‘Mass’ & ‘No Time To Die’
Season 12, Episode 1
10/06/2021
Season 12
10 Videos
‘Mass’ & ‘No Time To Die’
2
‘Halloween Kills’ & ‘The Last Duel’
3
‘Dune’ & ‘The French Dispatch’
4
‘Last Night in Soho’ & ‘Antlers’
5
‘The Harder They Fall’ & ‘Eternals’
6
‘Red Notice’ & ‘Ghostbusters: Afterlife’
7
‘Top Gun: Maverick’ & ‘King Richard’
8
‘House of Gucci’ & ‘Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City’
9
‘Nightmare Alley’
10
‘American Underdog’
‘Mass’ & ‘No Time To Die’
Season 12, Episode 1
10/06/2021
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:15 pm
great first episode james bond sucks
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:04 pm
Great episode. I would have liked a little less JB but still good.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 3:15 am
I think you meant you would have like to see MORE 007 JAMES BOND content! Cheers and Great job to film expert Gregg Turkington for keeping it about the movies and JEERS to Tim for making those poor parents of the Electric Sun 20 so sad, he should make it up to them by giving them free tickets to Bond!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:47 am
Thank you for the shoutout! We look forward to sharing more updates soon. Stay tuned to HEI Network for those updates.
Posted October 20, 2021 at 3:07 am
I can’t believe you’re still talking about those dead kids. at Electric Sun. Just let it go, dude. The courts have already decided.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:06 pm
WE WONT BOND!
Posted October 8, 2021 at 8:28 am
What we WANT is the ability to use my HEI points to invest in Rio-Jenesis! And more Hobbit
Posted October 13, 2021 at 9:47 am
no we dont
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:43 pm
Ggregg’s elegant wardorbe evokes the classic Bonds. I thought any minute Jaws was going to jump out at him!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:03 pm
If this isn’t going to be about the movies then we should all give the show zero bags of popcorn and take our money and move on. Vax block more like vax the CLOCK is ticking let’s get to oskar
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:40 pm
Lordy Lordy look who’s forty!
Posted October 14, 2021 at 3:36 pm
Jaws wasn’t a movie about james bond idoit.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:54 pm
The arbiter. Keep poking the bear gregg. Then you will see…
Posted October 12, 2022 at 2:26 pm
Tim will pay for all the lives he has ruined, you Timheads don’t even care about movies.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 2:32 am
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Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:26 am
Wow this really works! Thank you1!
Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:25 pm
how i send point?
Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:39 am
without bong this seasons will be is a FLOP
Posted September 12, 2022 at 10:07 pm
When Tim finished with “no, no, just put on that short skirt” i losttt it. Thanks team! x
Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:48 am
I’m so glad my money went into this <3
Posted November 5, 2021 at 7:20 am
B(On)d Cinema
Posted January 6, 2022 at 6:11 pm
ya if you want some actual real spy stuff go check out John Decker
Posted January 13, 2022 at 10:29 am
please send me poingts 3c74ab7ec408a0a5b08ffc17da1acfed
Posted September 12, 2022 at 10:03 pm
I hope we get to see more On Birthday at the Birthday eps!
Posted March 5, 2023 at 1:19 pm
As a huge Bondhead, I cay say that his nipples are always a highlight of the films.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:18 pm
How dare you, tim. We dont want Tony, we want Oscar or Gregg.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:27 pm
I agree. Sorry Tim. Tony is not as good for the show as you think she is.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 10:54 am
Have to agree here, maybe I’m just nostalgic. Would love to see the old gang Tim, Gregg, Mark, Joe together. That was magic.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:41 pm
How dare you talk to Tim that way! You should remember who makes the sauce.
TONI is the reason On Cinema is now a financial powerhouse. We all stand at the cutting edge of a bright future because of TONI.
If you don’t agree. I gladly offer to buy your HEIPoints at market price.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:42 pm
Thanks to Toni, they’ve got more money than they could ever dream of!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:36 pm
I signed up and have NOT received my 50,000 HEI points. Such a scam! Time to focus on the movies!
Posted October 12, 2021 at 12:28 pm
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR HEI PPOINTS!!!!
LEAVE ME ALONE
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:43 pm
Ggregg’s elegant wardorbe evokes the classic Bonds. I thought any minute Jaws was going to jump out at him!
Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:29 am
It looked like he stole his boutonniere from a Geechee grave in a Creole cemetery.
Under pale moonlight.
Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:27 pm
a pale of moonlight is not possible, you can not put light in a pale. a pale can not contain photobs.
Posted October 26, 2021 at 12:34 pm
Moonlight is just a perpetual nuclear explosion reflected by a vast stone mirror.
Posted October 9, 2021 at 4:55 pm
fuck off true on cinema fans LOVE tony and tims passion. we dont want oscar/gregg or stupid james band
Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:36 pm
glug glug
drinky drinky
Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:27 pm
james band…more like james bland…
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:18 pm
3 bags for Bond? Yeah right Tim, more like 5.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:30 am
One of the LOWEST rated movies on On Cinema History (although not as low as Ant-Man) Sad!
Posted October 14, 2021 at 11:32 am
Don’t forget about Mr. America, did that even get 1 bag of popcorn?
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:18 pm
Was not expecting Gregg to return this season after the massive failure that has been the VFA and his assault on Luhroo. He should be in jail for his crimes, he’s lucky Tim is sucha honestt and genrous host.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 2:15 am
Its not like leru was even really hurt. Unlike the electric som 20 that is!!!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:49 am
The Electric Sun Desert Music Festival and Tim Heidecker are NOT liable for any injuries occurred during the previous Electric Sun Desert Music Festival. Please stay tuned to HEI Network for more updates regarding the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!
Posted October 11, 2021 at 6:50 am
More like the electric chair music festival because everyone who gose their DEIS!!!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:19 pm
So unprofessional of that movie critic to walk out on his duty to review. On Toni’s birthday, for GOD’s sake!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:36 pm
More like “Oh, God’s” ake! (1977, 98 Minutes)
Posted October 8, 2021 at 3:55 pm
Haha , you devil!
Posted October 9, 2021 at 2:08 am
97 minutes
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:20 pm
Total Bondtrayal.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:20 pm
James Bond is great, but where is Mark Proksch
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:47 pm
Mark, aka K-Strass, has been doing yo-yo routines at the local elementary and middle schools. He’s also got a successful NPO called Yo-Yos for Hobos, which allows him to do all kinds of great work with the local downtrodden. That said, I think we’re all due for a classic Stooges bit in the coming weeks.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:09 pm
Mark has been located
Posted October 10, 2021 at 10:31 pm
Yet he still eludes your capture.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:22 pm
wHere are the Movies????
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:22 pm
“On Birthdays” is a GREAT idea for a show!
Posted October 12, 2021 at 12:30 pm
Indeed, but there are only so many birthdays each year, and there won’t be enough time for bond anniversaries!!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:23 pm
3 bags appropriate for Bond
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:23 pm
I Found Mark Prutch
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:24 pm
No surprise that Toni didn’t see a single movie.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:16 pm
Leave her alone it’s her birthday
Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:24 pm
All the more reason for her to sit back and enjoy a birthday themed movie like The Birthday Cake (2021, 93 minutes.)
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:26 pm
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:30 pm
💀💀💀💀💀
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:27 pm
epic
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:28 pm
very unprofessional that gregg walked out on this episode. its the littlenthings like this that got the VFA shut down
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:28 pm
Needs more Gregg.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:29 pm
looking forward to a great and polio-free season 12
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:29 pm
god bless the HEInetwork
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:34 am
And God bless the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival. As always, stay subscribed to HEI Network for future updates.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:30 pm
great insight by gregg noticing that mass was the first five bagger of the season. you can’t just get that expertise everywhere!
Posted October 12, 2021 at 12:35 pm
Being a movie expert does not make you germ free, rio jenesis DOES!! gREGG IS FULL OF GERM! gregg more like GERMGG
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:30 pm
wouldve liked to hear toni’s thoughts on the new james bone
Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:32 pm
james bone…more like james holmes
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:31 pm
Turkington. Gregg Turkington.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:31 pm
Hei Points is about saving some for the boys
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:35 am
I can’t wait to spend my HEI Points at the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival. Keep plugged into the HEI Network for updates on this.
Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:32 pm
i’m a boy, can i have some points?
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:33 pm
What a great episode! So much joy and love between Tim and Toni.
Was great to watch that love chase away the dark cloud that is Mr. Turkington.
P.S. Greg needs to remember his place.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:34 pm
Toni as usual derailing the entire segment. We were promised Bond but Tim couldn’t deliver.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:36 am
Our team reviewed the above comment and found it to be UNTRUE. Tim rated Bond 3 bags of popcorn, and therefore did deliver. Stay subscribed to HEI Network for more corrections and updates regarding the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival.
Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:33 pm
see ya later politifacts…snopes can eat my balls….ESDMF is my new go to fact checker
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:34 pm
Something bad will happen tonite with toni and the boys. All the blamed planets are in retro. Advise against.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:38 pm
I’d give this episode two and a half bags of popcorn because we were robbed of one of the two reviews. Very unprofessional of Tim to hijack the episode. Hopefully Gregg will do a separate special honoring “Bond” and giving Daniel Craig a proper sendoff.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:12 pm
The HEI network would like all greggheadds to refrain from comment
Posted October 13, 2021 at 4:37 pm
its not the TURK Network! shut up you punks! go make a movie for your tick tack you idiots. When I was young we only had one tick tack, mint. Now you have orange, cinnamon, and movies! It just shows you what useless fools the youth is. Respect America and respect the HEI Network!
Posted October 9, 2021 at 4:58 pm
who care sabout bond when its Tonis birthday????!!!?
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:38 pm
The Mods will delete this but Mark’s medical paperwork/insurance history needs to be provided to Law Enforcement!! There is ample evidence that CRIMES have been committed! #justiceformark
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:52 pm
Mark and Gregg have been ducking the calls to chat with Tim’s insurance fraud ‘expert’. If they don’t settle this up, they’re going to be in hot water with the former trump administration.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:27 am
I wish Tim or Gregg (or even Toni I guess) would at least address the mark fiasco to get these crazy markheads to calm down
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:37 pm
Mark isnfree and just walking around now. You saw him in that one clip, picking up sticks! He duz not need governmental authirity in his corner. Let him alone to graz free.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:33 am
If you build a man a fire, then he’ll be warm for the rest of the evening.
If you set a man on fire, then he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:42 pm
I thought this was a show with movie expertise… where’s the Bond review I paid for? Disappointing start to HEI…
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:43 pm
I hope Gregg will update us with his #Bond rating next week!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:43 pm
I think Tim is turning into Glen Beck before our eyes.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:34 am
Vice Versa
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:45 pm
Gregg is just jealous because he hasn’t ever had a chance to “bond” with a special lady on her Birthday before…
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:49 pm
I’m starting to worry that Toni has a bit of a drinking problem.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:36 am
YEAST CROTCH
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:51 pm
Shame on Gregg for speaking I’ll of the dead.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:51 pm
Never had a palate for James Bond. 3 bags of popcorn was generous..
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:52 pm
I’ve been thinking about all the ways I can use my HEI points too!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:41 am
Make sure to save some of those HEI points for the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival! Like and subscribe to HEI Network for future updates on that front. 😎
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:52 pm
It was a truee tragedyyy
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:47 am
Mark, we were gladdened to see your new job as a groundskeeper. Please reach out to Tim, we have been looking for you to help with an important project that rhymes with the Eclectic Run Effort Cusack Smestival.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:53 pm
Vanessa Kirby cood sing the team music for the new John Decker
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:48 am
We love Vanessa Kirby! If you do too, stay subscribed to HEI Network for a future updates on the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:50 am
Our fact-checkers have reviewed this comment and found the information to be PARTIALLY TRUE. Vanessa Kirby’s true name is WENDY KIRBY. Our fact-checkers were unable to verify whether VANESSA is a middle name or simply an alias.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:53 pm
Lord, send me a love like Tim and Tomi’s!!
Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:07 pm
Agreed. This is the wholesome content the fans have been clamoring for.
Posted October 12, 2021 at 5:57 pm
as wholesom as a tung sandwich
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:55 pm
Bravo
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:55 pm
Bravo!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:56 pm
My faith in Gregg as a film expert is once again shaken and not stirred! (one for the bond heads)
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:57 pm
John Decker > James Bond
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:57 pm
so great and personally rewarding to see Toni FINALLY getting the spotlight she deserves! Forget On Cinema, how about On Tim & Toni ! Now that i GOTTA see
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:55 pm
Toni is working the MLM circuit right now…skin care and shakes, body wraps and nail treatments coming soon!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 6:58 pm
Tim’s product will save so many lives, we need to protect ourselves from the polio vaccine
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:00 pm
film expert gonna do what a film expert do
Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:38 pm
let the film expert talk bonds! i need to know if i need to go see it this weekend! where does it rank? really needing some good expertise!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:03 pm
dubble oh sevin always a pretty cool movie series… to bad greg couldn’t stick around. both guys looked prety handsome. is that ok to say? haha… maybe i’m getting old. praiseGod
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:04 pm
I hope Tommy doesn’t have a drinking problem. I wish her a happy birthday
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:08 pm
This episode was all about Toni and I wouldn’t have had it any other way!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:12 pm
Whats the name of the guy calling himself a movie expert? Is his name Assault With a Motor Vehicle?
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:17 pm
So odd that Gregg is very obviously dressed as the master codebreaker from The Last Jedi. This was the character that was STOLEN from Decker
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:28 pm
@gregg. Was hoping to get you bag rating for bond. Not sure if I should see this weekend. The 3 bag rating is scaring me off.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:34 am
Hopefully next episode Gregg will have time to give his popcorn rating for No Time to Die. Better not be anybody’s fucking birthday next week or I might have to seriously consider a refund (and I want it in Hei points, not shitty ass dollars thank you very much)
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:29 pm
Bond > Tim & Toni “Bonding” (watch how much “Bonding” you do on that couch, Tiom! We saw what happened with Tom Cruise Jr. RIP)
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:31 pm
I have a bad feeling about tonight! Please be careful guys!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:32 pm
Gregg didn’t even get to say the runtime, he said it was the longest but we didn’t even get to hear by how much because of Tony who doesn’t even like movies
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:34 pm
Three stars for the Bond with the longest run time? What the hell, Tim?
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:47 pm
You did it Tim, you killed BOND! I didn’t think it could be done, what a joke.
I can only imagine the incredible segment that Gregg had planned, all to waste, but at least he looked great in that White Tuxedo!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:48 pm
no more dreary movie theater
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:36 am
It just doesn’t feel right anymore, I didn’t sign up for this. Tim keeps straying from the show’s roots and I’m sick of it
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:53 pm
Surprise surprise off the rails already smh
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:55 pm
Am I supposed to watch Bond or not? So disappointed in Gregg for not giving me enough information…
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:13 am
DONT watc’h it! Tooo risky. Not a good invesdment like gold, Hei Points, or MoneyZap! FastKoin.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:55 pm
this was NSFW. too much kissing and not enough bond
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:19 pm
Were we watching the same show?? The kissing was beautiful, even a little sexy. 100 times better than B*nd.
Posted October 9, 2021 at 5:00 pm
yeah we needed MORE kissing and LESS bond
Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:23 am
REWIND & FREEZE!
There was actual digital penetration.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:57 pm
Idk about y’all but I’m trying to watch On Birthdays
Posted October 6, 2021 at 7:58 pm
#Neverforgettheelectricsun20
Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:50 am
Thank you for sharing your experience of the previous Electric Sun Desert Music Festival! We look forward to sharing more updates regarding the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival soon. Stay tuned into HEI Network for any updates.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:08 pm
It’s nice to see Tim happy and in love after all he’s been through
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:11 pm
Unprofessional Host Tim Heidecker needs to resign
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:37 pm
i hear ya brothre
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:12 pm
This first episode and surprise birthday celebration is definitely a 5 bagger. Also good to see small businesses like RJ’s Shakes and Vax Blocker being represented by the HEI Network!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:55 am
We’re close to securing a catering deal with RJ’s Shakes for the upcoming Electric Sun Desert Music Festival, but you didn’t hear that here! Stay tuned for the official announcement.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:18 pm
Only a film expert like Gregg could make those connections between Mask, Mash, and Mass.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:32 pm
James Bond is a crock of shit.
Mission Impossible is good because got Tom Cruise, but still not good a real spy Decker.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:11 am
Janes Bomd sounds like a TERRARIST to me!!!
killing people for some FORHIEN CUNDRY SUPERPOWER not Americka?
WHAT THA comunist FUKK is that??
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:36 pm
what kind of movie review show is this?? i wish i could go back intime to to the first season and WARN gregg about what this show would become. canNOT believe how they disrespectd film legend james bond in his finest hour. for shame!! cant wait for the next episode!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:58 am
Our fact-checkers reviewed the above comment regarding “film legend james bond in his finest hour” and found the information to be FALSE. Bond’s runtime is believed to be 163 minutes.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:41 pm
Ggregg’s elegant wardorbe evokes the classic Bonds. I thought any minute Jaws was going to jump out at him!
Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:22 am
His white sport coat was courtesy of The Tony Blundetto Collection.
Posted October 10, 2021 at 10:36 pm
Apologies . . .
I meant GREAT WHITE sport coat.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:46 pm
Didn’t even get to hear the runtime for Bond. sigh.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:34 pm
If its longer than 0 minutes its too long anyway. So they spared you!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:39 am
It’s long enough to watch this episode about 13 and a half times
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:47 pm
Thinking about unsuscribing? Got all decked out in Bond gear, only to spend half the video singing happy birthday to someone that isn’t a movie expert. The quality of this show is going downhill…. fast.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:48 pm
Gregg bringing up the Electric Sun Music Festival I’m CRYING
Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:52 am
There’s no reason to cry! Stay tuned to the HEI Network for more updates on the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:51 pm
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL EXPRESION OF LOVE
A BEAUTIFUL COUPLE
IM CRYING
– TIMHEAD1965
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:56 pm
Greg was out of control, very unprofessional
Posted October 6, 2021 at 8:59 pm
Still not enough Gregg
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:08 pm
Where the fuck is Joe!!!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:10 pm
Yea !
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:09 pm
Toni looking rough…
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:14 pm
Where the fuck is the theme song tim very disapointed
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:40 am
Don’t you recognize that it’s a remix of the classic tune? Discerning movie buffs would recognize. Sounds like you’re not a true fan
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:25 pm
don’t think i caught the part where they reviewed the james bond movie??? can someone link me to the timestamp i have been looking everywhere
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:29 pm
Happy Birthday Tony! Hope it was one for the books!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:30 pm
We NEed “Land of Bond 2”
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:46 pm
Wait, where’s the Bond Review? Oh right it was bumped because Tim and his wine-o wife were too busy with PDA to talk movies. season not looking good so far unless Gregg gets more airtime
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:43 am
Toni may be a wine-o, but you’re a whine-o. There is still time for them to address Bond next episode, and with this extra time in the oven I’m sure Gregg is gonna really hit the movie analysis out of the park with this one. Just be patient
Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:43 am
While agree patients is a virtue, have you ever heard of food burning for being the in oven too long? Whine-o I may be but a fan of burnt reviews I’m not…
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:49 pm
Gregg’s hair has 10-times the volume of Toni’s.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:55 pm
I was hoping we could get an update on Larue’s condition. #thoughtsandprayers
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:57 pm
I’m surprised Toni didn’t pound Gregg’s marteeny the second he left it unattended on the table.
hashtag “boozehound”
Posted October 6, 2021 at 9:58 pm
Movie Expertise is Back!!! Finally I can figure out what movie to watch this weekend!
(also happy birthday tony and all the best)
Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:02 pm
I DEMAND BOND
Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:08 pm
I wanted to know if I should see the new James Bond movie, but I never got to hear an EXPERT opinion! I don’t even know how long it is! How am I suppose to plan my weekend?
Thanks for nothing Tim! How many Hei points do I have to pay to see a movie review around here?
Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:14 pm
Midnight Mass also 5 bagger. Can’t believe the real mister movies didn’t Make tht connection
Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:32 pm
I would agree Mass was a total 5 bagger and James bond is garbage. 0 bags.
Happy birthday Toni! I cant wait for more HEI points!
Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:34 pm
Toni is looking beautiful. I bet she’s pregnant. Good thing she’s not taken the vaccine.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 12:20 am
She has three Fallopian tubes.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:10 pm
She’s vibrating at another frequency and it shows! I’m so happy for the whole fam.
Posted October 10, 2021 at 11:22 am
She’s vibrating like a tuning fork set to high F-demented all right, but that’s due to Zolpidem, Bisacodyl, Benzodiazepines, and Ethanol in copious amounts in the bloodstream.
Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:42 pm
i don’t ca re what exact chenicals, i’m just going to say drinky drinky.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:39 pm
Tough episode for bondheads, and I’m sure a lot of confused Catholics. But the set looks good and Tim seems like he’s in a good place.
Disappointing not to get any VFA news, but I understand that it’s hard to cover so many new movoes AND make time for news.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:42 pm
I would have given you 150,000 HEI points to not even mention Jame Bond. He’s the worst thing sonce Arthur which is also inuntolurable. I hate that.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:43 pm
I thought this was ‘On Cinema at the Cinema’ not ‘On Web Streaming at the Cinema’ get this Netflix stuff outta here.
Great reviews.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:49 am
I understand it’s a pandemic and all, but you literally cannot call it On Cinema at the Cinema if you are in fact not “at the Cinema”. If they are going to give us a show, they either need to call it something else, or show that they really are committed to the cinema premise by GETTING IN THE FUCKING CINEMA, health risks be damned. If they aren’t willing to put their lives on the line for cinema, they aren’t real movie buffs. This direction for the show is indicating to me that they are just not serious about their movie analysis anymore.
They could also take the third option of just delaying the show till the pandemic is wrapped up. But to do it like this is just lazy and false advertizment.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 10:56 pm
The show should be called The adventures of special master codebreaker (and world class movie expert) Agent Johnathon Kinkton, not Decker, he’s a hasbeen.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:15 pm
we are with u gregg don’t give up
Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:39 pm
I wonder how many times Bond has shat his pants when getting caught short in the middle of a rooftop chase.
Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:42 pm
am so happy for you Tim & Tony <3!!! good to see whole some values on our show's again.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:51 am
I thought it was Tony the tiger, not Tony the cougar. How old is she?? Robbing the cradle is not good values
Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:56 pm
that is really offensive! They are both good Christians celebrating life and serving Him. If she was so old why would the Lord bless them with a child?? get your facts straight
Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:47 pm
Just used HEI points to pay my rent this month. Thank you Tim for this incredible value opportunity. 5 bags of corn.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:02 am
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Posted October 11, 2021 at 11:48 pm
Hoping for some kind of “HEI card” so I can convert my hard-earned dollars into more points! 👍
Posted October 6, 2021 at 11:59 pm
yet again we see greggs pushed to the wayside. i am cancelling my supscription NOW!!!!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:55 am
We diehard Greggheads are used to pain and punishment for our continued loyalty to a show that incrasingly seems to no longer respect movie expertise, but this is really getting out of control, borderline scam at this point. How far over the line does Tim have to go before we REBEL? #callingallgreggheads
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:13 am
Toni is my favorite this new season is gonna rock
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:34 am
THANK YOU HEI POINTS!
I was a week from eviction, but after the HEI point deposit into my account and a long talk with my landlord, I’m now going to be homeless with 50,000 HEI points!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:16 am
… and the value is set to trickle up any day now! Although it could also trickle down. But that’s the point.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:39 am
WE DEMAND EXPERTS!!!!!!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:01 am
Speaking of experts, where the heck is LaRoux? I’d be willing to bet he would have spotted the connection between Mass and mass surveillance, and the mark of the beast and thus zero hour. Tim is kinda temping fate and inviting trouble by not having him around if it indeed happens during recording, god forbid
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:16 am
#zerohourhappened
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:16 am
I cant stan’ds this BRIDISH terrarist movie franchoze being constandley put in Americkan movie screans. WE NEAD MORE AMERICAKN HEROS!!
WHAT OUR YOU DOING, Americkan movie eczecudives?! WE DONT wan’t to watch nonAmerickan terrarist agensies propaghanda on our streeming platforms, movies, TV, or other forms of Americkan visual graphick endertainment.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:17 am
OGM! That’s exasctly what I’ve being saying all alongg
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:33 am
craig turkington may know a lot about movies but clearly he’s got a lot to learn about people. frankly i think it’s disgusting to see the host of this show and his beautiful WIFE being goaded and humiliated in such a way by a mere guest. tim is not only the host of on cinema but also the father of the on cinema family and mr turkignton should show a little more respect or else suffer the consequences, which i hope are severe. those kids are dead and they’re staying dead so DROP IT. i just hope next week’s guest conducts himself with a little more decorum. that said, i thought the reviews for both movies were excellent as usual and for that i give this episode five bags.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:41 am
it is undeniable that gregg is the most informed and knowladgeable movie expert out here but if he leaves his post nobody will talk about BOND at least mr movies axiom would always stand by his duties and make sure the people get movie sinformation that we need and crave for every day
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:41 am
hello kathy please call me
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:44 am
kathy
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:43 am
I’m not used to seeing a cake that doesn’t end up on the floor
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:52 am
Gregg, can you give us a VFA review of the new Jim Bond? Maybe do it on twitter. The world wants to know
Posted October 7, 2021 at 2:10 am
I bought tickets to go to the cinema here in Barcelona tomorrow and the cinema website didn’t accept HeiPoints. I thought: “Weird”. Especially for a cinema, who you’d think they’d be the first to take advantage.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 2:46 am
I miss Ayaka
Posted October 7, 2021 at 2:52 am
I will never tire of hearing Tim try, and fail, to read from cue cards.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:05 am
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Posted October 7, 2021 at 3:53 am
I cannot BELIEVE the efficiency of the #Heipoints system! Top-level integration, supply-chain protocols, and measurable, real-world financial accruement!
We’re off to the moon folks!! 🚀🚀🚀
Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:05 am
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Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:02 am
HOW MANY BAGS FOR BOND FROM GREGG????????????????????????
Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:04 am
Not enough Bond for us Greggheads. Good review of Rocky Dennis’ MASK though. 5 bags and a little toy mask as a memento.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:47 am
WTF is John Decker?
Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:48 am
i dont care for james bonmd
Posted October 7, 2021 at 4:52 am
Greg is a lyer and a fraud. Its a shame he’s aloud to run his mouth about stupid JAMES BOND and bring up the Electric Sun 19 time and time again.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:51 am
Thank you for your very correct take. We look forward to bringing you more information regarding the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:03 am
Had yoni
Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:03 am
Had tonu
Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:04 am
Hbd tim
Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:05 am
Disgusting
Posted October 10, 2021 at 11:25 am
We don’t need to hear about your honeymoon.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:35 am
How can I print HEI POINT
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:08 am
This was a traVesti. I watched Tom make out for a 3-bag rating from a HAK HOST. Bring back Grgg so he can give the rael rating, please.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:09 am
truly shocked at the horible unprofessionalness on display from tim and toni or the terrible T’s as i call them at home. greggs expertise is the only thing keeping this netowrk alive right now
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:09 am
this show would be a lot better if it was about movies. gonna have to ditch this tim fella.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:10 am
was really hoping for some more expertise here
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:32 am
Damn I wanted to hear what the Bond Popcorn Classic was 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:32 am
careful Gregg if you poke the bear you just might get the horns
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:44 am
I’m jealous of Toni!! Also Gregg, no one cares about Bond!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:45 am
I know one thing, James Bond never killed any kids!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:07 am
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Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:33 am
i wish they talked more about mask
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:13 am
gregg can’t even finish the first ep…get him the hell outta there!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:14 am
John Decker, by the way
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:15 am
Love me some John Decker
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:19 am
So I guess Gregg’s non review of Bond gets rounded down to zero bags…shame…I was dinterestes in seeing it.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:24 am
I guess they need to change Greg’s title to “Head Partypooper” wow what a buzzkill. Couldn’t even be bothered to say happy birthday!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:40 am
Hi, my friend Noor is wondering if you were going to review “Nativity 2: Danger in the manger” this season? Please reply if you work for hei network or if you think you can answer the question nevertheless.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:56 am
HEI points are going to overtake the US dollar by 2022? Has this been confirmed by Joe “mister money” Estevez?
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:44 pm
I wish they’d talk about The Mask (1994, 101 Minutes). SMOCKIN!!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:26 am
i’m happy to see Tim find love again after everything he has been through but he talks less and less about little Tom Cruise Jr. I haven’t forgotten him, has Tim?
Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:14 pm
He has a new son, Matt Newman. Being a daddy is a full time job! Cut him some slack
Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:43 am
I didn’t pay 50 bucks to watch Tim lend his wife to 2 Italians. #givemymoneyback
Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:01 pm
Now for ten years we’ve been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin’ stone
But that’s not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh, and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:47 am
This episode was much too vulgar and explicit, it upset my three children (Cedar is only 12 years old). Next time please stick to reviewing movies (such as the Wholesome and Good James Bond (007) and cut out the innaporpeate behavior!!!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:58 am
It’s toni time
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:36 pm
Toni getting sloshed
Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:15 pm
She’s a warm breath of fresh air
Posted October 9, 2021 at 8:54 pm
just don’t light a match neer that warm breath
Posted October 7, 2021 at 11:05 am
Welcome to On Birthdays, At the Birthday!!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 11:17 am
Any word on the long promised 40th anniversary celebration of Arthur?
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:36 pm
Username checks out
Posted October 7, 2021 at 11:18 am
Greg didn’t give a FAT RAT’S DARRIERE about that BDAY cake. His mind was on BOND.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 11:48 am
fix the comments, i shouldnt have to scroll through a billion comments to get to the post comment box.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:58 pm
Spend some HEI points to upgrade your account.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 11:59 am
On Cinema On Bond is a way better name, EVERY day of the year. Real movie experts know this.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:35 pm
Unprofessional bullshit from both sides today. Greg interrupting and disrespecting HEI CEO Tim Hiedecker. Then Tim disrespecting the MOVIES with skipping Bond. No Time to Die? More like No Time for Movie Reviews when You Are Busy PDAing your Wife on The Show.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 12:54 pm
Great episode, nice to see movie talk again…but not really a fan of the new elevator-music version of the show theme. Why not have Dekkar make a rocking version of that jingle?
Posted October 9, 2021 at 7:19 am
Agree. I think that the will prehaps are working out copyrigt for deckar to take over music on the NEW show to get passion about how it will feel new on cinma
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:09 pm
Selling NFTs for Hei Points. Please contact for a once in a lifetime offar.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:53 pm
Thoughts on the premiere:
>Congrats on TEN YEARS to the ON CINEMA brood!
>TIM’s Rick Perry/Anderson Cooper/Bill Maher spectacles did have the desired effect: they DID make him look marginally smarter than the vapid mass of solipsism he is — but if he wants to really butch up, he needs to take them off and chew on the temples more often.
>The new BOND film is overcooked, hamfisted GARBAGE (like all the derivative, dour Daniel Craig BOND films before) so I don’t miss CRAIG’s bag rating.
>THE MANY SAINTS OF NEWARK should have been the other review this week.
It was also GARBAGE (one question: you have FOURTEEN YEARS to write a screenplay and THAT’s what you come up with?) but it was still better than the dumpster fire of NO TIME TO DIET.
>The 40th Anniversary of ARTHUR (1981, 97 mins) is THIS YEAR.
There is still time to get MARK PROKSTCH in to sing “WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT BETWEEN THE MOON AND NEW YORK CITY, I KNOW IT’S CRAZY BUT IT’S TRUE.”
Please make it SO. For the CHILDREN.
>VERA DREW’s work has brought a new level of sheen and polish to this INSTITUTION.
And it’s about got-damn time!
>TONI & MATT NEWMAN are instruments of The Devil.
>”Mr. Money” JOE ESTEVEZ needs to grace us with his presence — SOON.
>TIM will likely contract Polio by the season’s end.
>HEI Points are yet another bit of TOUCHSTONE GENIUS that’s way ahead of the curve — AGAIN!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:55 pm
I’m surprised they did not address the HUGE elephant in the room: Who is going to reprise BOND next?
Posted October 7, 2021 at 1:56 pm
Excellent show.
Looking better than ever!
Greg killed the mood tho tbh, looked dumb in that Jamesey Boned costume.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:56 pm
Can’t argue with any of those points . . .
CRAIG skulked off like a rejected Prom Date.
(with no pink carnation & no pickup truck)
Posted October 7, 2021 at 2:50 pm
Way to tease us with the boys from DEKKAR! We need more Axiom and Manuel (and La Roux i guess though he doesn’t live in the rock house)
Posted October 7, 2021 at 3:19 pm
Gregg was eight. This isnt on cinem on birthdays, and, frankly it should have been oncinema on Bond to celibriate the worlds greats spy 007. The movie was a gaurenteed 5 bags in my books (haven’t seen it yet, but Bond is always 5 bags if not 5 hundred)
Posted October 7, 2021 at 3:39 pm
Greg deserves more respect on set! But this investment opportunity Tim has blessed us with is amazing!! I just sold my children, wife, and dogs for 1 trillion hei points! Great investment much success!!!!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 3:57 pm
That 3 Bag review was very misleading. I didn’t even hear any insite into Bond. I don’t know what to think
Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:15 pm
This HEI production value on the new season looks like they used only half my money.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:35 pm
Happy Birthday Toney!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:28 pm
Demon Succubus from the Pit of HELL.*
*(technically a pit** East of Pittsburgh, near Centralia, PA.)
**(technically related to a copse in Stull, KS.)
Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:40 pm
#JUSTICE4the19
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:22 pm
KEEP POKING THE BEAR!
SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
(Testosterone is a helluva drug.)
Posted October 7, 2021 at 5:47 pm
I can’t wait to get my HEI points so I can spend them on thinking about what I could spend them on.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:28 pm
Wow, a paltry 3 bags of popcorn for the new Bond puts it as one of the lowest rated films in history and definitely the lowest rated Bond flick. Gregg’s failure to assign a popcorn rating could be seen as a massive dereliction of duty for the world’s #1 Bond Head.
Also, a rating this low is not a good sign for the Bond franchise: studio heads typically don’t like it when a film puts up numbers this low. We’ll just have to wait and see if they even bother making another Bond after this.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:34 pm
Why would you let Gregg leave?!? He got all dressed up for nothing!! 🙁 </3
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:42 pm
Not sure why Tim puts up with Gregg’s poor behavior to this degree. Gregg, you’re lucky to be back after a long history of abuse of your (very fortunate) position in the On Cinema family.
From a slanderous testimony against Tim that was probably written by Rosetti the Rat, to wearing movie hats after being repeatedly told not to, you should be ashamed. Get in line and treat Toni and Tim with the respect they deserve.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:12 pm
And don’t forget:
>Medicare Fraud
>Copyright Infringement
>The utter destruction of Roy LaRue’s pelvis & legs
>Inhabiting a car and/or storage unit as a permanent domicile contrary to the Laws of The State of California, specifically San Berdoo County, specifically VICTORVILLE.
>too badass to even rate
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:51 pm
Toni & Tim… PLEASE stick to the movies and let greg speak his wisdom!!. save the romance for off camera or perhaps a new season of Decker
Posted October 7, 2021 at 6:58 pm
Doubt Gregg was able to just walk off the set. Laroo has the place on total lockdown.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:32 pm
The JOCKER has his WAYS & MEANS!
Ya FEEL me?
BITCH? Do ya?
Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:51 am
That’d really horrible language.
Posted October 9, 2021 at 9:15 am
It don’t matter to Omar.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:37 pm
Hopefully next week we will get some tips from Mr. Money himself Joe. I have a lot of dough to invest after that Target tip off.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:45 pm
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🕵️♂️
Posted October 7, 2021 at 7:46 pm
Very disappointed with this episode. Leave it to Tim to bring the distractions from the movie reviews we are all counting on. I hope Gregg brings back the tux next week and we finally get that Bond popcorn classic we’ve all been waiting for
Posted October 7, 2021 at 8:32 pm
no james bong no me
Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:03 pm
cant wate to see if jhamezs bond gives a tip of the hat to jhohnithin decker
Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:06 pm
Typical Gregg bullshit. Can’t even be bothered to participate in the very first episode of the most important season in On Cinema history. Why does Tim allow Gregg to be on the show anymore? He gets nothing but shit and disrespect from that guy. Joe Estevez was, is and always shall be the REAL Mister Movies.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:06 pm
Wow, what a disgrace. I’m as American as apple pie but this was Daniel Craig’s last outing as Bond and you really made a mockery of his legendary tenure as 007. You also disrespected the Bond heads, but more importantly, the Bond buffs (myself included). Like I said, I’m a proud Hei network memeber with a HEI POINTS balance currently sitting at 60,000, but I had to call you out for this sham of a first episode. Dross!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:17 pm
THANKS FOR A GREAT NEW SEASON TIN .
Sent from my iPad
Posted October 7, 2021 at 9:25 pm
This show used to be about the movies. Get back to the Movies pleez
Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:10 pm
I was an early adoptee because I thought we’d finally have EXPERT Gregg lead us back to the movies. Sadly he had to remind murderer how to spell, and I still don’t have my points! Where are those?!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:12 pm
Oh I guess I have only 60000. I want more.
Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:35 pm
Welcome to the party, PAL!
Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:37 pm
DYE HARD (2003, 92 mins, Philippines version)
Posted October 7, 2021 at 10:55 pm
apprently tim has “no time to DINE”, but thats apprently not an issue thanks to RJ’s meal replacement apprently
Posted October 8, 2021 at 1:55 am
Sorry guys I’m not paying 5$ a month for 40minutes. I will come back when you are done with it.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 5:29 am
I can learn a lesson from Tim…take my wife to nice Italian dinner after we eat a cake (even though I ordered a much bigger cake)
Posted October 8, 2021 at 7:01 am
i’d like to start a go-fund-me so Gregg can buy back the VFA and focus on what matters, movies. Tim is destroying the On Cinema brand!!!
Posted October 8, 2021 at 7:43 am
I prefer the focus on family. Looks like I’m having the family all sit down and watch Jack Deckers with the flag at full mast that they will raise in the morn.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 8:20 am
Why does Tim never want to talk about film? What is HE hiding?
Posted October 8, 2021 at 9:06 am
5 bags for bond!!!
Posted October 8, 2021 at 9:18 am
I’m going to go out on a limb here. I’m a #ToniHead
Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:43 am
God bless.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 6:51 pm
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:19 pm
The Newmans are a treasure. We must protect them!
Posted October 10, 2021 at 11:30 am
Normally, one would BURY treasure.
Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:45 pm
Hah!
Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:33 am
Wow. Happy Birthday Toni! That’s fantastic. You and Tim look so happy (I think you’re good for him, but don’t tell him I said that!)
Tim, you’re so gracious to give downer Greg another chance. He is looking for every opportunity to just push your buttons but you persevere. He’s not a film expert, he’s just an expert on being a HUGE DRAG. Greg’s attitude in this episode gets 0 bags of popcorn and a cup of poison that matches how TOXIC he is. God bless.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 6:53 pm
I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I’d heard the music years before
But the man there said the music wouldn’t play.
And in the streets, the children screamed
The lovers cried and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken —
The church bells all were broken.
And the three men I admire most
Larry, Curly, and Moe The Host
They caught the last train for the coast —
The day the music died.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 1:02 pm
Tims glasis stole the show sorry creg
Posted October 8, 2021 at 1:04 pm
Tony New Man has signs of liver failure which is sad. I would’ve liked to know wether to see the new bond film or not. As an aspiring film expert I will go ahead and see it.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 5:45 pm
TONI!!!
Tim is getting you drunk to take advantage of your fortune!
He’s going to steal it all YOU NEED TO SOBER UP
DON’T TRUST TIMM!!!!!
Posted October 8, 2021 at 7:04 pm
I appreciated the inclusion of the running time for Mass. This will most certainly sway my interest in favor of seeing the film.
I am sorely disappointed, though. There was no running time for the new James Bond film No Time to Die. I realize that Tim is not a fan, but this should be set aside in favor of the important issues. Such as the running time. How can I possibly know whether or not I want to see the film? Or if I have the time? There was no running time included. 3 bagger? How can I tell the credibility?
This is unprecedented even for On Cinema, the highly acclaimed film critique show of the last 20 years. Something is highly suspicious. I hope everything is working ok in On Cinema land. Maybe their watches have been misplaced? From this side we’re missing the important topics on the most anticipated of releases.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 7:06 pm
I should also add that I realize Greg attempted to inform us of the running time, but was cut off and we were told to wait. As I sat in anticipation of the running time being revealed in full I was only left with disappointment as it was never truly revealed in detail.
Posted October 8, 2021 at 7:46 pm
Thank you Tim; finally someone has the courage to stand up to James Bond and speak the truth!
Posted October 9, 2021 at 7:14 am
A MAN
Posted October 10, 2021 at 11:31 am
A PLAN PANAMA
Posted October 10, 2021 at 11:33 am
RATS LIVE ON NO EVIL STAR
(Rosetti will likely be found in a CANAL.)
Posted October 8, 2021 at 9:20 pm
I’d like to see what kind of spy stuff LA ROUX gets up to in his spare time. Bond is so boring maki g me yawning I want to see what LA ROUX does behind the scenes now that’s cool stuff that’s exciting things hahahaha so cool larouz
Posted October 8, 2021 at 9:23 pm
Hey Tim hahahaha so funny Toni’s borthday so good hahahahaha greg is such a jack pit hahaha his jacket so small for him he thinks he looks like bond? No way man bond is the worst bond is way stronger than him too and also bond never had that long of hair what is greg thinking??? Maybe time to visit the barber and spend some of his hei points on a hair cut and maybe then dress up like bond again hahahah so funny Tim and Toni getting drunk tonight man oh man I’m so jealous to see the boys making that party too yesssss gonna be so funnnn hahahaha awesome
Posted October 8, 2021 at 10:10 pm
WE WANT BOND! WE WANT BOND! WE WANT BOND!
Posted October 8, 2021 at 11:22 pm
I sure hope Matt Newman is getting invited to the big party for his mom. This could be just the thing to help him break that dreadful video game addiction!
Posted October 9, 2021 at 5:19 am
I love HEI network I am going to replace my Netflix with it
Posted October 9, 2021 at 6:13 am
Love the new seson and format already no more BULLSHIT 2021. And yes bond has gone so downhill
Posted October 9, 2021 at 7:08 am
Great first ep, glad we are BACK AT THE MOVIE. side note: LOVE the claims of LTD limited libelty great way to cover up and block more pesky lawyers. It you product that blocks like the vaccine and Rio Jensis is needs to be defuended like constitution, God, and our freedoms. We MUST defend our freedom and this was a great example how freedom of speech will live on through proper libeling / putting labels like “not FDA Aapproved (because we know how much FDA is lies and corrupt like the wire) or LIMITED CLAIMS” and we at law firms like to see that kind of content. RJ shake is not libel because of how SMART and FAST Tim is to put that up there’s on screen. As a catholic I did watch mass instead of church and no I have confession now, Godb less! BOND IS FOR SEX PERFORMERS – Bible, chapter 6:9:42:06
Posted October 9, 2021 at 7:11 am
Case and point: limited clams will help marketing that is GOD center
Posted October 9, 2021 at 7:10 am
Happy birthday to Tony and the boys!!!
Posted October 9, 2021 at 7:16 am
Wow, didnt need akll rthat kissing, LESS PDA MORE VFA
where mark
Posted October 9, 2021 at 8:00 am
Ggreg’s elegant wardorbe evokes the classic Bonds. I thought any minute Thunderball was going to jump out at him!
Posted October 10, 2021 at 11:55 am
Sharper than Sheffield steel — he looks like he consorts with PUSSY GALORE.
(One fist of IRON, the other of STEEL.
If the right one don’t wreck ya, then the left one will.)
Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:48 pm
Wasn’t Thundernballs the cat? I forget those movies, no mental picture.
Posted October 12, 2021 at 1:26 pm
THUNDERBALLS & LIGHTFOOT (1974, 115 min)
Posted October 9, 2021 at 12:17 pm
Finally a beautiful H-E-T-I-R-O sexual couple onscreen show-casing their God approved love instead of HollyWEIRD with their gay this gay that destabilizing everything and confusing our youth and even older folks like me.
Posted October 9, 2021 at 2:14 pm
Personally I would have preferred James Dean to James Bond. But I’m no film expert with a Guinness world record for watching 500 movies in 500 days.
Posted October 9, 2021 at 8:40 pm
Oh man James Bond takes it on the chin again with a measly 3 bags of popcorn, I’m glad it’s his last.
Posted October 10, 2021 at 12:51 pm
This episode should be titled “No Time to Discuss Movies”
Posted October 10, 2021 at 1:23 pm
Can’t wait to cash out my hard-earned Hei Points and buy a popcorn machine! I’m already creating dummy accounts just to get more points, but you didn’t hear this tip from me!
Posted October 11, 2021 at 6:25 am
surprised Tim gave 3 for the Bond flick…seems he’s maybe he’s getting to be a Bond head in his old age.
Posted October 11, 2021 at 1:39 pm
Unbelievable… Timheads are at it again with this unrelated nonsense. I genuinely wanted to go catch the new bond movie but I’m unable to get the expert movie opinions that I need to make informed decisions.. no runtimes, no starring actors, nothing. We’re left completely in the dark from these so called movie “reviews” while tim parades his wife around.. absolutely shameful display
Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:09 pm
Good prognosis on these flicks!
Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:29 pm
Almost Wendesday! I’m shaken and stirred with ancipitation of Ggreg’s Episode Two wardorbe! In Episode One he looked so much like 0007 I thought Goldeneye was going to jump out at him!
Posted October 11, 2021 at 4:32 pm
And before any of you hotheads jump to the conclusion that I’m on Ggreg’s side or Tim’s side, the answer is BOTH AND NEITHER! The only side I’m on is the side of beautifull wardorbe!
Posted October 12, 2021 at 1:28 pm
REFLECTIONS IN A GOLDENEYE (1967, 108 min)
Posted October 11, 2021 at 6:55 pm
who cares about james nond this mask movie sounds very very good AND fun to watch as well
Posted October 11, 2021 at 8:45 pm
Shakes look like trash
Posted October 26, 2021 at 3:35 pm
Pink slime from the floor of an abattoir.
Mixed with Luther San’s cremains.
Posted October 12, 2021 at 8:13 am
Can’t wait for Hei film expert Gregg to weigh in on doon
Posted October 12, 2021 at 11:22 am
Is the resemblance to the Breaking Points set deliberate? If so: Brilliant!
Posted October 12, 2021 at 5:32 pm
Hi
Posted October 13, 2021 at 8:55 am
not a single mention of the “incident” from the last oscer special. how many bodies does Gregg have in his closet?
Posted October 13, 2021 at 12:12 pm
Very disappointing guest, Tom. Maybe find someone better.
Posted October 13, 2021 at 2:31 pm
Jeanine Bastard? Asking for a friend
Posted October 13, 2021 at 3:42 pm
The James Gang – not a huge fan, but they have their moments. A little rough around the edges, but Funk 49 gets 5 brown paper bags from me.
Posted October 13, 2021 at 9:22 pm
THank you for the HEI points tim and I won’t be seeing the new James bond movie .
Posted October 13, 2021 at 11:35 pm
Tim, Can I trade HEI points for Reo-Genesis products?
I need some steam in the old engine.
Posted October 14, 2021 at 9:14 pm
Test
Posted October 15, 2021 at 6:47 am
Gregg should piss in Tim’s shake for not letting him discuss James Pond! What a shitshow!
Posted October 17, 2021 at 9:35 am
Too short, not content.
Posted October 21, 2021 at 3:34 am
5 begs
Posted November 1, 2021 at 2:19 pm
Finally had a moment to start the show and do I get movie expertise? Not much. Just gross making out from two gross people. Would like a refund.
Posted November 7, 2021 at 11:34 pm
5
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Posted November 15, 2021 at 12:57 pm
Seriously though, are HEI point real?
Posted November 16, 2021 at 12:27 am
There are a few brief seconds when they are talking about Mass that you can see clips from the show Midnight Mass on the TV behind them. I love that little detail 😆
Posted November 24, 2021 at 7:14 am
Just catching up to this season now, great stuff from the Buffs
Posted December 13, 2021 at 2:42 pm
Gregg just can’t stop poking the bear
Posted December 17, 2021 at 2:42 am
Loved this episode. 5 Bagger!
Posted December 23, 2021 at 9:46 am
Too much Gregg, put some duct tape on his mouth!
Posted February 10, 2022 at 8:12 pm
WRONG
Posted January 3, 2022 at 4:42 am
Can’t believe Tim brought a bottle of BOLLINGER champagne (Famously James’ champagne of choice) while completely sabotaging Gregg’s thoughts on BOND.
Blatant disrespect from Tim!
Posted February 10, 2022 at 8:11 pm
I paid a lot of money to see Greg get more hassle from Tim. kind of sad about that but otherwise great show.
Tim, I emailed you and have yet to hear a response please call the number provided in my email!!!
Posted February 11, 2022 at 9:35 pm
What a great start to the season 🙂
Posted March 19, 2022 at 2:31 pm
I would have walked off too with that unprofessional behavior – however Gregg should have given us his rating first. I’m not sure if I should see Bond with Tim’s 3 bag, 1 soda rating.
Posted March 25, 2022 at 12:56 pm
We need Bond vs. Dracula! It’s a popcorn classic waiting to happen.
Posted May 22, 2022 at 8:29 am
brand new way of thinking about money
Posted July 29, 2022 at 2:20 pm
THE STROMS COMING FOLKS
Posted July 30, 2022 at 10:51 pm
Has Tim ever been able to get intimate with Toni Newmann? I remember she mentioned behind clise doors that he was never able to perform.
Posted September 5, 2022 at 1:31 pm
Hey guys, thanks Tim for the vax blocker, signed, recent Polio victim
Posted October 26, 2022 at 9:57 am
oh my god. the slider on the wide shot has me dying. always a red flag on set lol
Posted January 6, 2023 at 2:52 pm
I’m no Bondhead but Gregg deserved a chance to give his review. Not sure I like the new HEI direction .