Hei Network Preps for It’s Big Debue Next Sunday

Hei Network, the all access one of a kind, top leader in streaming technology, news, entertainment and beyond is “all systems go” for their premiere launch on April 25th in order to present their own On Cinema Oscar Special with many guests already planned and confirmed for the one of a kind event, being broadcast for members only and ticket holders (those who have already purchased tickets for the event previously) Including Mister Movie Himself and Ex-Dekkar band member, Axiom who has promised to provide a comprehensive gide to what movies are potentially oscar winners this year.  

Host, Tim Heidecker has been busy organizing all the Hei Team members and making sure all is well so that a wonderful show could be presented as such. Heidecker, who has previously hosted many other On Cinema Awards Shows is excited to present a wonderfully show that will be received very well by all. It is his hope that this special extends the legacy of the On Cinema Oscar Special, as it’s known for being a premiere source of information and entertainment. Heidecker hopes all will enjoy what Hei has to offer. “I am looking forward to a wonderful evening of interesting conversation and get to the bottom of many things, as you can imagine.” Heidecker spoke with a Hei reporter earlier and provided that statement to them at that point. 

“We have no room for frauds or anyone who could be presented as a danger to the safety of our wonderful cast and crew, as you can imagine we take that seriously, and will be carefully choosing only guests who understand safely and respect for rightful ownership (aka, our guests will certainly have receipts for all that which they own)” 

The 8th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special will air EXCULSIBLY on HEI NETWORK on April 25th at 5pm Pacific. 

126 thoughts on “Hei Network Preps for It’s Big Debue Next Sunday

  1. Gwendolyn

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 3:38 pm

    where Gregg turk

    1. DrSanIsAlive  

      Posted April 16, 2021 at 11:08 am

      I am sure he is busy preparing for the return of Dr. San. He ascended to the Kingdom of God, Kingdom of Heaven but was sent back to us. He has unfinished business

      1. BetterOffGreggHead

        Posted April 16, 2021 at 1:25 pm

        You are an ignoramus, and have obviously been getting your nutrition solely from “Vaping Technology”.

        1. DrSanIsAlive  

          Posted April 16, 2021 at 1:35 pm

          There is no need for insults, you will all see with your own eyes soon enough. Dr. Luther Sanchez, incarnate of Dr. Rasputin, lives again. He is ordained by God.

      2. SyntheticApriori  

        Posted April 19, 2021 at 1:04 am

        I would love to see a Hologram of the good Doctor. I know Tim still loves him and holds him close to his heart

        1. TCH JR

          Posted April 21, 2021 at 10:37 am

          those holograms are an abomination

      3. Michael Chaddock

        Posted April 22, 2021 at 2:26 pm

        Yes. Dr San is alive and did nothing wrong.

    2. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

      Posted April 18, 2021 at 6:33 am

      at the VFA dubbing and archiving tapes faster than the heart beats of any the non-surviving electric sun 19 vapeheads combined
      I heard gregg is up to 73 hei quality vcrs, only the best brands for the VFA
      coincidentally the mummy starring Borlis Klaroff has a run time of 73 minutes

    3. What About Values?

      Posted April 22, 2021 at 1:22 pm

      Probably shivering in his car and eating Old McNuggets

    4. Ryan Patin

      Posted April 25, 2021 at 9:47 pm

      <3 Gregg

  2. Daniel Uribe

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 3:39 pm

    This entire article is Gregghead erasure.

    1. NewYorkUgly  

      Posted April 15, 2021 at 8:49 pm

      Gregg made his choices.

    2. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

      Posted April 18, 2021 at 6:35 am

      Film Trivia Time – Eraserhead has a runtime of 89 minutes

      1. xavieraubin_charron@hotmail.com  

        Posted April 18, 2021 at 8:42 pm

        Would have been a better movie if David Litnch had been able to reach the golden 100 minutes mark. More time equals more movie magic!

  3. Daniel Mabe

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    Thankfully the health of everyone in attendanse for this one of a kind event will be better off with only the presence of the real mister movies axiom and not any other movie expert impostors

    1. Film buff in training

      Posted April 14, 2021 at 4:49 pm

      Axiom didn’t actually see Jurassic Park. He probably doesn’t even own a single tape!

      1. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

        Posted April 18, 2021 at 6:37 am

        I believe there is video evidence of Mister Movies AKA Axiom watching Jurassic Park which has a runtime of 128 minutes

        1. TCH JR

          Posted April 21, 2021 at 10:39 am

          Was it Jurassic Park or El Parque Jurasico?

      2. Cpt. Dan Gooobler

        Posted April 18, 2021 at 6:06 pm

        There are much better metheds to waatching movies than on old and outdated tapes.The great Tim Newman even gifted a guest of the show a newe blue Ray player for watching boring movies on.

    2. BetterOffGreggHead

      Posted April 14, 2021 at 5:26 pm

      “We have no room for frauds or anyone who could be presented as a danger to the safety of our wonderful cast and crew, as you can imagine we take that seriously, and will be carefully choosing only guests who understand safely and respect for rightful ownership (aka, our guests will certainly have receipts for all that which they own)”

      … so I take it from this clear statement that Tim has un-invited himself? He clearly fits all the criteria.

  4. TimWasInnocent

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    Thank you Tim for getting to the bottom of many of the biggest problems our society faces with the RADICAL LEFT in power

  5. Cullen McFater

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    Hey Tom Newman why don’t we get some Turkish Delight in here!!!!!! Not axium!!!!!!!!

    1. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

      Posted April 18, 2021 at 6:42 am

      Turkish Delight has a runtime of 108 minutes

  6. Paul McBryde

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    Tim needs to not infest Alcohol this year for his own sake (and his families)

    1. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

      Posted April 18, 2021 at 6:49 am

      I agree, Tim and financial gurus Toni and Joe Mr Money Estevez should strike a big deal for the Oscar special with SAKE ONE the first, largest, biggest and of course best sake producer in the USA.
      GO TIM GO. SAKE SAKE SAKE

    2. Cpt. Dan Gooobler

      Posted April 18, 2021 at 6:07 pm

      I think pastor Lewis said it best: Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.

    3. Jack Brown

      Posted April 19, 2021 at 4:07 pm

      His alcoholism is almost as bad as his rage-aholism

    4. BENGAZITRUTHNOW

      Posted April 21, 2021 at 3:07 pm

      I’d be drinking too if i had to share a stage with GRegg for hours. Lay off!

  7. Thomas Klein

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 3:43 pm

    “Including Mister Movie Himself and Ex-Dekkar band member, Axiom“

    Oh good, confirmation both Gregg and Axiom will be there!

    1. Gwendolyn

      Posted April 14, 2021 at 3:45 pm

      thank god

      1. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

        Posted April 18, 2021 at 6:50 am

        Thank Oh, God! which we all know has a runtime of 98 minutes

  8. P. Ricky Fly

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 3:44 pm

    His name is Tim Newman. Who exactly is this Hei reporter? They need a copy editor or something.

    1. BetterOffGreggHead

      Posted April 14, 2021 at 5:28 pm

      Exactly. He can’t even keep track of his own name, let alone the litany of failed projects and so called “music” ventures he has embarked on. Stick to the movies and what matters most!!

  9. Erik Engberg

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 3:45 pm

    Looks like no Gregg ?

  10. MrEricSir    

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    I’ve got the Oscer Fever!

    1. Thanes of the Shire Fan Club

      Posted April 19, 2021 at 4:20 pm

      Me too

  11. Joseph Krueger

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    Stay safe lots of Jokers out there

  12. craxton    

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    I have a theory (kind of like movie theories which viewers enjoy coming up with!) that this article was, in fact, written by Gregg Turkingtons. This is why it isn’t portly written like when Tim or Axiom or Rev. Lewis or whomever usually writes these writes them

    1. BetterOffGreggHead

      Posted April 14, 2021 at 5:36 pm

      Okay TimBot. This was obviously written by Tim as it is utterly littered with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors.

      1. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

        Posted April 18, 2021 at 6:39 am

        Better off Dead has a runtime of 97 minutes

  13. Jason Nova

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 4:06 pm

    Let’s hoppe this ‘big debue’ abides by the zero FRAUD pledge…we’ll be watching!

    1. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

      Posted April 18, 2021 at 6:56 am

      1 time oscar winning, but 4 time oscar losing (to the Hobbit: An unexpected Journey, which has 2 runtimes original-169min, Supremely extended edition – 182 mins) Zero Dark Thirty has a runtime of 157 minutes

  14. Michelle Stone

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 4:11 pm

    Show us the receipts of those Hawaii plane tickets Gregg Turkington paid for and was never reimbursed as agreed.

  15. Skid Maher

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    where is Ayaka

    1. IMissAyaka

      Posted April 14, 2021 at 9:56 pm

      I wonder that, too. Where is she?! It’s drivin me insane.

  16. What About Values?

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 4:19 pm

    I am glad to c the HEI staff of which I assume there are MANY for this type of operation is writing good material and the truth.

    Nothing will go wrong, especially with Muncher.

    1. Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX2:Judgement Day)

      Posted April 14, 2021 at 5:07 pm

      Although I’m sure you don’t need it, I just want to give you some reassurance that an operation with Mr. Movies, Mr. Money, AND Mr. Electric Sun 21 himself can’t go wrong, even though I’m sure you don’t need reassurance.

      1. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

        Posted April 18, 2021 at 6:59 am

        Evidence presented at the Electric Sun 20 Trial, PROVED it was only the electric sun 19

        NOT 20 NOR 21

  17. Tom McIntyre

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 4:42 pm

    I’m sure this will be a blessed event

  18. Zardoz105    

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    I have the fever. The Oscar fever that is@

  19. sanx BiLe

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 4:53 pm

    Hope that weird guest with the dusty old vhs tapes isn’t there this year

  20. hyzer    

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    ok see you then

  21. Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX2:Judgement Day)

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    WHOSE GONNA LOOSE?

    1. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

      Posted April 18, 2021 at 7:00 am

      Footloose of 1984 has a runtime of 110 minutes
      Footloose of 2011 has a runtime of 113 minutes

      1. Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX2:Judgement Day)

        Posted April 22, 2021 at 11:36 am

        But who produced them and much MONEY did they make?

        Can’t do anything without money.

  22. Tyler Mourey

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 5:07 pm

    Who will be catering this year? RIP Tom.

    1. Cup of Soda

      Posted April 15, 2021 at 2:32 am

      Screw Chaplans Chilli THEIR FOOD IS POISUN!!!

      1. Cpt. Dan Gooobler

        Posted April 18, 2021 at 5:43 pm

        Cup of soda, I personally endorse the bean stewe, it has been a favorite of mine and my family for some itme!

  23. Jorge Abadin

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 5:51 pm

    I love movies!

  24. Movies  

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 5:51 pm

    I love movies

    1. Jonathan Giusti

      Posted September 18, 2021 at 4:49 pm

      movie

  25. JUSTICE 4 VFA    

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 5:59 pm

    Tim wouldn’t even know how to work a VHS machine!

  26. Emily Applewhite

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 6:01 pm

    Anyone else got the Oscer fever??

    1. Thanes of the Shire Fan Club

      Posted April 19, 2021 at 4:22 pm

      I still remember that amazing spectacle! A lot of work went into that but Tim didn’t care..

  27. Samuel Cook

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 6:21 pm

    Looking forward to it! Hope Tim brings movie experteez, conservative values, Minions and Happy by Pharrell Williams to this years Oscer

  28. Sarah Greene

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 6:35 pm

    Looking forward to OC co-host, leader of the VFA, the real buff and Mister Movies Gregg Tirkington!!! Soon to be Oscer winner!!

  29. Dr. San Jr.

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 6:42 pm

    Please remember to warn your viewers about the dangers of this Biden vaccine.

  30. therevolvingmonk  

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 7:06 pm

    It’s never to early too start preying for the soles of all those who will be murddered by Gregg Turkinton on this years Oscar Special.

  31. Chase Pillon

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 7:19 pm

    preying to Gob for the safely of every Hei member that attends this lovely e-event.

  32. Jeremy Dyar

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 7:39 pm

    Is Bad Boy Jonny Depp going to make an appearance? If Axiom could get Jonny Depp to come that would make up for having Axiom there in the first place.

  33. Aaron Rusch

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 7:43 pm

    Be sure to cack the windows this year,,,

  34. John Greatman

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 9:21 pm

    There is a massive public outcry for more Gregg Tinkurton. It’s movie time (VFT)

    1. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

      Posted April 18, 2021 at 7:12 am

      Although gregg is not the head of Hei…he is indeed the head of the film archiving and film critiquing industries combined. CFA and CFC
      Hei may have the brawn but gregg has the brains

  35. Glitter-Lenny    

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 10:06 pm

    Who saves the recipes for everything they own?!?! Show me the recipe for the vapers from Electric Sun 20 festival than!!

  36. Snakes McBlade

    Posted April 14, 2021 at 11:04 pm

    Dear Axiom,

    Aren’t all nominees potential oscer winners? Or do you plan on giving in-depth expertise about who you think will take home Oscar gold?

  37. Rick Thompson

    Posted April 15, 2021 at 12:21 am

    There’s simply no way the Oscer special can succeed through Hei Network with Axiom at the movie wheel. It would require the fake mister movie to watch over 501 movies, and even then it would be challenged by the previous record holder who has likely watched more movies since achieving his genis book of records title. Eventually, Oscor success would go before the Hobbithead oscer buffs and be ruled a massive failure, since it would require Axiom to watch the Lord of the Rings movie series and Hobbit films, something also very unlikely to happen.

    1. HogShot

      Posted April 15, 2021 at 2:53 pm

      It’s not quantity it’s quality. What good is watching 501 movies on VHS when the real movie buffs are using VR! Following the advice of Technology Expert, Max Eucompco I refuse to watch any movie without my VR headset from Best Buy.

      1. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

        Posted April 18, 2021 at 7:08 am

        You are clearly not a film buff.
        Dedication, devotion, and commitment are the tenets of an expert.

    2. BetterOffGreggHead

      Posted April 16, 2021 at 1:28 pm

      Finally, an well-thought out and factually correct comment. I feel like everyone else is drinking “organic” champaign here.

  38. Nicholas Miller

    Posted April 15, 2021 at 5:01 am

    excited to talk movies again

  39. Jesse den Boer

    Posted April 15, 2021 at 5:25 am

    It is MOVIE TIME grab some bubbly and sit back while mister movies Axiom tells us what to watch and what is just rubbish and deserves not a single second of our attention

  40. Jake Brain

    Posted April 15, 2021 at 5:48 am

    I can’t wait for Atlas to shrug at this event. The Clinton Machine has turned on!

  41. raspiz

    Posted April 15, 2021 at 9:59 am

    > We have no room for frauds or anyone who could be presented as a danger to the safety of our wonderful cast and crew

    I guess this means Tim will be sitting this one out. I wouldn’t call Axiom “Mister Movies” (does he even have a system to organize his movies?) but he at least seems more informed that Tim and has been seen hanging out with real stars like Johnny Depp.

    As much as I hat to admit it, HEI Network does sound legit and might just be the next big thing in film analysis, so long as they keep the unhinged Tim sober and off the set.

  42. Oscer-Head

    Posted April 15, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    so what if greg owns a hundred tapes he is a fraud who kills everyone with his car exhaust mr axoim, is probalby much more movies seen and knows all about what makes a movie GOOD not just the minutes in the movie

  43. Five Bags Rob (Hobbithead)

    Posted April 15, 2021 at 4:21 pm

    Planning my Oscer special snacks now! Hint: All of than come with a hravy helping of Dekkar Peppard. Yum!

  44. Larry Fitzmaurice

    Posted April 15, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    Will Muncher be there

  45. Dan Ayers

    Posted April 15, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    real muster movies gregg turkingtin forever

  46. Brendan Blackmer

    Posted April 16, 2021 at 11:02 am

    where is xposed with roy larue?

  47. The Comedy Films of Harold Lloyd

    Posted April 16, 2021 at 7:06 pm

    I hope Tim can find a little time to focus on his silly side and get back to the great comedy films of yesteryear. I’m pulling for more classic comedy impressions, more of the time.

  48. Andrew Dobson

    Posted April 17, 2021 at 12:51 pm

    Everyone should post what kind of popcorn they like! I like a little butter on mine ?

    1. ZuzuNo1TimSupporter#abolihsVFA

      Posted April 17, 2021 at 4:04 pm

      I wish I could share any popcorn with Tim. #butter #cheese #TimHeinecker

    2. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

      Posted April 18, 2021 at 7:02 am

      I prefer to buy Unsalted butter and add 1 tsp of salt to each tbsp of butter

      1. Deg Tennyson

        Posted April 21, 2021 at 6:49 pm

        Salt (2010) has a running time of 104 minutes!

  49. ZuzuNo1TimSupporter#abolihsVFA

    Posted April 17, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    It’s incredible how full of suckcess Tim’s life is.I am proud of him every day.He truly taught me everything I know and apply in my daily life.

    1. Great_Expectations_(1946-118mins)_(1998-111mins)

      Posted April 18, 2021 at 7:05 am

      As a member of the GIG economy I subscribe and apply quotes of yesteryear to my daily life.
      “Greatness Inspires Greatness”
      -Charlie Dickens

  50. Andreas Weber

    Posted April 18, 2021 at 5:41 am

    osker!

  51. Matthew Chalich

    Posted April 18, 2021 at 10:54 am

    I like both Tim and Gregg. Does that make me a TiggHead or a GremHead?

  52. Cameron O'Connor

    Posted April 18, 2021 at 1:32 pm

    I think Gregg needs to be present for it to be a real MovieMagic night!

  53. xavieraubin_charron@hotmail.com  

    Posted April 18, 2021 at 8:37 pm

    Can’t wait for the great Hollywood Joe ‘Money’ Esteves to discuss movies and finance with Mister Movie himself, the very knowledgeable Axia! Maybe we will have some news about Marc Porcks as well!

  54. Matthew Chesnut

    Posted April 18, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    Looking for Owen? Has anyone seen him?

  55. Flynn Daunt

    Posted April 18, 2021 at 10:13 pm

    Joker

  56. Morgan Bowen

    Posted April 19, 2021 at 4:54 am

    Anything to mark 40 years of Arthur??

    1. enda    

      Posted April 19, 2021 at 6:35 am

      Arthur staring Dudley More is Oprah all time favourite movie!

  57. Call Me Ayaka  

    Posted April 19, 2021 at 2:32 pm

    Can’t wait to see what Pastor Lewis is up to!

  58. Thanes of the Shire Fan Club

    Posted April 19, 2021 at 4:26 pm

    What’s the latest on Chaplin’s? Are they catering again after that fiasco with limited meal choices?

  59. Murfy Gorshak

    Posted April 19, 2021 at 8:59 pm

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    1. Murfy Gorshak

      Posted April 19, 2021 at 9:00 pm

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        Posted April 19, 2021 at 9:01 pm

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        1. Jody Bundrick

          Posted April 21, 2021 at 11:28 am

          did it work?

  60. Cecilia  

    Posted April 20, 2021 at 2:15 am

    I have a good feeling that this is the year that the Hobbit 2 finally brings home oscar gold! Viva la oscars!!!

  61. Unityhead Family Member

    Posted April 21, 2021 at 11:47 am

    I got the oscer fever!!

  62. Andrew Freese

    Posted April 21, 2021 at 2:13 pm

    Without Greg and his unbeatable movie buff knowledge, this oscer special is going to flop.

  63. Ian Wolsten

    Posted April 21, 2021 at 2:39 pm

    Hey Guys

    1. BENGAZITRUTHNOW

      Posted April 21, 2021 at 5:07 pm

      Wel ome to the boards!

      Sent from my iPad

  64. Patricio Bravo

    Posted April 21, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    super stoked for this Sun, Ive got the Oscar Fever!

  65. BENGAZITRUTHNOW

    Posted April 21, 2021 at 5:11 pm

    Will mark be back??

    Sent from my iPad

  66. StarTrek4SF

    Posted April 21, 2021 at 7:09 pm

    Gregg likes to blab about movies, but if he were so great, he would have the title Mr Movies. But he doesn’t. So that’s that.

  67. Arseni Zahedian

    Posted April 21, 2021 at 10:42 pm

    I really hope there will be a segment on how THE RADICAL LEFT is taking over hollywood and movies!! I’m sick and tired of LEFTIST GLOBALISTS! They are probably putting SOROS in charge of the Oscars!!

  68. AntHead22

    Posted April 22, 2021 at 6:25 am

    Oscer is a sentimental beast

  69. James Speaker

    Posted April 22, 2021 at 8:32 am

    The return of Dr. San!

  70. Cory Stiner

    Posted April 22, 2021 at 9:31 am

    Looking forward to a possible Oscar Medley 2.0 !!

  71. Cognac McCarthy

    Posted April 22, 2021 at 10:27 am

    Looking forward to a healthy balance of movie expertise from Ax and financial expertise from Joe. And most importantly NO attempted murder

  72. ROY_JaRueL

    Posted April 23, 2021 at 7:11 am

    Really glad pastor Lewis could return… It makes me SICK how Soros and the extremist left have removed christ from our lives (TV).

  73. BungholeBill

    Posted April 25, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    Will we get bitcoin and blockchain advice this year from Joe MoneyMan Estavez?

    1. Bruce Bigham

      Posted May 12, 2021 at 8:43 pm

      I need this advice!!!

  74. Richard Musser

    Posted April 29, 2021 at 8:46 am

    why are receipts so eternally necessary? i dom’t keep them.

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