4FR  

        Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:16 am

        #zerohourhappened

  104. Sneert    

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:16 am

    I cant stan’ds this BRIDISH terrarist movie franchoze being constandley put in Americkan movie screans. WE NEAD MORE AMERICAKN HEROS!!
    WHAT OUR YOU DOING, Americkan movie eczecudives?! WE DONT wan’t to watch nonAmerickan terrarist agensies propaghanda on our streeming platforms, movies, TV, or other forms of Americkan visual graphick endertainment.

    1. GreggHead4FR  

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:17 am

      OGM! That’s exasctly what I’ve being saying all alongg

  105. ItsBeen  

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:33 am

    craig turkington may know a lot about movies but clearly he’s got a lot to learn about people. frankly i think it’s disgusting to see the host of this show and his beautiful WIFE being goaded and humiliated in such a way by a mere guest. tim is not only the host of on cinema but also the father of the on cinema family and mr turkignton should show a little more respect or else suffer the consequences, which i hope are severe. those kids are dead and they’re staying dead so DROP IT. i just hope next week’s guest conducts himself with a little more decorum. that said, i thought the reviews for both movies were excellent as usual and for that i give this episode five bags.

  106. Lliam Ahearn

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:41 am

    it is undeniable that gregg is the most informed and knowladgeable movie expert out here but if he leaves his post nobody will talk about BOND at least mr movies axiom would always stand by his duties and make sure the people get movie sinformation that we need and crave for every day

  107. robroy1995

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:41 am

    hello kathy please call me

    1. robroy1995

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:44 am

      kathy

  108. Crinkem    

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:43 am

    I’m not used to seeing a cake that doesn’t end up on the floor

  109. kiad    

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:52 am

    Gregg, can you give us a VFA review of the new Jim Bond? Maybe do it on twitter. The world wants to know

  110. no2SpecialIntersts

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 2:10 am

    I bought tickets to go to the cinema here in Barcelona tomorrow and the cinema website didn’t accept HeiPoints. I thought: “Weird”. Especially for a cinema, who you’d think they’d be the first to take advantage.

  111. Lanoi

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 2:46 am

    I miss Ayaka

  112. Ross Phillips

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 2:52 am

    I will never tire of hearing Tim try, and fail, to read from cue cards.

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:05 am

      Our fact-checkers reviewed the above comment and found it to be FALSE. Tim is very deliberate in his words, and never fails at reading. He simply takes his time. Like and subscribe to HEI Network for more truths and updates regarding the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival.

  113. Harradical

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 3:53 am

    I cannot BELIEVE the efficiency of the #Heipoints system! Top-level integration, supply-chain protocols, and measurable, real-world financial accruement!

    We’re off to the moon folks!! 🚀🚀🚀

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:05 am

      HEI Points™ are not yet available for moon-based or other space-related travels. Apologies for the inconvenience. Like and subscribe to HEI Network for updates on the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!

  114. Harry Walker

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:02 am

    HOW MANY BAGS FOR BOND FROM GREGG????????????????????????

  115. 5Bags-2Sodas

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:04 am

    Not enough Bond for us Greggheads. Good review of Rocky Dennis’ MASK though. 5 bags and a little toy mask as a memento.

  116. chim choo ree

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:47 am

    WTF is John Decker?

  117. Beth Ogilvy

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:48 am

    i dont care for james bonmd

  118. Justin Peterson

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:52 am

    Greg is a lyer and a fraud. Its a shame he’s aloud to run his mouth about stupid JAMES BOND and bring up the Electric Sun 19 time and time again.

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:51 am

      Thank you for your very correct take. We look forward to bringing you more information regarding the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!

  119. moss mostly

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:03 am

    Had yoni

  120. moss mostly

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:03 am

    Had tonu

  121. moss mostly

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:04 am

    Hbd tim

  122. Paul McBryde

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:05 am

    Disgusting

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 10, 2021 at 11:25 am

      We don’t need to hear about your honeymoon.

  123. Hervé de Rinnel

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:35 am

    How can I print HEI POINT

  124. Krissy Rose

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:08 am

    This was a traVesti. I watched Tom make out for a 3-bag rating from a HAK HOST. Bring back Grgg so he can give the rael rating, please.

  125. Rowan Davies

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:09 am

    truly shocked at the horible unprofessionalness on display from tim and toni or the terrible T’s as i call them at home. greggs expertise is the only thing keeping this netowrk alive right now

  126. Matthew Festle

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:09 am

    this show would be a lot better if it was about movies. gonna have to ditch this tim fella.

  127. HOT FRESH POPCORN

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:10 am

    was really hoping for some more expertise here

  128. Kevin Hunter

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:32 am

    Damn I wanted to hear what the Bond Popcorn Classic was 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿

  129. Michael Garner

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:32 am

    careful Gregg if you poke the bear you just might get the horns

  130. MissDecker

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:44 am

    I’m jealous of Toni!! Also Gregg, no one cares about Bond!

  131. Austin Pursley

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:45 am

    I know one thing, James Bond never killed any kids!

    1. Electric Sun Desert Music Festival Official (Unofficial)

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:07 am

      Our fact-checkers were unable to verify the accuracy of the above statement. Stay tuned to HEI Network for updates regarding the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!

  132. AntHead22

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:33 am

    i wish they talked more about mask

  133. Ryan Siath

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:13 am

    gregg can’t even finish the first ep…get him the hell outta there!

  134. dalas verdugo

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:14 am

    John Decker, by the way

  135. Chase Potter

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:15 am

    Love me some John Decker

  136. William Simpson

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:19 am

    So I guess Gregg’s non review of Bond gets rounded down to zero bags…shame…I was dinterestes in seeing it.

  137. Michael Gronemeyer

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:24 am

    I guess they need to change Greg’s title to “Head Partypooper” wow what a buzzkill. Couldn’t even be bothered to say happy birthday!

  138. Matthew Hill

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:40 am

    Hi, my friend Noor is wondering if you were going to review “Nativity 2: Danger in the manger” this season? Please reply if you work for hei network or if you think you can answer the question nevertheless.

  139. campbelljr4

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:56 am

    HEI points are going to overtake the US dollar by 2022? Has this been confirmed by Joe “mister money” Estevez?

    1. Dr. Movies, PhB., SAG-AFTRA

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:44 pm

      I wish they’d talk about The Mask (1994, 101 Minutes). SMOCKIN!!

  140. MT Bottle

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:26 am

    i’m happy to see Tim find love again after everything he has been through but he talks less and less about little Tom Cruise Jr. I haven’t forgotten him, has Tim?

    1. Sean Douglas

      Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:14 pm

      He has a new son, Matt Newman. Being a daddy is a full time job! Cut him some slack

  141. Loic Francois

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:43 am

    I didn’t pay 50 bucks to watch Tim lend his wife to 2 Italians. #givemymoneyback

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:01 pm

      Now for ten years we’ve been on our own
      And moss grows fat on a rollin’ stone
      But that’s not how it used to be
      When the jester sang for the king and queen
      In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
      And a voice that came from you and me

      Oh, and while the king was looking down
      The jester stole his thorny crown
      The courtroom was adjourned
      No verdict was returned

  142. Santino Iannone

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:47 am

    This episode was much too vulgar and explicit, it upset my three children (Cedar is only 12 years old). Next time please stick to reviewing movies (such as the Wholesome and Good James Bond (007) and cut out the innaporpeate behavior!!!

  143. Viva El Oscer

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:58 am

    It’s toni time

    1. Dr. Movies, PhB., SAG-AFTRA

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:36 pm

      Toni getting sloshed

    2. Sean Douglas

      Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:15 pm

      She’s a warm breath of fresh air

      1. Facts On Display

        Posted October 9, 2021 at 8:54 pm

        just don’t light a match neer that warm breath

  144. Michael Moratto

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 11:05 am

    Welcome to On Birthdays, At the Birthday!!

  145. ArthurHead

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 11:17 am

    Any word on the long promised 40th anniversary celebration of Arthur?

    1. Dr. Movies, PhB., SAG-AFTRA

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:36 pm

      Username checks out

  146. A.J. Sapala

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 11:18 am

    Greg didn’t give a FAT RAT’S DARRIERE about that BDAY cake. His mind was on BOND.

  147. Tyler Trail

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 11:48 am

    fix the comments, i shouldnt have to scroll through a billion comments to get to the post comment box.

    1. GavinDeGracias

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:58 pm

      Spend some HEI points to upgrade your account.

  148. Ellen Lovell

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 11:59 am

    On Cinema On Bond is a way better name, EVERY day of the year. Real movie experts know this.

  149. Dr. Movies, PhB., SAG-AFTRA

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:35 pm

    Unprofessional bullshit from both sides today. Greg interrupting and disrespecting HEI CEO Tim Hiedecker. Then Tim disrespecting the MOVIES with skipping Bond. No Time to Die? More like No Time for Movie Reviews when You Are Busy PDAing your Wife on The Show.

  150. Aaron Rusch

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:54 pm

    Great episode, nice to see movie talk again…but not really a fan of the new elevator-music version of the show theme. Why not have Dekkar make a rocking version of that jingle?

    1. DELAWARE DAN LAWFIRM LLC

      Posted October 9, 2021 at 7:19 am

      Agree. I think that the will prehaps are working out copyrigt for deckar to take over music on the NEW show to get passion about how it will feel new on cinma

  151. Taargüs Taargüs

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:09 pm

    Selling NFTs for Hei Points. Please contact for a once in a lifetime offar.

  152. HOLDEN MADICKEY

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:53 pm

    Thoughts on the premiere:
    >Congrats on TEN YEARS to the ON CINEMA brood!

    >TIM’s Rick Perry/Anderson Cooper/Bill Maher spectacles did have the desired effect: they DID make him look marginally smarter than the vapid mass of solipsism he is — but if he wants to really butch up, he needs to take them off and chew on the temples more often.

    >The new BOND film is overcooked, hamfisted GARBAGE (like all the derivative, dour Daniel Craig BOND films before) so I don’t miss CRAIG’s bag rating.

    >THE MANY SAINTS OF NEWARK should have been the other review this week.
    It was also GARBAGE (one question: you have FOURTEEN YEARS to write a screenplay and THAT’s what you come up with?) but it was still better than the dumpster fire of NO TIME TO DIET.

    >The 40th Anniversary of ARTHUR (1981, 97 mins) is THIS YEAR.
    There is still time to get MARK PROKSTCH in to sing “WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT BETWEEN THE MOON AND NEW YORK CITY, I KNOW IT’S CRAZY BUT IT’S TRUE.”
    Please make it SO. For the CHILDREN.

    >VERA DREW’s work has brought a new level of sheen and polish to this INSTITUTION.
    And it’s about got-damn time!

    >TONI & MATT NEWMAN are instruments of The Devil.

    >”Mr. Money” JOE ESTEVEZ needs to grace us with his presence — SOON.

    >TIM will likely contract Polio by the season’s end.

    >HEI Points are yet another bit of TOUCHSTONE GENIUS that’s way ahead of the curve — AGAIN!

  153. GavinDeGracias

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:55 pm

    I’m surprised they did not address the HUGE elephant in the room: Who is going to reprise BOND next?

  154. Alex Fairfield

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:56 pm

    Excellent show.
    Looking better than ever!
    Greg killed the mood tho tbh, looked dumb in that Jamesey Boned costume.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:56 pm

      Can’t argue with any of those points . . .

      CRAIG skulked off like a rejected Prom Date.
      (with no pink carnation & no pickup truck)

  155. WW LASERZ

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 2:50 pm

    Way to tease us with the boys from DEKKAR! We need more Axiom and Manuel (and La Roux i guess though he doesn’t live in the rock house)

  156. William Northington

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 3:19 pm

    Gregg was eight. This isnt on cinem on birthdays, and, frankly it should have been oncinema on Bond to celibriate the worlds greats spy 007. The movie was a gaurenteed 5 bags in my books (haven’t seen it yet, but Bond is always 5 bags if not 5 hundred)

    1. Sam Ferrick

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 3:39 pm

      Greg deserves more respect on set! But this investment opportunity Tim has blessed us with is amazing!! I just sold my children, wife, and dogs for 1 trillion hei points! Great investment much success!!!!

  157. BungholeBill

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 3:57 pm

    That 3 Bag review was very misleading. I didn’t even hear any insite into Bond. I don’t know what to think

  158. Gavin Watts

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:15 pm

    This HEI production value on the new season looks like they used only half my money.

  159. John Lindquist

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:35 pm

    Happy Birthday Toney!

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:28 pm

      Demon Succubus from the Pit of HELL.*

      *(technically a pit** East of Pittsburgh, near Centralia, PA.)

      **(technically related to a copse in Stull, KS.)

  160. ROBERT WELLS

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:40 pm

    #JUSTICE4the19

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:22 pm

      KEEP POKING THE BEAR!

      SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

      (Testosterone is a helluva drug.)

  161. Michael Kovacs

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:47 pm

    I can’t wait to get my HEI points so I can spend them on thinking about what I could spend them on.

  162. Anthony Marinaccio

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    Wow, a paltry 3 bags of popcorn for the new Bond puts it as one of the lowest rated films in history and definitely the lowest rated Bond flick. Gregg’s failure to assign a popcorn rating could be seen as a massive dereliction of duty for the world’s #1 Bond Head.
    Also, a rating this low is not a good sign for the Bond franchise: studio heads typically don’t like it when a film puts up numbers this low. We’ll just have to wait and see if they even bother making another Bond after this.

  163. Bella122

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:34 pm

    Why would you let Gregg leave?!? He got all dressed up for nothing!! 🙁 </3

  164. Brock Jarrett

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:42 pm

    Not sure why Tim puts up with Gregg’s poor behavior to this degree. Gregg, you’re lucky to be back after a long history of abuse of your (very fortunate) position in the On Cinema family.

    From a slanderous testimony against Tim that was probably written by Rosetti the Rat, to wearing movie hats after being repeatedly told not to, you should be ashamed. Get in line and treat Toni and Tim with the respect they deserve.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:12 pm

      And don’t forget:
      >Medicare Fraud
      >Copyright Infringement
      >The utter destruction of Roy LaRue’s pelvis & legs
      >Inhabiting a car and/or storage unit as a permanent domicile contrary to the Laws of The State of California, specifically San Berdoo County, specifically VICTORVILLE.
      >too badass to even rate

  165. FilmBuffDenali  

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:51 pm

    Toni & Tim… PLEASE stick to the movies and let greg speak his wisdom!!. save the romance for off camera or perhaps a new season of Decker

  166. ElectricSunSurvivor  

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:58 pm

    Doubt Gregg was able to just walk off the set. Laroo has the place on total lockdown.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:32 pm

      The JOCKER has his WAYS & MEANS!

      Ya FEEL me?

      BITCH? Do ya?

      1. Meagan Campbell

        Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:51 am

        That’d really horrible language.

        1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

          Posted October 9, 2021 at 9:15 am

          It don’t matter to Omar.

  167. thisisntjon  

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:37 pm

    Hopefully next week we will get some tips from Mr. Money himself Joe. I have a lot of dough to invest after that Target tip off.

  168. pizzatime

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:45 pm

    🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🕵️‍♂️

  169. Joshua Yanez

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:46 pm

    Very disappointed with this episode. Leave it to Tim to bring the distractions from the movie reviews we are all counting on. I hope Gregg brings back the tux next week and we finally get that Bond popcorn classic we’ve all been waiting for

  170. WetNewports

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:32 pm

    no james bong no me

  171. William McCord

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:03 pm

    cant wate to see if jhamezs bond gives a tip of the hat to jhohnithin decker

  172. Vinz Clortho

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:06 pm

    Typical Gregg bullshit. Can’t even be bothered to participate in the very first episode of the most important season in On Cinema history. Why does Tim allow Gregg to be on the show anymore? He gets nothing but shit and disrespect from that guy. Joe Estevez was, is and always shall be the REAL Mister Movies.

  173. Frederick Hatton

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:06 pm

    Wow, what a disgrace. I’m as American as apple pie but this was Daniel Craig’s last outing as Bond and you really made a mockery of his legendary tenure as 007. You also disrespected the Bond heads, but more importantly, the Bond buffs (myself included). Like I said, I’m a proud Hei network memeber with a HEI POINTS balance currently sitting at 60,000, but I had to call you out for this sham of a first episode. Dross!

  174. BENGAZITRUTHNOW

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:17 pm

    THANKS FOR A GREAT NEW SEASON TIN .

    Sent from my iPad

  175. BungholeBill

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    This show used to be about the movies. Get back to the Movies pleez

  176. Nick Soles

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:10 pm

    I was an early adoptee because I thought we’d finally have EXPERT Gregg lead us back to the movies. Sadly he had to remind murderer how to spell, and I still don’t have my points! Where are those?!

    1. Nick Soles

      Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:12 pm

      Oh I guess I have only 60000. I want more.

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:35 pm

        Welcome to the party, PAL!

        1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

          Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:37 pm

          DYE HARD (2003, 92 mins, Philippines version)

  177. jarred sorci

    Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:55 pm

    apprently tim has “no time to DINE”, but thats apprently not an issue thanks to RJ’s meal replacement apprently

  178. Sebastien Huard

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 1:55 am

    Sorry guys I’m not paying 5$ a month for 40minutes. I will come back when you are done with it.

  179. LardOfTheFries  

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 5:29 am

    I can learn a lesson from Tim…take my wife to nice Italian dinner after we eat a cake (even though I ordered a much bigger cake)

  180. Barry Potter

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 7:01 am

    i’d like to start a go-fund-me so Gregg can buy back the VFA and focus on what matters, movies. Tim is destroying the On Cinema brand!!!

  181. What About Values?

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 7:43 am

    I prefer the focus on family. Looks like I’m having the family all sit down and watch Jack Deckers with the flag at full mast that they will raise in the morn.

  182. Russell Fowler

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 8:20 am

    Why does Tim never want to talk about film? What is HE hiding?

  183. •UnabashedFilmBuff•

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 9:06 am

    5 bags for bond!!!

  184. Macklen Makhloghi

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 9:18 am

    I’m going to go out on a limb here. I’m a #ToniHead

    1. Meagan Campbell

      Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:43 am

      God bless.

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted October 8, 2021 at 6:51 pm

        And as the flames climbed high into the night
        To light the sacrificial rite
        I saw Satan laughing with delight
        The day the music died.

    2. Sean Douglas

      Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:19 pm

      The Newmans are a treasure. We must protect them!

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted October 10, 2021 at 11:30 am

        Normally, one would BURY treasure.

        1. Facts On Display

          Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:45 pm

          Hah!

  185. Meagan Campbell

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:33 am

    Wow. Happy Birthday Toni! That’s fantastic. You and Tim look so happy (I think you’re good for him, but don’t tell him I said that!)

    Tim, you’re so gracious to give downer Greg another chance. He is looking for every opportunity to just push your buttons but you persevere. He’s not a film expert, he’s just an expert on being a HUGE DRAG. Greg’s attitude in this episode gets 0 bags of popcorn and a cup of poison that matches how TOXIC he is. God bless.

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 8, 2021 at 6:53 pm

      I met a girl who sang the blues
      And I asked her for some happy news
      But she just smiled and turned away
      I went down to the sacred store
      Where I’d heard the music years before
      But the man there said the music wouldn’t play.

      And in the streets, the children screamed
      The lovers cried and the poets dreamed
      But not a word was spoken —
      The church bells all were broken.

      And the three men I admire most
      Larry, Curly, and Moe The Host
      They caught the last train for the coast —
      The day the music died.

  186. Heather Jardine

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 1:02 pm

    Tims glasis stole the show sorry creg

  187. Richard Bonnell

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 1:04 pm

    Tony New Man has signs of liver failure which is sad. I would’ve liked to know wether to see the new bond film or not. As an aspiring film expert I will go ahead and see it.

  188. Elias Koteas Head

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 5:45 pm

    TONI!!!

    Tim is getting you drunk to take advantage of your fortune!

    He’s going to steal it all YOU NEED TO SOBER UP

    DON’T TRUST TIMM!!!!!

  189. AntManisReal

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 7:04 pm

    I appreciated the inclusion of the running time for Mass. This will most certainly sway my interest in favor of seeing the film.
    I am sorely disappointed, though. There was no running time for the new James Bond film No Time to Die. I realize that Tim is not a fan, but this should be set aside in favor of the important issues. Such as the running time. How can I possibly know whether or not I want to see the film? Or if I have the time? There was no running time included. 3 bagger? How can I tell the credibility?
    This is unprecedented even for On Cinema, the highly acclaimed film critique show of the last 20 years. Something is highly suspicious. I hope everything is working ok in On Cinema land. Maybe their watches have been misplaced? From this side we’re missing the important topics on the most anticipated of releases.

    1. AntManisReal

      Posted October 8, 2021 at 7:06 pm

      I should also add that I realize Greg attempted to inform us of the running time, but was cut off and we were told to wait. As I sat in anticipation of the running time being revealed in full I was only left with disappointment as it was never truly revealed in detail.

  190. George Santos

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 7:46 pm

    Thank you Tim; finally someone has the courage to stand up to James Bond and speak the truth!

    1. DELAWARE DAN LAWFIRM LLC

      Posted October 9, 2021 at 7:14 am

      A MAN

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted October 10, 2021 at 11:31 am

        A PLAN PANAMA

        1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

          Posted October 10, 2021 at 11:33 am

          RATS LIVE ON NO EVIL STAR

          (Rosetti will likely be found in a CANAL.)

  191. Jake Sherman

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    I’d like to see what kind of spy stuff LA ROUX gets up to in his spare time. Bond is so boring maki g me yawning I want to see what LA ROUX does behind the scenes now that’s cool stuff that’s exciting things hahahaha so cool larouz

  192. Jake Sherman

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 9:23 pm

    Hey Tim hahahaha so funny Toni’s borthday so good hahahahaha greg is such a jack pit hahaha his jacket so small for him he thinks he looks like bond? No way man bond is the worst bond is way stronger than him too and also bond never had that long of hair what is greg thinking??? Maybe time to visit the barber and spend some of his hei points on a hair cut and maybe then dress up like bond again hahahah so funny Tim and Toni getting drunk tonight man oh man I’m so jealous to see the boys making that party too yesssss gonna be so funnnn hahahaha awesome

  193. Shaun Tenni

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 10:10 pm

    WE WANT BOND! WE WANT BOND! WE WANT BOND!

  194. Sean Douglas

    Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:22 pm

    I sure hope Matt Newman is getting invited to the big party for his mom. This could be just the thing to help him break that dreadful video game addiction!

  195. William Wettersten

    Posted October 9, 2021 at 5:19 am

    I love HEI network I am going to replace my Netflix with it

  196. WhiteSnakeLover

    Posted October 9, 2021 at 6:13 am

    Love the new seson and format already no more BULLSHIT 2021. And yes bond has gone so downhill

  197. DELAWARE DAN LAWFIRM LLC

    Posted October 9, 2021 at 7:08 am

    Great first ep, glad we are BACK AT THE MOVIE. side note: LOVE the claims of LTD limited libelty great way to cover up and block more pesky lawyers. It you product that blocks like the vaccine and Rio Jensis is needs to be defuended like constitution, God, and our freedoms. We MUST defend our freedom and this was a great example how freedom of speech will live on through proper libeling / putting labels like “not FDA Aapproved (because we know how much FDA is lies and corrupt like the wire) or LIMITED CLAIMS” and we at law firms like to see that kind of content. RJ shake is not libel because of how SMART and FAST Tim is to put that up there’s on screen. As a catholic I did watch mass instead of church and no I have confession now, Godb less! BOND IS FOR SEX PERFORMERS – Bible, chapter 6:9:42:06

    1. DELAWARE DAN LAWFIRM LLC

      Posted October 9, 2021 at 7:11 am

      Case and point: limited clams will help marketing that is GOD center

  198. Mike Durante

    Posted October 9, 2021 at 7:10 am

    Happy birthday to Tony and the boys!!!

  199. Deg Tennyson

    Posted October 9, 2021 at 7:16 am

    Wow, didnt need akll rthat kissing, LESS PDA MORE VFA

    where mark

  200. EdithHead2022

    Posted October 9, 2021 at 8:00 am

    Ggreg’s elegant wardorbe evokes the classic Bonds. I thought any minute Thunderball was going to jump out at him!

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 10, 2021 at 11:55 am

      Sharper than Sheffield steel — he looks like he consorts with PUSSY GALORE.

      (One fist of IRON, the other of STEEL.
      If the right one don’t wreck ya, then the left one will.)

    2. Facts On Display

      Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:48 pm

      Wasn’t Thundernballs the cat? I forget those movies, no mental picture.

      1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

        Posted October 12, 2021 at 1:26 pm

        THUNDERBALLS & LIGHTFOOT (1974, 115 min)

  201. FatherhoodHead

    Posted October 9, 2021 at 12:17 pm

    Finally a beautiful H-E-T-I-R-O sexual couple onscreen show-casing their God approved love instead of HollyWEIRD with their gay this gay that destabilizing everything and confusing our youth and even older folks like me.

  202. OGtimhead  

    Posted October 9, 2021 at 2:14 pm

    Personally I would have preferred James Dean to James Bond. But I’m no film expert with a Guinness world record for watching 500 movies in 500 days.

  203. StankyGenki

    Posted October 9, 2021 at 8:40 pm

    Oh man James Bond takes it on the chin again with a measly 3 bags of popcorn, I’m glad it’s his last.

  204. TheReelDocMoreau

    Posted October 10, 2021 at 12:51 pm

    This episode should be titled “No Time to Discuss Movies”

  205. Juho Suomalainen

    Posted October 10, 2021 at 1:23 pm

    Can’t wait to cash out my hard-earned Hei Points and buy a popcorn machine! I’m already creating dummy accounts just to get more points, but you didn’t hear this tip from me!

  206. pap

    Posted October 11, 2021 at 6:25 am

    surprised Tim gave 3 for the Bond flick…seems he’s maybe he’s getting to be a Bond head in his old age.

  207. Brett Cressler

    Posted October 11, 2021 at 1:39 pm

    Unbelievable… Timheads are at it again with this unrelated nonsense. I genuinely wanted to go catch the new bond movie but I’m unable to get the expert movie opinions that I need to make informed decisions.. no runtimes, no starring actors, nothing. We’re left completely in the dark from these so called movie “reviews” while tim parades his wife around.. absolutely shameful display

  208. Dr. Movies

    Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:09 pm

    Good prognosis on these flicks!

  209. EdithHead2022

    Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:29 pm

    Almost Wendesday! I’m shaken and stirred with ancipitation of Ggreg’s Episode Two wardorbe! In Episode One he looked so much like 0007 I thought Goldeneye was going to jump out at him!

    1. EdithHead2022

      Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:32 pm

      And before any of you hotheads jump to the conclusion that I’m on Ggreg’s side or Tim’s side, the answer is BOTH AND NEITHER! The only side I’m on is the side of beautifull wardorbe!

    2. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 12, 2021 at 1:28 pm

      REFLECTIONS IN A GOLDENEYE (1967, 108 min)

  210. Oscer-Head

    Posted October 11, 2021 at 6:55 pm

    who cares about james nond this mask movie sounds very very good AND fun to watch as well

  211. Gavin Borden

    Posted October 11, 2021 at 8:45 pm

    Shakes look like trash

    1. HOLDEN MADICKEY

      Posted October 26, 2021 at 3:35 pm

      Pink slime from the floor of an abattoir.
      Mixed with Luther San’s cremains.

  212. Evan Christianson

    Posted October 12, 2021 at 8:13 am

    Can’t wait for Hei film expert Gregg to weigh in on doon

  213. Sean Maschmann

    Posted October 12, 2021 at 11:22 am

    Is the resemblance to the Breaking Points set deliberate? If so: Brilliant!

  214. Michael Saver

    Posted October 12, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    Hi

  215. Nicholas Torre

    Posted October 13, 2021 at 8:55 am

    not a single mention of the “incident” from the last oscer special. how many bodies does Gregg have in his closet?

  216. Nitin Anand

    Posted October 13, 2021 at 12:12 pm

    Very disappointing guest, Tom. Maybe find someone better.

  217. Jeanine Bastard

    Posted October 13, 2021 at 2:31 pm

    Jeanine Bastard? Asking for a friend

  218. Daniel Brenton

    Posted October 13, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    The James Gang – not a huge fan, but they have their moments. A little rough around the edges, but Funk 49 gets 5 brown paper bags from me.

  219. Bryan Foster

    Posted October 13, 2021 at 9:22 pm

    THank you for the HEI points tim and I won’t be seeing the new James bond movie .

  220. Tom Cruise Heidecker (Unofficial)

    Posted October 13, 2021 at 11:35 pm

    Tim, Can I trade HEI points for Reo-Genesis products?

    I need some steam in the old engine.

  221. Alex Salisbury

    Posted October 14, 2021 at 9:14 pm

    Test

  222. Entertainment (2015) 102 minutes

    Posted October 15, 2021 at 6:47 am

    Gregg should piss in Tim’s shake for not letting him discuss James Pond! What a shitshow!

  223. Sebastien Huard

    Posted October 17, 2021 at 9:35 am

    Too short, not content.

  224. #1HandsomeBoy

    Posted October 21, 2021 at 3:34 am

    5 begs

  225. Gilbert Tiemann

    Posted November 1, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    Finally had a moment to start the show and do I get movie expertise? Not much. Just gross making out from two gross people. Would like a refund.

  226. macandcheese

    Posted November 7, 2021 at 11:34 pm

    5

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  228. Island Boy

    Posted November 15, 2021 at 12:57 pm

    Seriously though, are HEI point real?

  229. Samantha Smith

    Posted November 16, 2021 at 12:27 am

    There are a few brief seconds when they are talking about Mass that you can see clips from the show Midnight Mass on the TV behind them. I love that little detail 😆

  230. Buff "5-Bagger" Bagwell

    Posted November 24, 2021 at 7:14 am

    Just catching up to this season now, great stuff from the Buffs

  231. Tal Liron

    Posted December 13, 2021 at 2:42 pm

    Gregg just can’t stop poking the bear

  232. Sam Hollands

    Posted December 17, 2021 at 2:42 am

    Loved this episode. 5 Bagger!

  233. Shane Perreault

    Posted December 23, 2021 at 9:46 am

    Too much Gregg, put some duct tape on his mouth!

  234. Marcus Zachrisson

    Posted January 3, 2022 at 4:42 am

    Can’t believe Tim brought a bottle of BOLLINGER champagne (Famously James’ champagne of choice) while completely sabotaging Gregg’s thoughts on BOND.

    Blatant disrespect from Tim!

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