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EMERGENCY STATEMENT REGARDING THE WENDY KERBY VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL

Posted on by Tim Heidecker, President and CEO of HEI Network

Wendy Kerby. Who’s career i had much hope for and believed her to be of extreme talent has turned out to be nothing more than a sheep in wolfs clothing. A flop who’s acted out a charade and fooled many into believing she had talents when in fact she has no talent and disappointed many. Just look at her attitude and deception during the Wendy Kerty Special to see how she has let many down. I am deeply sorry to have proceeded with that event as her involvement has made many upset at it’s quality.

Rest assured she will no longer be featured as an entertainer or singer on the Hei Network.

In addition, I have officially disbanded the group D4.

Additionally Gregg Turkington has apologized for the poor quality of his Rom Cum Roundtable and it’s disappointing and boring contents. He assures me much mroe planning and thought will go into future segments he provides.

Positively though, I can announce that the rock group Dekkar has reunited to make music together again. Dekkar is literally a “Band Of Brothers” who have fought though tough times and yes there was hardship and deception amongst their rangs its not obvious that music has the power to heel and The band will likely be recording a new record soon. Those concerned with my health need not worry, aside from my diabetes which has returned I was so excited about the special i was administered a mild sedative intravenously before our acoustic Empty Bottle performance.

I am now focusing all my energy on Dekkar, healing my marriage to Toni Neman and completing construction on The Hei Ranch which we hope to broadcast The 9th Annual Oscar Special from – The Hei Ranch’s 6000 SQ Foot State of the Art Broadcast Soundstage will be the perfect facility for us to provide Oscar Coverage and Special Performances from many including Dekkar.