Let/s face it, the Oscars are a total joke. At this point any movie which you have never even heard of would get nominated if it met certain criteria. Here are the list of Oscar movies nominated to win an Academy Award

  • “The Father” (David Parfitt, Jean-Louis Livi and Philippe Carcassonne, producers)
  • “Judas and the Black Messiah” (Shaka King, Charles D. King and Ryan Coogler, producers)
  • “Mank” (Ceán Chaffin, Eric Roth and Douglas Urbanski, producers)
  • “Minari” (Christina Oh, producer)
  • “Nomadland” (Frances McDormand, Peter Spears, Mollye Asher, Dan Janvey and Chloé Zhao, producers)
  • “Promising Young Woman” (Ben Browning, Ashley Fox, Emerald Fennell and Josey McNamara, producers)
  • “Sound of Metal” (Bert Hamelinck and Sacha Ben Harroche, producers)
  • “The Trial of the Chicago 7” (Marc Platt and Stuart Besser, producers)

I can assure you that no one has heard of any of these movies. Yes due the the Chana Virus many of our move established film makers were not able to make “their movies” leading to an absence of actual movies to be seen, which resulted in the list above. Maybe would go straight to video in an other era.  Above you will see no: Jurrasik Park or Citizen Cake, movies all love and make the grade and deserve Oscar. Why don’t wee see Tom Hanks starting in any movies this year? I spoke with the Original Mister Movies, Axiom and he agrees. “Popular movies no long get recognized by the academy, they are all these boring movies with no names.” He said.

Yes it’s true. Some of these movies may have some quality but I will never know as I will never have the chance to see them. They’re that bad.

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36 thoughts on “Hei Network OSCAR ANALYIST

    1. Finally, a precedent who isn’t afraid to ask the China question and, get to the bottom of oscar’s schemes.

    2. Everyone knows Axiom doesn’t know anything about movies (or music). Any symptoms of Oscar Fever that I had left were tossed aside by Axiom. Big Shame! 1

    1. Producers are the entrepreneurs who make movie magic with their capital. Insiders like Axiom and Tim know this. Only the rubes care about runtimes and actors and plots – the true experts know that money is the name of the game.

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  1. Agree. These so-called “movies” (or Chinese propaganda?) are destroying the fabric of American life. Whatever happened to wholesome movies like Die Hard or Rambo that showed the value of our beautiful 2nd Amendment or our right to free speech?

    1. Indeed! Now we get 160 minutes of a blind Asian man called “Sittin’ Zen with Cane” and are told this is ART! It means SOMETHING DEEP about the HUMAN CONDITION! HA!
      I say it’s just two hours and forty minutes of a guy wearing sunglasses holding a stick sitting by a river contemplating the meaninglessness of existence! ARRGGGHH!!!
      Give me Tom Cruise performing hetero-normative feats of brilliance! Give me a feast of testicular fortitude! Gleaming traps and lats, shiny thews and glistening taints blazing like soulfire in the dawn of an American morn! An oiled and swole Xenu ready to powerlift his way to the penthouse of Heaven! With JFK Jr. by his side!!

  2. hoping la Roux and Tim HIEDECKER can get to the root of the special intersts behind oscar for once and for all and finally.if You look around, its not hard to see whats going on, first a china virus and now they have these china movies too? not a concidense.

  3. donald trump probably looks directly at the oscars instead of filtering it through an oscar special, like when he did that with the moon.

  4. This article as clearly written by somebody who doesn’t pay attention to film. A real movie expert would list the run times next to the titles of the films.

  5. Tim hiedeckar says he doest have time to watch movies! He only has time to things like murder! Like murdering the electric sun 20! And now he is murdering the oscar special with no movie expertise! Not good!

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