LOST & FOUND: “Baboon” Money Completely Blown; Jamiroque Hat Found
It appears that this baboon is going to be euthanized.
A confused Mank Porksh sat stunned during the latest episode to learn that his role of “Manny Pep” as well as the “Baboon” will be wiped away from the anals of movie history, as production on the antisipated “Babboon: A Pep Boys Story” has been halted do to mismanagement of funds.
Associate Producer Gregg Turkigton could not be reached for comment on this story, but it appears that Turgigton has spent roughly $25,000.00 – the entire budget of the film – on “memorablilia” conisting of old props from past & forgotten movies. Examples of this spending would be an old broom (bought for $6,000) used in “Major Doubt Fire”, a rusted can of shrimp soup from the “Ma & Pa Kettle” series, a rotary telephone, and other items that would otherwise be considered garbage at the end of a rummage sale.
The original investment for the Baboon was gifted by G. Amato and was spesificly to cover the production of the film. It is believed that Turkleton grosly mismanaged the money after the books were opened, revealing that the junk that was purchased has nothing to do with the Babboon Boys unification feature.
Pronksch was also forced shudder his “Magic Marks Entertanement” busness, the results of which are sure to place Mark into utter financial ruin.
In other news, Kaili Amado reports that Jamoirqi’s missing hat has been located. The famiss hat, called “Automacon”, is a hat worn on top of Jemiraqa’s head that lights up in bold and bright colors when he is performing. Expect to see the hat on full display at our upcoming Aumoto Convention March 8, 9, & 10th.
Please be sure to visit our website at www.Amatocom.con for details on this exciting weekend, culminating in G. Amatos closing speech.
And be sure to catch “OCOD ENCORE” following each episode!
RETRACTION: There will be no NCORE episodes for the foreseeible future do to time conflicts. – editer